This rustles my jimmies

Why do people like turning shit into a fucking pickup?

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Because the small sport truck market has been dead for 8 years.

Because muh country music

Because it's cool as hell, you dimple.

Because they want a car-based pickup but can't buy one where they live.

Unless they improve chassis rigidity though it's going to be floppier. It's like making a half convertible. The Holden Ute weighs more than the sedan due to extra bracing.

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Hm this got me thinking. 2 door """"sports"""" truck is considered truck in insurance right?

Because it's just another mass produced car

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Saw like 5 of these together in Sweden once, both 200's and 700's

>2 door """"sports"""" truck is considered truck in insurance right?

Yes.

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In some particular cases also tax savings.

So I was actually wrong for a change, there actually is a Benz I would show myself driving in public.
That one looks good, really good. Is that like a chopped hearse or what?

That is fucking pimping

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Nifty

Sometimes there's actual utility to gain (built in small serial production in Austria with Suzuki's official seal of approval).

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Kawaii

And sometimes it's simply for style and uniqueness.

I'm glad we can agree on that

>tfw no utes in North America
I just wanted a Maloo for that glorious supercharger whine

I once saw a custom Scion xB pickup in Sulphur Springs TX and I regret not taking a picture of it every single day

They actually have a nice quiet supercharger.
I hate supercharger whine

>I hate supercharger whine
How can a single man be the source of this much faggotry?

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Fukken disgusting

And then there's this nigger

That's just a powerless M54. Not rustled.

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Because it rustles faggots like you!

i blame the ssr

>two different RR 4wd truck abominations
Who would have thought?

im fucking triggered

i honestly don't understand what was this faggot thinking

i seriously can't, like he probably could imagine the complete project in his mind but i simply can't

they're shite slow due to being classified as a tractor they're only allowed by law to go 30 kmh

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hnnnggg

>liking BMW for anything other than the S70/2or3

Mmmm cosworth

OH BOY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD

This is too good.

Usually I like my ute conversions as small as possible.

Seems kinda dumb to hack this one up when VW sold single cab/crew cab Vanagons from the factory.

These...these actually look pretty decent. I mean there are a few that look like absolute shit, but I could definitely see myself driving a few of these.

>conversions
But user, the Mini was sold like that.

But not with a hatch!

Oh neat.

>eg pick up
I really like this.

MUH

whats the one in the middle?

Holy shit that's amazing.

Then again the suspension would surely need work dome to it to survive actual loads in it?

Ford Sierra.

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probably but if you look at the wheel wells, in the bed, it's most likely already been converted to a leaf spring rear end

If I ever have more than a thousand dollars in my possession at any time that I don't immediately owe to someone else, I'm going to turn my FB into an ute.

Because utes are dead outside Australia, and it's frequently cheaper to convert an existing car than to import an Australian car, which may not even be legal in many places

Pretty sure those are old flower cars.

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Cannot unsee!!

Coming back to its roots.

holy fuck that is awesome.

Would you, Veeky Forums?

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Ford cucked USA of the greatest car they've made since GT40 because of emission bullshit
>same year
>same company
>different continent
>2L 220bhp
>"5.0" 4.9L 208BHP

because pickups are awesome

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>This started life as an AMC Pacer

>ruining a gto to make an el Camino

this thread

Look closely. No one ruined a GTO. They just put a GTO front end (All the parts to which are available as aftermarket reproductions) on a Chevelle El Camino.

No GTO's were harmed in the making of that ute.

Good I was seriously pissed because it does look like an el Camino
I though somebody ruined a gto to make a Camino with a funky grill

its an improvement

It's not on that only Aussies get hektic pick ups.

The fact that the market for a vehicle that can fit a standard pallet in the back and then drive that pallet home sideways at 100mph isn't filled is a travesty.

Not that style though. Simple straight lines fit the utilitarian character of the W123 far better.

Being able to recline your seat a bit is nice though

Extra cab.

>This is available as a $3000 kit for MK4 4 door Jetta's and Golf's

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Tailgate is from a Ford Ranger/Mazda B-series truck
Tail lights are from a Ford Explorer Sport Track.
Payload is I believe 650 lbs, more if you use the stiffer wagon springs in the back.

>tfw i actually like it

> EG pickup
> Not a Del Camino

You were close son.

Anan you can't convince them that even though the VIN says it's a (shitty car here) that it's actually a truck. Here's what they'll say "lol fuck you"

>This rustles my jimmies
wierd, it only makes my dick hard.

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>Chebby Colorado taillights

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They're looking for an El Camino copycat