>muh flamingos >lets bomb stuff to get more points, so much fun! >dude, better remember which weapon to destroy boss parts with, lol! >letters instead of numbers in the score, so quirky and le random!
Evan Bailey
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Liam Garcia
Guess, we ran out of bombs. Proper dodging ahead.
Brayden Martinez
go play lolishmups
Carter Cox
this wasnt funny the first time you posted it and its less funny each time you do after
Mason Martinez
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Ian Adams
How do we put a stop to cavedrones?
Connor Long
By releeasing Rai-oh wait.
Luke Rivera
We can't. The problem with CAVE is that they not just pander to the lowest common denominator, but also to the absolute elite who want to play games with ridiculously difficult scoring mechanics. That's why it's accepted.
Ayden Flores
By stopping complaining about other what shmups other people like and start playing and talking about shmups yourself.
It's just a theory...
Samuel Fisher
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Hunter Murphy
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Elijah Johnson
>The problem with CAVE is that they not just pander to the lowest common denominator, but also to the absolute elite who want to play games with ridiculously difficult scoring mechanics. >The problem with CAVE is they made games enjoyable by all
John Harris
>enjoyable by all No, it's only enjoyable to waifufags (lowest common denominator), and absolute pros who play single games hundrets of hours for score.
The normal STG player rather prefers stuff like Gradius, R-Type, Ikaruga, because it's not full of waifushit, has high quality production and is more accessible.
Levi Lewis
>The normal STG player rather prefers stuff like Gradius, R-Type, Ikaruga That's not the normal STG player, that's the "we want the krauts" audience
David Cooper
SUGIRI IS ON SALE IS IT A SHIT?
Brandon Baker
Of course it is, reason why these series are the most popular. CAVE is pretty niche compared to them, because it only attracts niche audiences (otakus, and scoring pros).
Christopher Lopez
1cc sluts love cave though
Carter Foster
1cc sluts love evrything.
Austin Miller
>all of those series died out ages ago >cave has been the most popular shmup developer for 20 years
>cave games are niche and the methodical masterpieces are the games people really want to play kraut logic
Zachary Bailey
>>all of those series died out ages ago So did Cave, your point? >>cave has been the most popular shmup developer for 20 years
LMAO, they are only popular amongst otakus and hardcore STG fans. Normal players mostly don't know shit about them, much in contrary to Konami, Treasure or Irem. >>cave games are niche and the methodical masterpieces are the games people really want to play Exactly.
Dominic Ramirez
Just let us die already
Nathaniel Ward
Except for the fact DDP is one of the most famous shmups of all time.
Cameron James
Definitely not as famous as Gradius and co
Cooper Ortiz
Still doesn't change the fact that it's very well known, even outside of otakus and scoring pros
Jordan Mitchell
learn business 101 kraut. if konami, irem, treasure shmups were so popular they would have continued making them. they stopped because nobody wanted them any more. cave got to make lots of games because they made money with them, and they stopped making games when they stopped making money. now there's nobody else making shmups. all that's left are le retro indie meme games and raiden 5.
Samuel Thomas
Not really.
Konami, irem, treasure stopped making shmups, because the genre as whole didn't sell anymore. In contrary to cave they actually also developed other genres, that's why they attracted way more people and also kept developing even when shmups died. It's not like cave didn't stop making shmups either.
Carson Murphy
I don't know, I've still never played it!
But I'm going to play it! Right now! On stream! twitch tv/harrykoakuma
Brandon Williams
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Aiden Nguyen
>twitch tv/harrykoakuma I'm in. I hear it's very easy.
Austin Turner
is this this one? "Acceleration of SUGURI X-Edition HD"
Alexander Richardson
No, that's the second one.
Jace Peterson
The second one isn't"Acceleration of SUGURI 2"?
Brody King
EXTEND DONG!
Matthew Gomez
Stream had to end early, thanks for watching. Sorry, I usually stream late at night to avoid things like this...
Totally.
This one is just called "Suguri". I don't know how this series and its sequels work but I'm assuming this is the first one. I checked the Steam store and this was on sale so I assumed it was the one.
Christopher Rogers
Man, I should try playing 'galuda again.
Noah Rivera
Nah stuff like Ketsui and Dangun are perfectly fine for non-waifufag casuals like me. Mushi onwards is cancer though
Oliver Watson
>Mushi onwards is cancer though
Jackson Thomas
Which character from the Touhou project franchise would you like to make sweet love with?
Jonathan Cook
Unfortunately I can't play Dangun because I don't like disco.
Andrew Howard
Elder God Tier: Gus
High Tier: Cee
Mid Tier: Banana
Low Tier: Jaimers
Shit Tier: Kraut-kun
Owen Morales
>>>/krautchan/
Wyatt Cruz
more input lag
Jacob Wright
>implying Elder god tier: Gus Cee Banana Kraut
Shit tier: gaymers
Jose Morales
Cee should be on the same level as Kraut tbqh
Jaxson James
Konami's latest shmup was only 5 years ago, though...
Xavier Ramirez
You're right. Cee can't even score better than the kraut in such games as Satazius.
Charles Collins
We need a new board for Desuposters so they can dump their shitty opinions and art elsewhere.
They are almost as cancerous as /jp/
Parker Reed
stop posting about yourself gus, nobody cares
Oliver Lewis
Hey, I don't try and start trouble. I like "waifu" shmups, ship shmups, I'll play anything. Contrary to apparently popular opinion, it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.
And most of the time I only post art as an excuse to bump the thread from a deep page. Like I would be doing right now.
Christian Martin
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Adrian Stewart
Fish game da bes
Adrian Sanchez
looks comf comf
Jaxon Lewis
you could try going here
Ryder Harris
I'm not a waifufag, haven't nearly the time or dedication to play a single game for hundreds of hours, and find Cave to be perfectly fine. Stop stirring up shit for bumps.
Sebastian Robinson
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Leo Rivera
Made it to Stage 8 of Batsugun Special
Thomas Howard
Desufag pls go.
Bentley Ramirez
>I'll play anything What was the last shmup you played then? I bet my ass it was a waifu shmup.
Caleb Butler
Casper poster is literally the best thing this place has, please do not bully.
Easton Gutierrez
Casperfag is good people
Xavier Jones
C-Can't we all just get along...?
It was Mushihimesama. Or Suguri earlier today if that counts. But yeah lately I've been focusing on Mushihimesama. And after I reach my goal in that, I plan to try out CCWI (which I have already bought). I also dabble in Gradius and Galaga if I just feel like killing some time leisurely I suck at Gradius. I play Deathsmiles sporadically.
I've also considered playing shmups like Strikers 1945 and Gunbird on shmupmame, but I'd heard that Psikyo shmups have emulation problems or something. I'll probably still give them a try sometime though.
Point is, games are games, and some people put way too much stock in whether the playable character is a girl or a plane or whatever. Why is it such a big deal?
Oliver Baker
I prefer the disputes between cee and kbr, frankly. At least some interesting mechanics dissection arises from it.
Daniel Jenkins
nice.
Jaxon Cooper
100% fact.
Kevin White
Never let your guard down!
Asher Stewart
my mom just said that mushihimesama futari sounded like a baby crying
Cooper Jenkins
>enter shmup discord channels expecting waifufaggotry, shitpost, cropped anime porn, the usual >surprised by people actually discussing the games and sharing replays/tips/streams
Dylan Hill
what is discord anyway? the modern day ventrilo?
Hunter Hernandez
No matter how much you post this Discord will never stop being anything other than complete shit.
Nolan Rivera
>Suguri that game looked weird.
Gabriel Peterson
Suguri is alright, but I'm not such a fan of its gimmick.
Caleb Torres
I beat my high-score today! it's still shit
Adam Bennett
So is there any word on Blue Revolver yet?
The Steam page still says that it's supposed to be out in the first quarter of 2016.
No updates on the main website either.
Jace Collins
Ikaruga is alright, but I'm not such a fan of its gimmick.
Joshua Lewis
What game?
Tyler Long
Palm isn't a baby!
Jaxson Smith
I agree, gimmicks that make bullets not dangerous some of the time are stupid.
Mason Taylor
Dead game, like the genre.
Dominic Garcia
Like bombs?
Leo Clark
I'm lazily trying to 1cc eschatos normal original, I've been playing other games and haven't really put much effort into it. I made it to stage 20/26. Scoring in this game seems neat.
Matthew Sullivan
Keep at it dude!
I suck at Eschatos, I'm so used to relying on dodging because of other shmups that I almost never use the shield.
Asher Gutierrez
I'm pretty sure some of the patterns almost require the use of the shield. I need to kick it up and go full shmup on it. I'm not even sure where the ships hitbox is/how large it is.
>ship shmups boatcolle sniffcolle shootan game when?
Carter Richardson
Oh, thanks. I'm glad you like... the stuff I do.
I do try to at least not go overboard with my Deathsmiles/GoMa stuff with respects to the people who DON'T like it. I usually limit posting to when I have something to say/someone to reply to, or when the thread is in need of a bump anyways. I don't needlessly just dump art or anything outside of dead hours. If there's a steady stream of conversation going on that I can't contribute to, I probably won't post.
It was unusual, but kinda fun in its own way. You can boost through light bullets but the physical stuff (rockets, etc.) will still hurt you so it's not as easy as it might sound. Not easy at all, really. Still, it was interesting, and I'll certainly give it another go sometime.
Actually I have stayed out of the KanColle business entirely. I'm just not interested in it.
I was going to do a Mushi stream tonight but unfortunately my internet is acting up. Hopefully it calms down, otherwise that Maniac clear might have to wait until some other time.
Chase Watson
STREAAAAAAAM
Landon Long
And what's in it for me if I do?
My internet seems to be working again so I'll set up in a few minutes. twitch tv/harrykoakuma
Robert Martin
fame, fortune, and witnesses to your 1cc.
Zachary Sanders
Rough day today?
Brandon Clark
There is an unlockable option to display all hitboxes (including yours and the Wonderwitches) in Eschatos, at some option level.
Carson Morales
Dude, raise your bitrate. I can barely tell what's going on.
Sebastian Sullivan
Stream is over, thanks for watching.
Little bit. Nothing that Casper can't fix.
Huh, you're the first person that's said anything about it. I tried raising the bitrate and it started dropping frames. I'll play around with it some more and see if I can at least get some better bitrate than I had, without dropping frames.
Asher Brown
>Dude, raise your bitrate. I can barely tell what's going on. Then you have fucking eye troubles, it's 100% fine you twat burger.
Ayden Ramirez
Someone stream a nice shmup
Kayden Nguyen
KBR when will you beat Gradius 3 arcade? It's a methodical masterpiece only for the hardcore.
Liam Rodriguez
I'll stream in like 7 hours if you can wait a bit
Jordan Brooks
So in other words, you still clearly prefer waifu shmups and just play other stuff casually. That was my whole point.
>Why is it such a big deal? Art style is a big deal in video games. They are a very visual medium, and waifu games mostly don't just have a girl as playable character, but also the whole mood of the game is totally different (music, artworks, enemies, soundeffects, etc).
I also like waifu shmups, but I rather prefer sci-fi shmups.
Kevin Johnson
One day, not sure when. I am still occupied with CCWI atm. Also still have to finally get the R-type 2-ALL, and some other stuff. After that, maybe.