What is the best way for me to invest $1000?

What is the best way for me to invest $1000?

>BUY [insert P&D]. You'll be a trillionare in a year.

1.Max out an employer match in your 401K.
2.Open IRA (Roth if you're younger). Vanguard Index funds usually have a minimum buy-in of 3k
3.Place in high-interest savings account

If you can't do the first, try the others in order. Ignore tips to invest in single stocks. Day trading isn't feasible for a newbie. Play the long game

>buy $3,000 worth of counterfeit money
>buy drugs with it
>sell it to some college kids
>then buy some more counterfet money
>try again to buy more drugs
>get stabbed to death
>profit???

$KNPD

Coke or weed

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>3.Place in high-interest savings account
where do you find these and how high is the interest?

$BLOC$ look into it.

Forex baby

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I did Ally. They have 1 percent.

Since the holidays are coming up. Buy gift cards at a discount from one of those sites that buys and sells gift cards. Only get gift cards that are deeply discounted for stores that have products that are easily sold online. Think razor blades. Also helps if you can get discounts at the stores themselves with coupons.

>1%
>literally less than inflation

atleast get treasury bills baka

penny stocks, turn that thousand into millions ;)

The best way to invest your small amount of money is with an education in hopes that you can become a salaried wagecuck.

Start following RGT and start playing penny stocks.

I put $1,000 in a scotttrade account 6 months ago. I followed RGT advice and am now at $1,200.

Stocks I played:
> MGT
> PTX

What about real estate? Like, buying a house or condo and renting it out? I have about 100k saved up, am already matching my employer retirement contributions, and have a separate roth IRA.

Bet on Trump to win the Presidency.
Hillary has pneumonia.
It's guaranteed.

>BUY [insert pump&dumpCoin]. you'll be a trillionare within the year

buy penny stocks on the OTC market at .0001 and hope they go up to .0002 and sell or better yet .0003

Pick 10 companies and put 100 on each

Agreed

If you lend me $1000 interest free, I'll give you $2000 back in 3 months.