What is the best way for me to invest $1000?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What is the best way for me to invest $1000?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

BUY [insert P&D]. You'll be a trillionare in a year.

MPmaster
MPmaster

1.Max out an employer match in your 401K.
2.Open IRA (Roth if you're younger). Vanguard Index funds usually have a minimum buy-in of 3k
3.Place in high-interest savings account

If you can't do the first, try the others in order. Ignore tips to invest in single stocks. Day trading isn't feasible for a newbie. Play the long game

cum2soon
cum2soon

buy $3,000 worth of counterfeit money
buy drugs with it
sell it to some college kids
then buy some more counterfet money
try again to buy more drugs
get stabbed to death
profit???

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

$KNPD

Playboyize
Playboyize

Coke or weed

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

buy a good pair of premium knee pads

Flameblow
Flameblow

3.Place in high-interest savings account
where do you find these and how high is the interest?

DeathDog
DeathDog

$BLOC$ look into it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Forex baby

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

<1%, you'd do better buying kneepads desu senpai.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I did Ally. They have 1 percent.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Since the holidays are coming up. Buy gift cards at a discount from one of those sites that buys and sells gift cards. Only get gift cards that are deeply discounted for stores that have products that are easily sold online. Think razor blades. Also helps if you can get discounts at the stores themselves with coupons.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

1%
literally less than inflation

atleast get treasury bills baka

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

penny stocks, turn that thousand into millions ;)

Techpill
Techpill

The best way to invest your small amount of money is with an education in hopes that you can become a salaried wagecuck.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Start following RGT and start playing penny stocks.

I put $1,000 in a scotttrade account 6 months ago. I followed RGT advice and am now at $1,200.

Stocks I played:
MGT
PTX

DeathDog
DeathDog

What about real estate? Like, buying a house or condo and renting it out? I have about 100k saved up, am already matching my employer retirement contributions, and have a separate roth IRA.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Bet on Trump to win the Presidency.
Hillary has pneumonia.
It's guaranteed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

BUY [insert pump&dumpCoin]. you'll be a trillionare within the year

Snarelure
Snarelure

buy penny stocks on the OTC market at .0001 and hope they go up to .0002 and sell or better yet .0003

Pick 10 companies and put 100 on each

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Agreed

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

If you lend me $1000 interest free, I'll give you $2000 back in 3 months.

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