Dota 2 - /d2g/

nth for Harbinger is the best husbando!

DUDE

Features too sharp.
Imo best girl is sunglasses next to Sheever

20 MINUTES AGAIN WTF????

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

FUCKING SLAVLADDER FUCK OFF

Sadly, I'm sure Na'Vi will disappoint once again.

gotta watch the new episode of RE:Zero

>tfw husbando posting is back
YES

>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME>The countdown went back to 20 minutes
KILL ME

WHEN DOES THE FUCKING GAME START

Do you think Anuxi would rub feathers on my balls if I seduced her

this is the most faggot op pic ive seen in a while

Hmmm, yeah pretty sure this is what avatarfagging is.

>ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
EPIC JUST EPIC.

fucking slavs

What is the point of a countdown timer when they just change it whenever the fuck they want?

Is that actually good, or is it another meme show?

>20 MINUTES!

you know some of us have something called work tomorrow

IO is not getting past Slark. Sorry redditfags.

d2g should develop a fund specifically to commission artists for husbando porn

>Not posting the best one

/a/oty

why dont you get a job

>Orgy ft the Chaos Knights and YOUR TEAM

What's avatarfagging?

Otherwise bellow average show is made good by single narrative crutch.

MC is shit, setting and characters are painfully average but rebirth mechanics will keep you on your toes, filling even casual conversations with tension.

>protagonist is dropped into a different world

What do you think faggot?

why is the dota community so gay
is it because the normies play league so we get stuck with degenerates

>normies
>league
ok

It's just a handful of steamchat faggots spam posting as usual

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EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 4m4 minutes ago
I was only talking to bulba what's wrong with everyone

>Turns out everyone that laughed about EE's "autism" was actually autistic

>normies

Why did we switch from normalfag to /r9k/ shit again?

If you want Secret to win over Navi get the fuck out.

wish I could find another pic of her from closer up
posting slark instead

probably

Nigma go back to shitposting and streaming.

I want secret to win because winning the lan thats before TI guarantees you won't win TI

discord.gg/EaxQB

Reminder to join the official /d2g/ Discord, Doturds :3

2016 and """"""""""pro""""""""" shitters are still not rushing dagon on medusa
>dmg
>int to make you tanky

LOL /r//d2g/ btfo

My three favorite heroes are Bane, Shadow Demon, and Puck. What does this say about me?

>tfw you don't know shit about the esports scene

>had to play an entire game against some earthshaker autist from d2g

>not posting name

are you that retard who tries to stack in d2g chat and then kick people who dont join that bullshit
if so fuck youj

You're a potential rapist irl

>tfw you know everything there is to know about the esports scene but you play like shit

You love to piss people off.

Most likely a twig and a fuckboi irl though.

steamcommunity.com/id/angerIncarnate/

No but that guy sounds like a fag

>vaginal blaster 9000

I still think you play okay Tobi.

I play like shit too, I mostly just sit around theorycrafting

4k shitter here i still give advice in those threads tho

I don't know much about esports drama, but I am probably on the level of Merlini if I need to analyze and predict draft.

I wanna fug Nyx Assassin!

while we wait

WWW?

I was the naix

hey d2g
what tier did you win your battlecup?
i mean, you DID win, right?

dendi has a daughter and a niece

I have a ~65% wr with 100+ games played on lion 4k bracket maxing succ why is this so fun

You all died too much.

You got fucking memed on by a CM you idiot
hahahahaha

post, rate, subscribe and enjoy

>Fat Asian guy with a high pitched voice

>midas

i have watched dota esports for two years and i can name maybe a handful of players and their current teams

like i cant name all players from teams like current eg, secret, liquid, og, na'vi or alliance

and even when i can remember some player names i mostly dont know what position they play

bad draft, can't carry all games, go next, stop complaining

wtf, why are they putting the shit casters on the final?

>Echo Sabre Shaman

Who is he?

>Socks don't match the belt color.
>The belt color isn't in color theory harmony with your jeans/pants and shirt.

kys draskyl

where's your basher boy

/SWNL/ GIRLS WW@

lul he was holding it for me because I had aegis

>Rushing BoT II 25 min in

Y/N?

can you get the shirts from the TI secret shop without going to TI?

not rushing, but if you have a nyx looking for kills in the lategame but you lack map controll/need to push lanes its very good for surprising enemy heroes with a numbers advantage where they dont expect it.

FUCKING /HERE/

I guess it's partially inexperience, I've only been watching for like 3 months, but even then the only thing I'm slightly familiar with is team names

AFTER TI yeah.
Right now it's pre-orders and then they will move around the stock later and open it to the public.

And I wouldn't really worry about stock if you're getting it once it comes out.

I hope it's a four man cast

YO WHO DAT?

i didnt even play it

>huge black/white icecream cone
>tiny yellow icecream cone
what did he mean by this

Buy them online or do what those SEA/Chinese kids do and pay some guy who attends the event to buy shit for you.

SWNL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:3

Okay that makes more sense. Between that and the 20 deaths I wasn't sure if he was retarded

CAN THE GAME FINALLY START ALREADY

JFC

>Game starts in X amount of minutes
>It's actually just some cunts talking for an hour before the game starts
Every time

You make a point, CK is a god tier husbando.