Daily reminder that Protestants are responsible for:

Daily reminder that Protestants are responsible for:

>Dividing the Western World and encouraging centuries of bloodshed against fellow Christians, distracting Christendom from its true enemies of militant atheism and Islam, instead of trying to reform the Church
>Witch burnings
>Editing the Bible at will due to their feelings to justify any of their actions
>Demonifying the Inquisition through the use of lies and propaganda
>The concept of Faith Alone, leading to cold, heartless, and degenerate societies who place no value on good works
>The concept of predestination, whereby none of your good acts on Earth matter and if you don't believe in their disgustingly heretical version of Christ called "Jaysus" you go to hell
>Keeping the American South a backwards shithole for more than two centuries in stark contrast to the much more developed and wealthy Catholic regions
>Contributing less to charity than Catholics and even some atheists, now and in the past
>Encouraging massive amounts of immigration from third-world countries and cultural Marxism (Sweden, UK, Denmark)
>Prohibition
>Westboro Baptist Church
>Creationism
>Belief in a young Earth
>Megachurches
>Being worse than Catholics, Jews, and Muslims when it comes to sexually abusing children
>Faith healing
>The anti-vaccination movement
etc.

Holy shit bait Batman!

Shift right click.

>Catholics
>fellow Christians
>fellowship
>with darkness
No thanks.

>what partnership can righteousness have with wickedness? Or what fellowship does light have with darkness?

daily reminder that the catholic church brought the reformation on themselves by not giving a shit about their faith at the time and living decadently with status obsession and abuse of moneymaking shams like simony and indulgences.

Was going to go through your points before a deep breath reminded me this is a shit bait post and if it's not, historical catholic church apologists need serious psychological help. The amount of hypocrisy in this is hysterical, though.

>Being worse than Catholics when it comes to sexually abusing children

Am I the only one who wishes Islam would have taken root in Europe?

Imagine what Europeans, with their entrepreneurial spirit, could have accomplished if under a faith that actually had some balls?

catholics are responsible for diverting christians away from god and towards man and satan

>The concept of Faith Alone, leading to cold, heartless, and degenerate societies who place no value on good works

Yet another idiot who doesn't know what Sola Fide means.

You're not the only one to wish that Europe got cucked by Islam and not Christianity.

Also Martin Luther wanted the Turks to take over Europe and destroy Catholic Europe.

Back in the day the church was pretty hardcore. Im predicting that when this pope kicks the bucket, they're going to elect some dude with balls of wrought iron. Not like "DEUS VEUT, REFORM THE TEMPLARS, RACE WAR NOW", but some Jeremy Irons-esque motherfucker who wont spend his time fostering goodwill between races and creeds and removing antiquated laws, but instead get his house of god in order with military efficiency.

Woah dude, you convinced me
Let's sodomize children at papa Frank's seroconversion party!

All these could have been stopped if they weren't so autistic towards Luther(before he himself went full autist)

But the proper reaction would be to join the Orthodox church. Not start your own.

The Orthodox are just as bad

Never gonna happen. Hell, we can't even get a pope to affirm Unigenitus these days. Post 1960 Catholic Church is a sham. The whole damn thing.

>Editing the Bible at will due to their feelings to justify any of their actions
>JUSTIFYing your actions from a 2000 year dated source material

hahahaa

>join the church we formed as a breakaway. Don't steal our move

We need some high profile excommunications so the church can exercise its atrophied muscles. How long has it been since they've given the heavenly boot to anyone but abortion advocates, gays or cult leaders?

>>Being worse than Catholics, Jews, and Muslims when it comes to sexually abusing children
this though
& the 30 years war

This meme is insufferable, particularly the bit about the concept of faith alone. You really think that up until Luther came around that every single Catholic that ever lived was some sort of poster boy for Christendom?

You'll be worshiping Big Brother by Christmas

>Faith healing
And praying to-- oops I mean venerating-- saints to cure your cancer is any better?

But they admit to saint prayer

Why are catholics so fucking salty?

Not even a religious person but no other branch of the church is as revisionist nor unwilling to admit their own mistakes

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does speaking in tongues exist in contemporary christianity outside protestant denominations?

It doesn't exist outside of Pentecostalism

interesting. what do other denominations think of them?

Guess we should stop using combustion to produce heat as it is much older than that. Kys

tips fedora

NICE SPOOKS YA FUCKIN NERDS

Charismaticism, including speaking of tongues, has gotten incredibly popular, and there are at least small pockets of charismatics in just about every tradition, including Catholicism. But generally other denominations outside of Pentecostalism, non-denominational evangelicalism, and some Baptist groups, tend to view them with distrust. Protestantism is traditionally cessationist. The possibility of miracles is generally not denied, but it is not to be expected that it will be a regular part of Christian worship after the Apostolic era and the closing of the biblical canon. We have our revelation in Scripture, which is sufficient for faith, life, and practice. Sola scriptura doesn't just apply to unwritten Tradition. It also applies to unwritten anti-Tradition.

How can one man be so wrong

Christ you guys sound like such faggots

The bible authors were fortunate in comparing the church to a woman. She is a woman, and like every woman, she will whore herself to whoever has more power. If the Romans, she will be the roman church, if Germans, the Germanic church, if nazis, she will be a nazi. If today the liberals, then she will be a liberal college feminist slut. If tomorrow the Muslims, then rest assured she will be a nice, well-behaved hijab-wearing little Arab dick sucker. I can already hear catholic apologists saying
>when popes x, y and z condemned Islam they were not speaking ex cathedra! The new directive is that Jesus was just a human prophet! This was the real church teaching all along!
But if somehow cuckservatives are able to turn the table then she will be whatever they want her to be. Do you want incense and Latin service? She can provide that service to you. Do you want her to dance on a pole? She can do that too. She can do anything, be anything, to remain relevant. Like a woman, she doesn't have one ideal in the world, she only cares about status, money and power. Will you be her next sugar daddy? She may flirt with you in the beginning, but do you have what it takes to keep her? I warn you, she's high maintenance!

No concept of Sola Fide as Luther envisioned in his later phases is ever found in any form in the ante Nicene period

The thing is....the Biblical canon was never actually closed

It was fluid as the variety of canons show us, all of which have different 'edges' to them

The concept of Sola Scriptura would be unheard off and contradictory to the Early Christians be it Apostolic or post Apostolic era. Such a concept only came to be centuries later!

Tradition is seen as uniformity of belief, evidence of proper reading of Scripture and the guide to reading it.

Such entails no position where Tradition is subservient to it