/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52643/new-stunt-races-and-vehicles-added-to-gta-online-cunning-stunts

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Thanks for reminding me to make a new thread btw pcucksposter

Great opening of a thread.

Please stop posting about your platform. No one gives a fuck.
Please stop posting Puchis. No one gives a fuck.
Please stop posting about Higgus, Crime, QT, Null, Discord, or any circle jerk faggotry.

This shitposting is just annoying, and only a mentally deranged cunt could think it is good in any way.

Remember, we hate each other equally, and no one really matters.

posting in better thread

It's deader than usual

>Add some new leather jackets
>ruined by huge logos on the back

>Hating Jock Cranley
What are you a faggot?

I made a motion
What kind of magic is this

>platform
neccesary when lfm/lfg

>puchi
please dox this guy and tell me he lives in the uk so i can sample his boipussy

>higgus
i dont even notice these posts and the last i saw was him uninstalling 2 threads ago

>crime
I dont think ive seen crime ingame about 3 months

>qt
he only posts about himself

>null
i havent seen null ingame for 2 months

>discord
no-one in the old discord posts even about it here.

spooky op
Will this game ever be fun

who /20's,50's,100's/ here?

I un-ironically agree with Jock Cranley, Blaine County Radio and mandatory concealed carry like the ads mentioned. Even if it's satirical

>crime
>I dont think ive seen crime ingame about 3 months
You probably have, she mostly plays her alternate account now since people are still buttmad about the gamma changing thing.

>all i wanna see is green

>she
>gamma changing thing
Really nigga

fuck off ezek

Alright cuckboys.

RE-7B or Tyrus

I love the way the Tyrus looks, but I know the RE-7B is faster. Is it enough of a difference to matter? Will the Tyrus keep up with the RE-7B? I'm a pretty above average racer.

>I un-ironically agree that you should waterboard your kids

Good thing you'll never actually see a vagina

Tyrus for superior acceleration and handling. So whenever a race starts you get to leave everyone behind then just ram off anyone who comes close to overtaking you.

fact: i will stop posting here when you show me your tiny balls or boi pussy

What did they mean by this?

>Jedi Master

pucci*

Wait the Tyrus handles better? I drove my friends RE-7B, and the handling was fucking superb. How the fuck can it get better than that?

S2 pls

Also
>Ramming people
What kind of fucking shitter do you take me for?

Nobody finds the ironically gay schtick shocking any more m8

I have both and I prefer the Tyrus on tight corners tbqh senpai.

You either be a bitch boi who gets rammed off the track or you be a man and prevent it from happening

Sometimes you find yourself rubbing bumpers with the racer next to you and if they just so happen to go off the side of track, what can you really do?

It can't be helped

>believing the alt account lie

Tbh what usually happens is somebody tries to ram me off the track, and then they fuck themselves over. So I tend to not do that shit because

>It's for faggots
>Half the time it fucks over the person doing it

The only time I ever consider going full shitter is when we're on the final stretch and I'm in second or something.

See I find that hard to believe since even a little tap makes you spin like a fucking beyblade.

The first week after the update launched I tried to be a clean player but you will eventually run out of patience when you deal with dirty tactics.

Now I just enjoy the increased sodium intake whenever I ram someone off.

>See a shitter coming to ram me
>Slow down, he hits the side of my car and spins himself out like a stupid bitch

Or alternatively

>See a shitter coming to ram me
>Slow down, let him pass, slipstream and overtake again

>ironic
>shocking

since when has liking to cup a pair of tiny balls or cock while giving a manlet or sissy a reach-around been either ironic or shocking?

Instant fuckin' karma

>implying I'll still go for a ram when I can just speed past him if he slows down

Also,
>slipstream
wew lad

>He's never gone waterboarding as a teen

LMAOing at your life

Post em

Post... what, exactly?

Characters

Because you're trying to be edgy by responding to everyone who tells you to fuck off by saying some gay shit
Also avatarfagging is against the rules :^)

Most shitters are fucking dead set on ramming you anyway. And I don't slow down until they've committed to the ramming, and I'm 100% sure they're gonna do it.

Slipstreams can't be turned off as of now in stunt races as far as I know. Then again I'm never host anyway so fuck it.

I'm more of an inner tubing fan

Also I'm pretty sure that's called wakeboarding

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I really hope we get a no contact option for stunt races because right now you get severely punished for being in the lead.

Real cool gas station attendant you go there senpai

Audiposter willed his favorite car into the game, what cars would you like to see?

I would give up all of my other cars in GTA:O if it meant having an R32/34 GT-R or Rx7 FD you could take to Benny and get customization as extensive as the Sultan RS(though preferably with less terrible looking options).

I dunno. On one hand yes, I think it's kinda shitty that people try to ravage your ass if you're in 1st, but at the same time, they're stunt races. They're supposed to be fun, and a cluster fuck. I mean fuck there's giant tubes 700 feet in the air.

You could argue that getting rammed constantly isn't fun though I guess.

Why aren't there Miatas in this game. Those are pretty well known, and yet they're not in this game.

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controllable missile/torpedo ships like in world of warships

>and make a much bigger map

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fuck off marc

Look at those shiny ass boards goddamn

and the esperanto

anyone have that gif of Trevor explosive-kicking someone in the ass on the highway?

no

tfw they changed my weekends to Thu and Fri, tfw 6 day work week, tfw another day extra until my 2 day gta binge

Nobody cares about your shitty blog.

>Don't Get Paid: The Game

Seriously this is getting old

tfw no one cares about my shitty blog

I care user :3

COMPTON
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>playing contact races

>Search my name in the archives
>Only one hit requesting an invite
tfw never name dropped

You don't want it dropped.

>wanting to be mentioned with the likes of nessi, blater, higgus, qt, and mad4potter

>COMPTON
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youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

>higgus

>first he was banned from v4c, now this

lmao who is this madman

>Still no custom Surfer with an upgradable psychedelic hippie interior

It won't sell sharkcards

it would if it went fast as fuck with all the upgrades and had decent traction kinda like that other low rider van but fit 6-8 people who could all shoot out of it

the dank gank bus

Literally everything sells shark cards.

Any Porsche will do honestly

Tbh, playing the stunning cunts new races isn't fun if there is any form of contact going on. I keep on playing these the same way I used to play trackmania.

on the other hand, allowing guns on these is fucking hilarious. there is something magical about sticky bombs making their ways on an opponement's car as you jump atop the maze bank's building.it's like mario kart on steriod.

So basically Blur.

never ever

So did anyone else waste money on a glorified apartment?

>implying dude weed lmao normalfags won't buy cards to get their fairly priced £2.4 million hippie-mobile

No, thank god
I'd rather buy a Lynxthan buy one of those shits

I have just realised that the in game npcs under your player commands (namely, the mechanist and the CEO's aid) are pretty well paid for what they are doing.

50 bucks a day for 30 days is basically 1500 bucks.

as for the CEo's right hand, she is paid 9000 bucks a month, at least.

It's no wonder they never complain about the possibly crazy request the player may request from them at any time of the day or night.

I know, I'm an eurofags that speaks by monthly wages, rather than weekly.

He is banned everywhere he goes. If you listen to him, it's everyone else's fault but his own.

He's not wrong. His mistake is playing with rejects from Veeky Forums.

shouldn't you be in wowsg you little under 55% wr shitter

>/gtag/ doesn't use the steam group chat for anything
It would be better than letting shitters know you are coming for them

$50 a day is poverty tier, barely above minimum wage.

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>A good looking tranny
What is this sorcery?

It's Toastisgood

she's CUTE!

>that mouth
>good looking

Might want to get your eyes checked m8
To each their own I guess

There's already a Nissan gtr so you won't see them skylines

I guess there could be space for another ricer beside the sultan and evo though

Personally I wouldn't mind something like a F40 or Testarossa. I don't even care if they end up being useless in sport or supercar categories, those things make me cum buckets.

Wow what a great webm of some literally who's tranny doing literally nothing.
This is the cancer killing /gtag/.

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Is posting pointless webms that don't have anything interesting happening in them the new meme?

This is a dead general anyway, sorry I posted lad

There's nothing else to do in this wasteland of a general

Pic related

Knowing R* they would make the F40 and Testarossa sport classics.

Once they fix the 7B you can use whatever you like the most, even a good old Entity since 90% of the playerbase can't drive for shit.

You should be
>There's already a Nissan gtr so you won't see them skylines
Considering we have three generations of Camaros, three gens of Chargers, and looking at the list of cars even more overlapping gens I'd say it's not impossible for us to get an earlier generation of the GTR
They didn't make the Tropos and Omnis sports classics so I doubt it

That's what I would have thought before seeing where they put the quattro/stratos.