Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

>furry
>is actually a violent assistant at heart and hates roleplay when it's non-erotic
fine pottery lad

>Trump voter calling Hillary a fascist

They're both insane, it's just that Hillary is less likely to ruin international relationships for the next decade.

I need a waifu, what are my options?

>ywn have your vox gf cuddle with you

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Just give me a few names and I'll tell you if they're taken or not.

Oh boy can't wait to get drafted into a nuclear war sounds like BIG LIBERAL FUNTIMES to me bro

>implying it's not just going to be another 4 years of fucking nothing getting done no matter who wins

you and your friends' spambots cucked me out of skeleton waifus so go fuck yourself

You'll find your waifu when the time is right. Don't rush it

The clinton foundation has more sway than you think.

>cargonia evacuation to mining outpost
>sec dude joins in
>all the suits are gone
>plan a getaway to the outpost via the cross space disposal network there apparantly was
>nuke
rip the dream

>hillary

>less likely

twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/667371059885301761

jump in a pit of glass

The outpost was being eaten by lava, you wouldnt have made it probably

Daily reminder the biggest victims of ISIS are Muslims.

Considering you're killed mercilessly if you are NOT Muslim, I'd say they have a religious requirement.

>mrpain is back
>again

Can we just get rid of this cancer forever already?

This fag keeps leaving and coming back for scraps.

They killed 20.000 Iraqi Muslims in 2 years.

It's like saying all Christians belong the the Westboro Baptist Church, except ISIS actually does something.

Remember that time when westboro baptist church made a truck out of signs saying god hates fags and drove into a crowd of people on the 4th of july?

CHRIS SMITHYMAN

>except ISIS actually does something.

Also, the west is at war with ISIS, sadly enough this is what happens when you're at war.

But if you think Muslims are somehow safe from all that, you're delusional.

No what are you... oh

What are you thanking OP for?

www.strawpoll.me/10826142

there one for male?

That's more than three threads without that user ever returning
I am now suspicious that waifu-dating-sim user just wanted an excuse to make another popularity contest.
I-I just want to see __(You)__ in a cute game.

I'm writing it slowly, gonna start on the security route first.

Options will be Dream Team + Alice Conrad. You will play as a starting officer and either advance to detective or warden over several months

>Cuckster

Who? Sergay?

I missed out on this. What's this about a dating sim? Who all is in it?

>Flavour of the month sluts again

I am 100% unsurprised, as always.

post what you have so far
Who's in it so far?

At the minute I'm just focusing on security, so the girls posted aka pic related and Alice Conrad.

Name better security girls, they're basically the only static naming security girls I could pick

>Been playing for 2 years
>Still get called a flavour of the month slut

The flavor of the months are all Security. They encompass it.
It's actually pretty good. Usually it's just medbay so I guess it's more exciting of a selection.
Being a flavor-of-the-month slut is a choice. It's a design in a personality.

reminder that sec waifus are unrobust

I remember that round. Fucking birds.

My only regret was the round ending as I had discovered the filthy bird's ship location and was tele-ing in with a bunch of ARs on my pack

Who's the HoS?

A fucking bucket would be better than Trinity
At least the bucket doesn't get in the way, isn't a sec gear piñata, and you could probably train a bucket to read the radio better

Alice

>implying trinitys route won't contain bullying

I got really mad at your post before realizing you're talking about a VN, not actual in-game players, carry on

What job will the player have?

For security you'll start as an officer, and can go on to be a detective or warden

If a surgery were to have the tools to the side of the operating table, rather than above it, would that throw people off a little bit?
It shouldn't be I would think, but I know some people are very particular about the weirdest things.

You should make it so that there's a common route, and you have to choose what job to take. Or stay a greyshirt or something and go a Kenji route.

That's the long term plan, for now I just want to finish one section.

when will you be finished?

I'm curious, has anything backed by Senate ever failed? He seems to have a disproportionate amount of influence.

>Senate

?

Not sure, within a month I'd like to have it almost all written.

I however can't do art, so it'll just be words

the wall just got 10 feet higher kikes

No I'm saying Hillary will send us to war idiot

well this is what I get for only being a spess man drunk
I'm illiterate

Reminder to downvote this shit into the ground
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11084

>every time I get surgery, the doctor is a ling

How to fix something like pic related? The wiki says to just click on it, but that doesn't work

Stand south, click on the top wire.

you just point and click click click click click click, it's real easy mang

Do you mean to stand facing south on it or to stand south of the tile? And should I have something in my hand for this?

Hey guys I come to raise a real important issue.

>WAIFUS.

Notice the huge increase in "girl" players in the game? It's not an issue per say, but when every player is a girl it's disturbing when you take a second to look at it all. At least half the player base plays a girl player.

Now myself included. I'm a shitter and looking for brownie points to look good again, so I'm playing a good character who's now social and helpful rather than my old one.

What is YOUR reasoning for playing a girl online in space? It was acceptable when 5 out of 65 people did it, but the number is way too high to feel comfortable with.

Stand on the tile directly south of the cables, click the top cable with cable in-hand.

coming real soon

>What is YOUR reasoning
Felt like it.
There are a lot of female characters now though.

fucking S E X Y!

I play a girl because I want to be one

Cool beans.

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Reminder that diona litearlly go to blinking red if they get hit by one laser. Instant crit (death?) for cap laser

thanks Dr. Col. Sanders

>kill the last vampire
>go back to take his head off
>THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
>don't even get to escape
thanks guy

TOO MANY

I wish I got more chances to laser dionae

it's always so satisfying

>Vamp's pAI does more work than the actual Vamp

Sorry I couldn't be the big bro you deserved little bro

get your diona power game up, where you can take three laser cannon hits then get up in the green right away

>Arrested for dragging the clown into the table prison he put me in
>Let out of brig by sec after 6 minutes of me unbuckling, re-arrested, harmbatonned on the way back, die
>Die again while in cryomix, sec officer fucks off with my backpack
>15 minutes of surgery merry-go-round to fix my lungs which never actually heal
>Stunned, cuffed, bludgeoned for being let into the kitchen to make myself food
>Murderboned by a non-antag at the end of the round as i was sitting in security escape

Fuck that round. Seriously.

COOKS

Cute xenos when?

Sorry, I have no idea what the problem was, We repalced your lungs and that fixxed them, but then your chest was broken, but none of the tools worked to fix it. Eventually I just gave up and said fuck it

>HoP made me warden because why not
>Actually survived despite never playing any security role before
>Ended up being the most senior officer to survive.
>Was also grossly incompetent.

Well that went better than expected.

If you're the guy I tasered, I thought you were a traitor or something.

nothing wrong with it except the high unlikeliness that females would want a job a. in science b. on a research frontier and c. that is dangerous
staticnames are cancer no matter what gender

Xenos are already cute as fuck though.

>pAI had to tell the vamp how to suck blood over LOOC
I may have died, but at least i died laughing

Considering captain laser instantly kills diona I seriously doubt that

when you get better taste and realize xenos are already cute

Could be cuter.

did he have too much brute where bones would re break, did you use trauma kit, did you make sure you weren't breaking more shit?

Im always happy to help.

One laser cannon literally instacrits you

I can beat that

I got my leg broken by the captain and died from bleeds after I yakkety saxed him for 3 minutes after he tries to arrest me for walking into the brig and hacking the sec vendor

Then he propped me up in the lobby without taking me to medbay

It was kind of funny at first but then it got kind of sad

Are you still in little greenshit form? Take some blood and evolve nigger