>Next expansion >WoW: The Lich Queen >Sylvanas remains as the warchief of the horde >Has struck a deal with the worgen, in exchange for destroying the blood elves since she deems them useless >Goes into the city with her honor guard and goes towards Lore themar's place >Executes him and any high ranking blood elves >Forsaken who were hiding around the city ambush the guard and sack the city >Blood elves BTFO by undead AGAIN >The few survivors now rename themselves the cucked elves >The cucked elves now run for support to the alliance while the worgen move to the horde
And now someone needs to write the reason worgen join the horde
Charles Rodriguez
troll druids are the best druids
Matthew Ross
that is hearthstone based pornography, get it out of here
Brody Gray
this
Adrian White
>alliance is full of faggots who 4v1
You know, I used to think a lot of the bullying against you was unjustified, but you really are a gigantic faggot. Why the fuck would anyone expect a fair 1v1 fight in a TEAM BASED BG.
You realize your horde friends do the same? Everyone gangs up in a BG, its kind of the point.
>fags in /wowg/ talking about turtle >dont care about turtle >check it out anyway >blue mount drops for me in the first 4 minutes >leader QQing about 400+ kills and no drop
lul. can i leave or should i stay for the epic version?
no way im going to waste time farming pagle rep for the strider so the coins are pretty much useless to me.
Luis Hall
>mage who's getting outdamaged by healers keeps complaining about how bad everyone is
is this a meme
Jaxon James
you first?
Kevin Harris
well shit 1-5 wank and bed 6-9 make some grub and watch something 0 play some fucking world of wow
Brayden Turner
>gnome >knife ears ???
Matthew Lopez
All of them.
Jeremiah Myers
I'm sure he's """""""not even trying"""""""
Blake Morales
I don't think that's how you're supposed to ride a pool pony
Hunter Allen
>You realize your horde friends do the same? I know, doesnt make it any more enjoyable or fair.
Only derps would ever enjoy beating someone with superior number, fair fights are the only ones that feel good.
Or when you get to do high damage with no deaths xD
And back to afking losing bgs cuz horde is shit at this hour apparently
Austin Morgan
>Literal Who about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016
Jayden Ross
To keep on topic should we make some wowg based pornography? I'm sure we have some talented folks hovering around the thread who could contribute.
Sebastian Carter
im so hungry and lonely what wow class is best for me?
William Rodriguez
Are there any functional differences between the sea and riding turtles? Does the turtle supplement the need for a Water Strider?
Blake Phillips
Woah cute orc
Jason Roberts
That's pretty lewd
Benjamin Smith
>LINK DRAENOR ANGLER
FUCK
OFF
Sebastian Sanchez
my name is dorfio and im the best dwarf
Isaiah Fisher
The sea turtle has 0% increased movespeed on land and 60% increased swim speed.
The Water Strider walks on water at normal ground mount speed.
The turtle is way way cuter though.
Caleb Rogers
Mage because they can make food and get a companion if you spec frost so you won't be lonely
Jaxson Murphy
Any suggestions for a mog?
Tyler Morris
...
Henry Miller
Thanks for clearing that up, guess I'm still on that chore of a reputation after all. You can link your unfinished achieve and likely get in, most people don't check.
Stealing children now? You Horde types are all the same, spouting "we dindu nuffin!" right up until we turn our backs.
Hudson Gutierrez
>try to make a Horde character >orgrimmar looks like shit >all the old zones have been changed to shit >Forsaken are now even bigger cunts and all their zones are fucked >horrible Gothic architecture everywhere >see way more blood elves than I'd like to I was Horde all the way up until Cata but I can't do it anymore
Henry Carter
who bear druid here?
Carson Scott
Why not just accept your fate and go full panda
Jose Perez
>>all the old zones have been changed to shit
Welcome to modern WoW, you should see the new Nelf zones if you think those were bad
Noah Morales
b-borf?
Carter Mitchell
You should see the other stuff you get to do in the goblin questlines, like beating the shit out of people for protection money
Carter Gomez
Hello?
Jeremiah Williams
what's the best old dungeon / raid to solo as a rogue to make some gold? lookin for something to funs my enchanting leveling.
Asher Mitchell
ey, *smacks lips* iz bez a goodz boi.
Luke Howard
On the other hand, you get to : >play football with bombs and a robot >throw bombs disguised as bananas at monkeys >dogfight gnomes in a jet plane >save jesus >let jesus turn you into a tornado that shoots lightning
so it evens out besides, who cares about naga children anyway?
Jaxon Moore
>Want to get reward >Don't want the effort
This is why you can't get in. You want a turtle mount? Then put in the tiny effort needed to prove that you want it. It ain't hard.
That fake achieve thing won't work, either; they'll just check your achievements now that there's a search bar.
Charles Barnes
Org hit me the hardest. They literally removed the iconic bank we had been standing on top of for like 6 years.
SW is almost exactly the same
Jonathan Russell
SHITTING CHRIST
Julian Rogers
now that's a tight formation
Nicholas Anderson
oh yeah, Kezan is a little (re: immensely) fucked right now cause of the patch. Also the whole "not letting you pick loot you can't equip" thing isn't present there either.
Colton Miller
Show me your Demon Hunters. Let me see how stylish you are.
Pic obviously not stylish.
Elijah Kelly
>sylvanas betraying the elves you are actually retarded.
Samuel James
>obvious worgen fanboy
yeah no shit he's retarded
Isaac Russell
>t.Gruxx
Ryan Carter
>I listen to Lacuna Coil unironically
Landon James
>Sylvanas sides with the Worgen >Sylvanas sides with the Worgen over the ELVES So you have never played this game before right?
Samuel Ortiz
new guy here, ran every wod dungeon on heroic and want to make/tank some mythic groups for that trinket and gear so I can do H arch and get muh moose, is there anything that is a real big deal in mythic dungeons that I should learn before tanking?
Dominic Cook
Make sure your face is on the keyboard before you begin rolling.
Nicholas Miller
OH SHIT NIGGERS ITS TIME FOR A HELLFUCKING CENSUS
>Your Faction >Your main >Your main realm >Your opinion on your main's changes >Number of alts at 100 >Your total gold >Your current set of goals
Kevin Cooper
n-noo
Austin Foster
>both >orc lock >barthilas >shit >8 >220k >find a new main
Adam Miller
desu in rando groups they should just remove green and need rolling since everyone rolls need anyway and it fucks up BoEs
every time a boe rare or epic drops people roll need on it even though they have double heirlooms transmogd to that
Carson Thomas
Yes go into dungeon journal and look up every boss encounter in every dungeon for their abilities so you know how to counter/avoid them.
Caleb Collins
Why can't I build up the motivation to do the Draenor Pathfinder thing? It's a bitch getting around, but I just really don't give a shit about doing all that bullfuck
Tyler Thomas
How the fuck do i turn fish into gold?
James Price
>ally >dorfio, the dwarf (ele shaman) >bloodscalp >its fucking nothing >1 >950 >get enough gold for a token
Levi Young
good answer
Sebastian Ward
In 35 days it won't really matter
Bentley Davis
haha lol thats a great/funny post Thanks
Lincoln Hughes
>horde >combat rogue >silvermoon >indifferent, nothing changed much, basically 4 less skills and a few renames >2 >10k >none
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>Mainly Horde but a ally rogue at nearly 100 >Enh Shaman >Stormreaver >Conflicted >Two >50K? >No idea
Jaxson Perry
remove tree
Asher Gomez
>faster 90-100 levelling won't matter
??
Jacob Anderson
>wish I was horde, but friends are alliance >gnome >Sargeras >Quit my lock, went back to warrior. Fury changes suck. Arms is great, prot is unchanged, with great artifact talents, but shitty looks. actually all my artifacts look ugly >3 >80k >fishing mounts
Chase Green
>gnome
Zachary King
>Alliance >Belf Hunter >Moon Guard >THE MOMENT I CAN USE MY COOL GLITCH WORM VIABLY THE SPEC IS NO LONGER REMOTELY VIABLE >5? >300ksomething liquid, about 3 million in items >Convince this GM to restore Rhok for me
Evan Cruz
>Mainly Horde >Goblin Rogue >Dawnbringer >Haven't tried them yet >2, almost 3 >A few thousand? >Level a new main on Illidan
Jaxon Peterson
Leveling through Draenor is already balls fast with those special areas that give you booku xp for completing
And that's before they slice the required XP in half, which they always do
I'm not saying having it wouldn't be useful, but it's not necessary any more than buying the flying tome for Pandaria
Levi Hall
>ally >dk >gaymoore >blood boil is op as usual >4 >~170k >get back into top 20 raiding after returning from my long break
Robert Peterson
>ah fags honestly think any of their "item money" is ever gonna become real gold
Hunter Cook
>>Your Faction horde >>Your main warrior >>Your main realm tichondrius >>Your opinion on your main's changes feels similar to play. talent tier choices are pants on head retarded >>Number of alts at 100 4 >>Your total gold 312k >>Your current set of goals earn more gold to buy 250k gold and have enough leftover to play the AH
Matthew Peterson
Humans are boring. Not a furry. Dwarfs have shit hair. And fuck elves.
That leaves me with one choice, and escape artist is fucking rad.
Mason Gutierrez
>ally >warrior >cenarius :^) >¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >i dunno like 5 or so >3m >watching crash and burn come legion
Grayson Russell
>talk about how they're gonna hotfix fishing soon >people who've been there for 8+ hours get antsy >catch my third sea turtle >rich fag on my realm opens trade and deposts 75k
get finessed
Hunter Evans
>gnome
Nathaniel Johnson
>tfw when you are cucked and arent allowed to have fun because you have to return one flag and then guard cuz fags will lose the game
Also nothing more hilarious than dumb pala cuck using freedom next to a mage flag carrier that is slowed xD
>Your Faction HORDE FUREVER :DDD >Your main Either male panda ass or arcane >Your main realm Illidan US >Your opinion on your main's changes ass rogue is rly fun, so is arcane, fire got cucked to boring and predictable tier while sub is unplayable for me D: , not ninja material i guess >Number of alts at 100 6 >Your total gold only 500k ;_; i am a poorfag >Your current set of goals Grinding and pvp :3 Hopefully more arena pandas will be on during legion
Dylan Fisher
>can't decide whether to get my mage or monk to 100 first
Mason James
>149540887 >Your Faction Horde >Your main Fury Warrior >Your main realm Lothar >Your opinion on your main's changes Easy to get used to >Number of alts at 100 3 >Your total gold 8,000 >Your current set of goals Invite people to my new guild
Robert Gomez
gg blizz
Evan Turner
>mfw cant decide unholy or blood
Gabriel Miller
>warrirors >rouges >death nights >illidian
nice dyslexia retard
Eli Adams
lemme suck on that dogman dick
Blake Anderson
Golly user you're right I guess that's why I don't have a Swift Spectral Tiger or the Swift Zulian off the BMAH or the Plagued Protodrake off the BMAH ohhhh wwwaaaait TCG mounts aren't hard to sell!
Xavier Morgan
>does random bgs >complains that its not fun and people in them are retarded
that's like eating shit and complaining it tastes like shit, don't do them ya dumb cunt