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>Next expansion
>WoW: The Lich Queen
>Sylvanas remains as the warchief of the horde
>Has struck a deal with the worgen, in exchange for destroying the blood elves since she deems them useless
>Goes into the city with her honor guard and goes towards Lore themar's place
>Executes him and any high ranking blood elves
>Forsaken who were hiding around the city ambush the guard and sack the city
>Blood elves BTFO by undead AGAIN
>The few survivors now rename themselves the cucked elves
>The cucked elves now run for support to the alliance while the worgen move to the horde

And now someone needs to write the reason worgen join the horde

troll druids are the best druids

that is hearthstone based pornography, get it out of here

this

>alliance is full of faggots who 4v1

You know, I used to think a lot of the bullying against you was unjustified, but you really are a gigantic faggot. Why the fuck would anyone expect a fair 1v1 fight in a TEAM BASED BG.


You realize your horde friends do the same? Everyone gangs up in a BG, its kind of the point.

>sylvanas
>worgen
having a laugh mate

Whoa hi.

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>"i-i don't shit up the thread i swear!!"

>desperate furshitter wants to join the horde

lol

>posting week old logs

jelly.....?

Cuddle doggers

Which tank turns you on the most?

>fags in /wowg/ talking about turtle
>dont care about turtle
>check it out anyway
>blue mount drops for me in the first 4 minutes
>leader QQing about 400+ kills and no drop

lul. can i leave or should i stay for the epic version?

no way im going to waste time farming pagle rep for the strider so the coins are pretty much useless to me.

>mage who's getting outdamaged by healers keeps complaining about how bad everyone is

is this a meme

you first?

well shit
1-5 wank and bed
6-9 make some grub and watch something
0 play some fucking world of wow

>gnome
>knife ears
???

All of them.

I'm sure he's """""""not even trying"""""""

I don't think that's how you're supposed to ride a pool pony

>You realize your horde friends do the same?
I know, doesnt make it any more enjoyable or fair.

Only derps would ever enjoy beating someone with superior number, fair fights are the only ones that feel good.

Or when you get to do high damage with no deaths xD

And back to afking losing bgs cuz horde is shit at this hour apparently

>Literal Who about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016

To keep on topic should we make some wowg based pornography? I'm sure we have some talented folks hovering around the thread who could contribute.

im so hungry and lonely
what wow class is best for me?

Are there any functional differences between the sea and riding turtles? Does the turtle supplement the need for a Water Strider?

Woah cute orc

That's pretty lewd

>LINK DRAENOR ANGLER

FUCK

OFF

my name is dorfio and im the best dwarf

The sea turtle has 0% increased movespeed on land and 60% increased swim speed.

The Water Strider walks on water at normal ground mount speed.

The turtle is way way cuter though.

Mage because they can make food and get a companion if you spec frost so you won't be lonely

Any suggestions for a mog?

...

Thanks for clearing that up, guess I'm still on that chore of a reputation after all.
You can link your unfinished achieve and likely get in, most people don't check.

nah

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youtube.com/watch?v=FOEgGD3HStk

Stealing children now?
You Horde types are all the same, spouting "we dindu nuffin!" right up until we turn our backs.

>try to make a Horde character
>orgrimmar looks like shit
>all the old zones have been changed to shit
>Forsaken are now even bigger cunts and all their zones are fucked
>horrible Gothic architecture everywhere
>see way more blood elves than I'd like to
I was Horde all the way up until Cata but I can't do it anymore

who bear druid here?

Why not just accept your fate and go full panda

>>all the old zones have been changed to shit

Welcome to modern WoW, you should see the new Nelf zones if you think those were bad

b-borf?

You should see the other stuff you get to do in the goblin questlines, like beating the shit out of people for protection money

Hello?

what's the best old dungeon / raid to solo as a rogue to make some gold? lookin for something to funs my enchanting leveling.

ey, *smacks lips* iz bez a goodz boi.

On the other hand, you get to :
>play football with bombs and a robot
>throw bombs disguised as bananas at monkeys
>dogfight gnomes in a jet plane
>save jesus
>let jesus turn you into a tornado that shoots lightning

so it evens out
besides, who cares about naga children anyway?

>Want to get reward
>Don't want the effort

This is why you can't get in. You want a turtle mount? Then put in the tiny effort needed to prove that you want it. It ain't hard.

That fake achieve thing won't work, either; they'll just check your achievements now that there's a search bar.

Org hit me the hardest. They literally removed the iconic bank we had been standing on top of for like 6 years.

SW is almost exactly the same

SHITTING CHRIST

now that's a tight formation

oh yeah, Kezan is a little (re: immensely) fucked right now cause of the patch.
Also the whole "not letting you pick loot you can't equip" thing isn't present there either.

Show me your Demon Hunters. Let me see how stylish you are.

Pic obviously not stylish.

>sylvanas betraying the elves
you are actually retarded.

>obvious worgen fanboy

yeah no shit he's retarded

>t.Gruxx

>I listen to Lacuna Coil unironically

>Sylvanas sides with the Worgen
>Sylvanas sides with the Worgen over the ELVES
So you have never played this game before right?

new guy here, ran every wod dungeon on heroic and want to make/tank some mythic groups for that trinket and gear so I can do H arch and get muh moose, is there anything that is a real big deal in mythic dungeons that I should learn before tanking?

Make sure your face is on the keyboard before you begin rolling.

OH SHIT NIGGERS ITS TIME FOR A HELLFUCKING CENSUS

>Your Faction
>Your main
>Your main realm
>Your opinion on your main's changes
>Number of alts at 100
>Your total gold
>Your current set of goals

n-noo

>both
>orc lock
>barthilas
>shit
>8
>220k
>find a new main

desu in rando groups they should just remove green and need rolling since everyone rolls need anyway and it fucks up BoEs

every time a boe rare or epic drops people roll need on it even though they have double heirlooms transmogd to that

Yes go into dungeon journal and look up every boss encounter in every dungeon for their abilities so you know how to counter/avoid them.

Why can't I build up the motivation to do the Draenor Pathfinder thing?
It's a bitch getting around, but I just really don't give a shit about doing all that bullfuck

How the fuck do i turn fish into gold?

>ally
>dorfio, the dwarf (ele shaman)
>bloodscalp
>its fucking nothing
>1
>950
>get enough gold for a token

good answer

In 35 days it won't really matter

haha lol thats a great/funny post
Thanks

>horde
>combat rogue
>silvermoon
>indifferent, nothing changed much, basically 4 less skills and a few renames
>2
>10k
>none

>Mainly Horde but a ally rogue at nearly 100
>Enh Shaman
>Stormreaver
>Conflicted
>Two
>50K?
>No idea

remove tree

>faster 90-100 levelling won't matter

??

>wish I was horde, but friends are alliance
>gnome
>Sargeras
>Quit my lock, went back to warrior. Fury changes suck. Arms is great, prot is unchanged, with great artifact talents, but shitty looks. actually all my artifacts look ugly
>3
>80k
>fishing mounts

>gnome

>Alliance
>Belf Hunter
>Moon Guard
>THE MOMENT I CAN USE MY COOL GLITCH WORM VIABLY THE SPEC IS NO LONGER REMOTELY VIABLE
>5?
>300ksomething liquid, about 3 million in items
>Convince this GM to restore Rhok for me

>Mainly Horde
>Goblin Rogue
>Dawnbringer
>Haven't tried them yet
>2, almost 3
>A few thousand?
>Level a new main on Illidan

Leveling through Draenor is already balls fast with those special areas that give you booku xp for completing

And that's before they slice the required XP in half, which they always do

I'm not saying having it wouldn't be useful, but it's not necessary any more than buying the flying tome for Pandaria

>ally
>dk
>gaymoore
>blood boil is op as usual
>4
>~170k
>get back into top 20 raiding after returning from my long break

>ah fags honestly think any of their "item money" is ever gonna become real gold

>>Your Faction
horde
>>Your main
warrior
>>Your main realm
tichondrius
>>Your opinion on your main's changes
feels similar to play. talent tier choices are pants on head retarded
>>Number of alts at 100
4
>>Your total gold
312k
>>Your current set of goals
earn more gold to buy 250k gold and have enough leftover to play the AH

Humans are boring. Not a furry. Dwarfs have shit hair. And fuck elves.


That leaves me with one choice, and escape artist is fucking rad.

>ally
>warrior
>cenarius :^)
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>i dunno like 5 or so
>3m
>watching crash and burn come legion

>talk about how they're gonna hotfix fishing soon
>people who've been there for 8+ hours get antsy
>catch my third sea turtle
>rich fag on my realm opens trade and deposts 75k

get finessed

>gnome

>tfw when you are cucked and arent allowed to have fun because you have to return one flag and then guard cuz fags will lose the game

Also nothing more hilarious than dumb pala cuck using freedom next to a mage flag carrier that is slowed xD


>Your Faction
HORDE FUREVER :DDD
>Your main
Either male panda ass or arcane
>Your main realm
Illidan US
>Your opinion on your main's changes
ass rogue is rly fun, so is arcane, fire got cucked to boring and predictable tier while sub is unplayable for me D: , not ninja material i guess
>Number of alts at 100
6
>Your total gold
only 500k ;_; i am a poorfag
>Your current set of goals
Grinding and pvp :3
Hopefully more arena pandas will be on during legion

>can't decide whether to get my mage or monk to 100 first

>149540887
>Your Faction
Horde
>Your main
Fury Warrior
>Your main realm
Lothar
>Your opinion on your main's changes
Easy to get used to
>Number of alts at 100
3
>Your total gold
8,000
>Your current set of goals
Invite people to my new guild

gg blizz

>mfw cant decide unholy or blood

>warrirors
>rouges
>death nights
>illidian

nice dyslexia retard

lemme suck on that dogman dick

Golly user you're right I guess that's why I don't have a Swift Spectral Tiger or the Swift Zulian off the BMAH or the Plagued Protodrake off the BMAH ohhhh wwwaaaait TCG mounts aren't hard to sell!

>does random bgs
>complains that its not fun and people in them are retarded

that's like eating shit and complaining it tastes like shit, don't do them ya dumb cunt