/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #978

Me too!

I love DA2!

Me not!

Cucking him with Sera feels so good.

HAII YOOO

Nectarines are so fucking tasty

Waifufag playlists

>I'll never be a cute and delicate dalish girl and cuddle with Cullen, being the little spoon
>he'll never gently kiss my ears knowing it's my weak spot
>he'll never get spooked by my glow-in-the-dark eyes
>we will never comfort each other in our moments of weakness
>he'll never send his soldiers away with angry stares when they intrude as we're having intimate (not lewd) moments

Why...

>I'll never choke the life out of Fenris, feeling his life slip away as I crush his throat with my fingers
Why...

You want... music?? From me?!

I bet you refugee scum weren't even here when the playlists were a thing...

I just want to assimilate...

More like detonate

Any new news about DA?

Cass has officially been removed from the canon

no...

Mass Effect is the video game of peace

LIARA A SHIT

*beheads u*

>I will never be default male Shepard
>I will never have three waifus and numerous side sluts
Why...

*was actually a piece of wood*
*appears behind u*
heh... maybe next time... kid...

*leaps through the air while unsheathing double katanas and stab you in the stomach*
*leans to your ears and whispers*
blessed art thee who stand against the darkness...

>not snapping my neck with your high heels to ensure death
*plays dead and sneak attacks u with monowire blade*

Let's be real for a moment.
Is DA2 really that bad?
I mean the only thing that offends me is the reused assets, they redeemed themselves with the DLC anyway didn't they?

Yes it's pretty damn shit

I didn't like how caged the classes are.
Like, forget about doing any damage whatsoever if you're a warrior or that kind of stuff.

Out of all of them, origins had the best gameplay, not even nostalgiafagging.

I didn't mind the story but the rest of the game was completely mind numbing. I played the game with music playing in the background except for during cutscenes to get through it

It's really bad and even worse if you liked DAO and had to follow its development
>they redeemed themselves with the DLC anyway didn't they?
Like the one you have to listen to Felicia Day babble for two hours? Awesome stuff

Waifu making you a breakfast that you don't really like, but you enjoy it anyway since she took her time to make it

Why can't I have her pussy for breakfast?

You can have that for brunch

How much satisfaction do you thinkhe gets out of peeing on that huge tree in wolf form?

what does god/wolf piss taste like?

The playlists were fun. Is playlist user still here?
What's wrong with the one in the center?

playing with thom's wood....

Yeah, this is pretty much where I stand.
I didn't listen to music though because I was afraid to miss anything.
>that fucking word again
Dude, please.
Like ammonia and omnipotence?

...

>Is DA2 really that bad?
Yes.

...

>i will never be a cute dalish girl and be in love with a cute human man

really though this feels much worse than it should
i didn't ask for this

Have you tried getting a bf

Why does Alistair look like Dexter Morgan?

Why does he have only one eye?

The artist sacrificed it.
Why does Hershey's cocoa taste fuck awful?

When you eat Hershey's products, you support the exploitation of African cocoa plantation workers!

Well at least they aren't neets

Good point...

It was the ONLY kind available at the grocer and the regret is strong.

Oh god no oh fuck no that was the last episode oh my god what ever am I going to watch tonight, I need a new series

Which?

M

O

usky pits

>went to type out a post
>changed my mind
>deleted almost all of the text, then just typed in the captcha and posted it without thinking
Very odd...

Marco Polo is pretty good and a new season just came out
There's even a qt azn waifu with schizophrenia

Look who I found!

Seconding this

I rarely watch tv shows because they are low budget and atrocious pieces of shit, even the """good""" ones like battlestar galactica

but Marco is pretty gud

I loved BSG, but the ending was bioware-tier

Needs vocaroo.

Walking Dead is far from low budget but still shit

BSG has yet another comic series coming out.

tfw no waifu to rub yogurt onto my sunburn

>going outside
Slay the normie

i wanna lick the cream out of thom's crusty bhole

What a nerd lmfuckignao

XD

I want to milk his ass snakes xD

what does xd mean

>yogurt
Eww
Have fun with your vitamin D deficiency, you silky coward.

kiki leave

Fucking refugee misusing our memes

uh fuck off kiki

Waifu stepping in your pudding and you have to lick it up

Off her feet? That's gross

I just realized that Mommy and Morrigan start with the same letters

Off her feet? That's hot

Can't remember the last time I had choc pudding...

Morrigan and Mommygan also have the exact same amount of syllables. It's insane.

Xe did invent the sidesplitting ass snake meme

wtf watch out ur gonna get that shit on ur monitr u freak

I did it with the utmost precision

I'll do you with the utmost precision

disgusted, learn your lore

thank you...

gee gee gee gee baby baby

The blatantly-spawning enemies were annoying, but I actually enjoyed playing it as an archer.

I'm eating carrots!

waifu getting fucked by a huge, thick dick while i watch...

wtf

You mean fucked by r/dragonage

/dag/na concubines

Make me shiver, make me weak

Is there any online source for the non-enhanced version of baldur's gate I and II?