League of Legends General /lolg/

Old: Sona is sexiest girl

>eyosongive.us

first for best waifu

What's the closest thing we have to a Warlock champion?

um karthus?

Ryze?

Malzahar. Pets and DoTs.

Sexy fertile cyborgs

>how do I not lose early

Dash and stun at level 2, get free kills and snowball.

If you dont succeed, dont play Riven and quit the game

>sona/ashe every fucking game

ENOUGH

Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.

>last 2 games had an afk

Just installed LoL to try it out. I played a co-op vs AI game but didn't get any IP from it, even though my team obviously won. Why?

I just want IP so I can buy a Champ I actually wish to play and then get into the game for real.

Oh my god Fiora's hips

server?
the client is also made of a combination of thumbtacks, breads and string, graphical glitches do happen

YOU TAKE IT ON FAITH

YOU TAKE IT OT THE HEART

Do you guys ever wonder what cause so many
Other people to use reddit over /lolg/? I mean, It
Takes so long for people to go from normie to
Autist on reddit. You can get the same result in
2 mins here instead.

>Sexy fertile cyborgs
>>none of them are Irelia though

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I wanna cuddle shyvana after she satisfies her anger with angry sex

What's it gonna be user?

dont forget jhin, lucian, gp, heca, viktor

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Not sure to what "server" referts to.

Apparently the match I won isn't even added to my match history. After winning, I just remember clicking "continue" and then taken back to main screen. Did that fuck something up?

teemo

kek

well done

what's the rule these days on elo decay? i usually only play for a few weeks, get diamond, then quit until the end of the season. i don't want to have to log back in every week and play one match just to maintain my rating

>normie to autist in 2 minutes
No, please stop.
I need my autism bucks.

Also, the nerfs to Hecarim won't stop him from being a monster, just max E and build damage.

If you think kha clears even remotely as fast as nidalee the coversation is over. At lvl 6 you can defend yourself, before that she is a level higher and will skull fuck a squishy bug on sight. She will take parts of your jungle, its more of a game of avoiding her while not falling too far behind bcus you outscale hard. Her ganks are better and come earlier, but you can be there to counter fairly effectively. Dueling 1v1 is heavily nid favored early but shifts more and more to kha as you max and evolve q. Around 8ish it should be fairly easy to just 2-3 shot her with iso q

>just ward xd

Haha ur right nidalee is countrd by yellow totem x^) shit hero!

Snowball harder. Take everything. Your team is only there to do enough damage and spread out a fightso you can hop around executing people instantly. Kha also rapes tanks in 1v1/2v2 skirmishes if you can seperate them a little. Remember to use ult to reset passive hits, the lower they are =stronger you are. Armorpen is your best friend, warrior > gb every game. Ignore lanes that are losing so bad you are at risk of dying, kha isnt very durable. Its better to just ride the winning lane until you are so far ahead nothing can survive

There are several servers, most likely it directed to your closest one so where do you live?

Nordic east.

why is support so comfy

Fiora's hip game is RIDICULOUS

She hasnt been gutted on Live yet but shes about to be, so I wouldnt worry much about her clear speeds anymore.

>kha isnt very durable
Thats why you get Death's Dance immediately. It makes K6 so much stronger and faster in fights. Ask any Kha Zix main in Diamond+. I do rush Youmuus after.
Just never, ever duskblade.

I already do everything you mentioned except for the snowball harder/rape a winning lane.

I'm just going to try that for my next games on him. I can Q during mid-air E, but it's pretty useless if the target isn't at least 80% HP.

>Estimated time: 3:09 minutes
>Current time: 15:32 minutes.

I refreshed the queue like 3 times already. Does nobody play this game anymore?

its a bug

Because the whole enemy team doesn't have a hard on for you like ADC or MID.

God I sure do love being forced into being an adc main by my friends. And I sure do love getting 4 manned hanker alllllll the time.

>be Leona
>dive
>die

>be Nami
>get poked
>die

>be Soraka
>can't Q without taking damage
>get tower dived
>die

>be Lulu
>get the enemy to focus me
>use shield and ult on myself
>still die and team loses

>be Velkoz, Taliyah, Brand, Miss Fortune , Zyra, or Lux
>win lane
>win game

why are traditional supports so useless? why do non-supports do a better job supporting than most supports?

Just play bunch more games, most likely just a bug.

Hanker?

Fuck you auto correct

Why did you post katie
Sal is this you

Because you can't play supports but you can play those other champs.

>implying i said shes counterd by totem at all
knowing where she is will let you kill her, if you're not some second rate jungler you can still kill her out. early game you're on pretty fucking equal footing considering most nidalees are retarded and will invade your red go pop a ward in the bush behind the camp. wait for her kill her. You're obviously low elo. or retarded. Or better yet you just dont know shit about the role. Go read more LS videos. im sure he'll help you get better. also,
>At lvl 6 you can defend yourself, before that she is a level higher and will skull fuck a squishy bug on sight
>not knowing kha'zix passive+q aa will hit nidalee to 50% instantly in low levels
Stay out of the jungle fucktard.

>why are traditional supports so useless?
Just because traditional supports don't fit your playstyle it doesn't mean they suck.

you lose LP for every week you don't play. you lose more LP for every consecutive week you don't play.

People in bronze, silver, or gold do not experience decay.

Because you are playing like you do a lot of damage on non-damagey supports.
You are just not playing the role right or are in an elo where it doesn't matter too much if you do play it right.

Why Yasuo attracts the worst playerbase in the whole game? 80% of his "mains" feeds constantly on every champ they play, even on him. From my experience: when is a feeder in my team I always check his profile. In 90% of the time Yasuo is in the top 3 champs. JUST WHY.

You are surely bronze/silver, max gold.

>be Leona
>press E
>suddenly 8 people are teleporting botlane
Nice game lolbabbies

>We dont get another great booty skin

hey, atleast we have nightblade and frostbooty

Wait so PBE patch today?

Pray for no best guy nerfs.

Yasuo just feels like pure shit to play against because of the way he's designed. Yasuo is designed as if League of Legends was a singleplayer game.

No, I am not saying Yasuo is imbalanced, at least not right now (he's also not particularly bad). But for Yasuo, all the cards are on his hand. It's not about outplaying Yasuo, it's about Yasuo outplaying himself. He has infinite dashes, probably the strongest basic skill in the game in his W, carry damage, no mana, no cooldowns among some other stuff. He is ALWAYS the one who has the answer to whatever you want to do. Now as I said, he isn't OP, but it's extremely frustrating to know you have to wait until the opponent fucks up to be able to do anything. You never take the initiative, you just react to Yasuo.

The other thing is that when Yasuo is in the game, the game now revolves around Yasuo. No other champ is as gamewarping as Yasuo. For the team with him, they will only find the victory around Yasuo. It will be about making sure Yasuo has a decent lanephase, because when Yasuo feeds, he FEEDS, and then making sure he can actually get wombo combos. For the enemy against Yasuo, since Yasuo is one of the hardest scaling AND snowballing champs in the game, they have to keep him down and make sure he never gets off the ground. Not only that, but certain champions like Miss Fortune get basically nullified when Yasuo is in the game, so they also have to be careful of what they draft.
Obviously, when Yasuo starts snowballing he also happens to have insane waveclear, so when he gets to splitpush because he can duel anybody he is going to pull ahead in CS by flashfarming the entire map since it simply is not possible to miss lasthits with him.

Last of it he is just AIDS to play against in lane due to all that mobility and damage. The only way to keep him balanced is to make sure his basestats are SO UTTERLY SHIT he gets destroyed by any kind of trade.

So just guess what kind of players he attracts.

>at least we have two shitty skins
At least I have Frostblade for the cutestHair

okay i guess i'll wait a few more months before playing then

What's with these hips?

nth for still no friends to play with.

They're not that bad. I rly hope they will do a high quality irelia skin someday.

Uh huh tell me again how you demolish shit nidalee players in your subhuman elo. Ya ya they invade red at 2 instead of having doubles and lvl 3 at your blue xd

Oh but im silver right :)

My dick likes dj Sona but the skin doesn't feel like Sona at all. She's not even wearing a dress.

Edgy hero wannabes who do not care about objectives and are obsessed about kills?

ding

>LeBlanc on my team
>Dives level 1
>Dies
>Tries to all in Diana every time goes back to lane
>Ends 20 minute game with 40 cs and 0-8

now I remember why I stopped playing this game

Correct, and people who need to be the TRUE CARRY no matter what.

>tfw you realize you've been playing dorf fort for literally 24 hours straight
Masterwork is pretty cool

I was just playing yesterday until i had some real fun at the circus, games nice n comfy

* ᴮᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ

>Guy says he's going to memepick because it's only a normal
>Actually appreciate the warning so I don't get frustrated, memepick myself
>He starts getting assblasted I picked Shen jungle and backtracks hard
>Demands I swap with him so he can be Fiora jungle

>LB into Diana

I hope LB was first pick.

I've tried Fiora jungle a few times. Shit clears but the ganks aren't that bad desu

>give suggestions on how to proceed
>"stop trying to be a master 2 shot caller"
>tell him i'm just trying to make some teamwork happen or we're gonna lose
>"this isnt teamwork, this is you telling us what to do that's dictatorship"
>mfw

God forbid I try to do some fucking shot-calling because everyone is running around like a headless chicken

velkoz is low key broken

>get shit on
>game drags on for a fucking hour
>go 9/0/4
>enemy team FF 25 min

>current wait: 20 minutes

jesus fucking christ what a retarded fucking idea this was holy shit.

I remember I did a little shot calling once
told the tryn I would clear up to his lane, then we dive the riven, then give him herald and he agreed.
I fucking got up there, we killed riven and then he just backed. like what the fuck nigga we had a plan.

>ganks aren't bad
>Fiora jungle

so its kled gameplay reveal is today right?
what are your guess

coolest champ in game but just for me so I can always play him

Im anxiously awaiting your response dont you have more subplat retardation to spew? :( mayb more insults this time!

>what are your guess
An annoyingly big spam in every porn site of gay furry bestiality porn.

Who are the safest top-laners and junglers to carry my shitter ass out of silver?

teemo

Bro chill, he obviously has never played against high elo nidalees. Nidalees that know what they are doing ruin my entire damn week.

Wukong
Pantheon
Sion
Amumu
Xin
Yi

>go read more videos
>read
>videos

???

Fuck I never thought much of Nidalee in the past because I hardly saw her.

Then I met one that knew how to play her. Fuck, I'm glad she was on my team.

She never missed a spear. She knew when to invade. She seemed to know exactly where the enemy jungler was even without vision. Seemed pretty good at finding his jungle route.

Constantly invading and counter jungling him.

wew

That cat is scary.

>have god tier positioning or get blown up by any tank with a spell rotation

teemo is NOT easy mode

Save yourself some time and heartbreak by switching to mid and adc.

I played against one on his smurf boosting a grill yesterday. P2 40 games 80% win rate. its actually a completely helpless feeling shits dumb. 11 minute upgrade + rylai 1v2ing my solos trying to defend the blue

Then ones you can play.

go tankmo and build runaans so you can split push the entire match

Cho

friendly reminder that you're getting matched with people on your level

>adc
>a role that relies heavily on the team for most of the game
>in silver

Ishygddt

>teemo
>not easy as fuck to position with w
>not being nearly untouchable if played right

He's actually stupidly strong atm with fervor of battle. Just stop building ap and go on-hit/tank build.

THICC

Yeah, shits scary.

I even played against a mid lane Nidalee once. Fuck that mobility is cancer.
In and out of cougar form hopping around chucking spears.

If I was playing anything other than LB I would have fed.

Thankfully she fell off like a rock post lane phase.

She's only useful for controlling the jungle.

People have said this since the dawn of time but since botrk got gutted tankmo is garbage

...

Which League grill would you breed?

Tankmo doesn't even build Bork

Sunfire nerfs were what killed him.

Nid is just a literal god until like level 11. Once lvl2 ults come in she falls off but before that the map is her playground and we are toys to be abused