<tf2g< Team Fortress 2 General

>Cow Mangler
fix the reload penalty and the disappearing projectiles with Dx8 and it's fine
>Bison
Penetrates buildings as well as players, no damage lost for penetration
>Classic
Can score headshots on any charge, but non-fully charged headshots deal 33% less damage (So 100 for a quick-scope)
>or
Reduced move speed penalty while charging a shot (increased to Huntsman speed)

The rockets come from the center of the screen instead of the side, so they hit the enemy slightly sooner.

>The rockets come from the center of the screen instead of the side, so they hit the enemy slightly sooner.
source: your ass

i guess call me a smart-ass then

>Heavy does not flinch while revved
>Move speed increased from 77% to 83%
>Miniguns lower the Heavy's move speed to 77% while deployed.
>Heavy now has a 'lunchbox' weapon slot that contains all of his consumable items

Already, coming from a heavy main, very overpowered. Mostly the rev speed change. In fact only that.

>+80% resistance to push force while spun up
>Taking damage increases firing speed
>Firing speed is reset upon revving down
>-20% firing speed
>-60% slower move speed while revved

It's bad now, but your change makes it worse. Somehow.

>+200% push force from bullets
>-25% damage penalty
>30% slower spin up time

Honestly I'd say give Natasha bullets reverse knockback, where all the push force away from the heavy you have before, you now have pulling you towards him. I may be a chronic asshole,

>On Kill: 8 seconds of mini-crits
>Crits when it would normally mini-crit
>50% slower deploy speed
>-20% slower firing speed

Let's not nerf a UU-tier item.

>+30% damage
>On kill: Recharge 40% of your lunchbox charge meter
>While Deployed: Doubles all effects from lunchbox items

Actually. I like this.

>Restores 50 health when consumed.
>While under the effects, move speed is increased 25%, attacks deal 25% more damage, user takes 25% more damage and the player may only use melee weapons.
>On Kill: Re-enables switching weapons. (Switching weapons ends the effect.)

Alright.

>Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds
>While under the effects: Regenerate 5 HP/sec.
>Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Small Health Kit)

Honestly only change this REALLY needs is that you eat the chocolate bar in one bite.

I updated the FAQ a bit, for the next OP
pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn

WTF I hate valve now

what did you updat

Hi tf2g. I am having a bit of a problem. I try to install a custom hitsound but it isnt applying. What do ? Pls halp.

mostly just changing irrelevant/outdated things since it was apparently last updated in 2013
added
>I haven't played for x years, what have I missed?
>Can I have ?
>How do I get tf2 to run on my toaster
and changed a few minor things

Is it a .wav? And the correct frequency?

It's a .wav yes. What's the correct frequency ?

you mean sample rate

it needs to be 44100Hz

i think

Also how do you do killsounds ?

>look at me im SMARRTT haha who am i? me.jpg!!! :x
>i need to have a signature because if people on the internet dont notice me then i have nothing in life
>i think :r

:r

Yes, that's right. Just thought Hz = frequency, my bad.

The same, except you call it killsound.wav I think? Not up to date on this desu.
Where do you put it in your custom folder?

>you're already at full health
how to tell they don't actually play the game

you are fcking ugly idiot lol

holy shit i didn't even notice that
i want to believe it's a joke

but deep down i just know it's not

oh

You! Yes, you! Get in game RIGHT NOW and unlock an achievement.
I know you don't have them all and I don't care which.
If you do not get a new achievement by the end of today you are BANNED from tf2g for LIFE

i can't play the game
what do i do

my tf2g pals say i'm cute

inside a new one i named ui that is inside one that is called tf2hitsounds in my custom folder

but the only achievements left are the retarded ones like 1,000,000 fire damage

who /epic/ here

then start packing your bags. this is a general for tf2 players ONLY

then you better get flaming, son

i haven't played this game for months but i will continue to shitpost until my death
and you can't stop me

...

How long should we wait for casual mm to be joined by players of the same level? As of now the gap between the teams is always embarassing.

does it count if i got one earlier today ?

you on the right

the Killing Gloves of Boxing need faster weapon switch to be viable again

or maybe just let them be a useless gimmick weapon

im a gimick

People shouldnt be allowed to have more than 1 medic on their team. Gets ridiculous having 3-4 premades sucking each others dick with 3 medics on one guy

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*stabby surfs away*

Buttpiercer

>Play casual match
>We have a medic
>He heals me when I start getting KILLS
>But also heals our other teammates when they're getting KILLS.
>Someone on enemy team starts raging in chat about me having a pocket medic shoved up my ass
>I don't know the medic and I don't even have "call a medic" binded to anything

i did it, are you happy ?

yeah good job

yay, thanks

How would you rework beggars bazooka to make it useful ?

>non fullscreen windowed
for what purpose

+ 25% damage on Engineer's buildings
- 20% damage on players

wouldnt that make it even more useless than it already is ?

how to save game
restore shortstop to when it first came out
restore equalizer to when it first came out
restore beggars to when it first came out
restore targe to former full control glory days
restore stickies
remove medigun speed boost
restore degrease and axtinguisher
remove casual and bring back valve pubs
remove setting restrictions in "competitive" mode

thoughts?

because i like it more like this

>remove stickies

What's it like being retarded?

>Calling someone else retarded
>Can't read

i said restore stickies you goober

bitch, he just recieved an undeserved buff that made him THE MOST playable class in game
i havent been to a pub with less than 2 spies per team

"Strange Killstreak Big Earner"

youtu.be/_WpQrE8kkhU
>implying its bad

>bring back valve pubs
literally why

>usage = viability
t. valve employee

youtu.be/xgkU31JZlAw?list=PL4gtjantzb6t_XAO3NbYV-pdpus4-7vmx&t=690
It's good as it is

why is it always people half way down the scoreboard that say "ggez"

also >

>i havent been to a pub with less than 2 spies per team
its always been like that
spy is a bait class that lures new players into the game. once most people start understanding the game and play long enough they drop spy and play a real class.

Well slap me in the dick and call me Barbra. you're right.

some of these make some sense
when everything is overpowered,nothing is overpowered

How do we save TF2?

they are retards
thats also why theyre half way down the scoreboard

old equalizer, stickies, beggars, and targe were fun. none of those weapons are nearly as fun as they were before

>Spy main is actually giving me trouble, killing my teammates and getting away with it
>However he choose to main spy and thus can't carry shit
>His team is destroyed and loses hard both games

>restore stickies

i'm gonna assume you mean revert the smissmas 2014 changes because i don't think anyone wants them to go back to dealing over 150 damage up close

When was this?

because getting carried is easy

*slaps the shit out of your dick*
you like that barbra

A valve server went down and wouldn't let me reconnect, kept saying "failed after 4 retrys"
That counted at me "abandoning"

The tf2 team needs to get their shit together

>literally why
because being able to quickly choose a gamemode and map i like and being able to play more than 1 game on a server without requeuing was nice

>A valve server

while thats true the quality of games has improved a huge margin
id rather wait a minute or two between decent games than having to play continuous bad matches

Do we have high stakes screenshots of him ?

muuksolis........

done

we do now

So which hat/cosmetic would go well with this set I'm going for?
Bonedolier and Coffin Kit are staying.

last breath
i just wanna point out that loadout has been done a million times

Yeah, I know. I don't even play pyro that much, I just want a loadout filled with skeleton stuff.
I wish I could use spectralnaut all year round, not just during halloween.

Did i meme correctly with the N64 resolution?

cody would be proud

why did you make a webm of this? it was boring as fuck

:^)

well this webm is gonna get reposted every thread
just like that plat pyro one

i like my tf2gfu

never forget

Valve keeps queuing me to Dubai and Hong Kong with like 200-300 ping instead of Luxemburg with 30-40. AAAAAAAAAAAA HELP

why is there a 50h pyro in every mm game i join

i dont get it
blue pyro could have airblasted the other pyro

mmph