ITT we make the worst car ever built by putting different manufacturers in charge of certain aspects of it

ITT we make the worst car ever built by putting different manufacturers in charge of certain aspects of it.
>example: Chevrolet in charge of windows

>ford in charge of the front grill(s)

>Nissan in charge of transmissions

GM in charge of performance

>Honda in charge of automatic transmissions

>mazda in charge of engines

i love mazda but fuck their engines are so boring or unreliable

Literally the opposite of real life. Unless you're talking rotary

Kia in charge of body proportions

Toyota buyers in charge of floormats right under the gas pedal.

VW in charge of meeting emissions standards

Alfa Romeo in charge of electrics

Mercedes in charge of rust protection

Chrysler in charge of interior materials.

fiat in charge of electrical systems

more like mazda
holy shit those bitches rust fast

Tesla in charge of end user servicing

Every single Japanese manufacturer works together on exterior design.

Ssyangyong in charge of Styling
Porsche in charge of pricing
Saab in charge of ergonomics
Ford in charge of infotainment systems
Nissan in charge of the warranty
Mitsubishi/Chrysler in charge of Electrics

Ferrari in charge of customer relations.

>Ssyangyong in charge of Styling

Chrysler/Fiat in charge of engines

Chevrolet in charge of ignition switches

Not
>Tesla in charge of ICE

Renault in charge if memeing

Toyota in charge of break pedals

Ford's got the interior

>pagani in charge of interior

That thing is gonna be fast as fuck then. Put Kia in charge of performance

My rio driving sister agrees

Boy... did you possibly make a HUGE fucking mistake replying...

No, that would be bmw.

>letting a loved one buy a kia anything
you monster

Chevrolet in charge of cooling

>oh but its so cheap, its only 9k and its basicaly new
advised against it but after that, I just gave up

Buick in charge of suspension.

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Front grille would obviously go to Lexus

No, that would be Honda.

chevrolet in charge of picking quality materials

At least the gauges. Kill it with fire.

Chrysler in charge of not going bakrupt.

Infiniti in charge of drive by wire.

Oh Christ, it gets worse

What he meant to say was Dodge in charge of cooling.

Dodge in charge of weight reductions.

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Just buy a Dodge, they have all bases covered.

/thread

got worried and thought it was (you know who) going to derail the thread kek..

Jeep in charge of NVH levels.

I sell these things. 1 bad car isnt because of design.

wait what?

I think he's here

> just one car

this faggot is back again

Literally all corvette's suffer from overheating after continued lapping, not to mention they're slower than a GTR around a trackm

>1 bad car
ok then

Ford in Charge of power steering pumps.

Are you retarded? The corvette is faster, it had misaligned suspension during motortrends testing.

>the corvette is faster
kek, let it begin

>vette: 2 minutes and 44.6 seconds
>nismo: 2 minutes and 49.4 seconds

annnnd just like that it happened... fuck.

>misaligned suspension
nigga what? did you even watch the video for best drivers car 2015? it wasn't producing boost

>this assmad

he derailed it

>assmad

>cherry picking lap times

Damage control from GMs media team

benchracing faggots

Virginia International Raceway Grand East Course (post 01/2014)
>Vette: 2:41.32
>Nismo: 2:49.40

Will gm ever recover from this?

> results from a weekend of testing the corvette with fine tuned and non factory specification suspension and traction control settings
I could post lap times of modified gtrs as well

rekt

Kia in charge of everything

Also Audi in charge of gaskets and timing components

>nissan gtr nismo
>7:08.68

>corvette z06
>7:22.68

GM BTFO!!!!!

>using a 2011 z06
Top fucking kek

How the fuck are you always on Veeky Forums?
Do you have a job?
Do you contribute to society at all?
Will you ever become successful enough to fulfill your dream of sucking off your boyfriend in a GT-R?
Why do you feel the need to shit up this board?
Are you using Veeky Forums to get the attention you could never have in real life?
So many questions.

>this assmad
>assblasted

>GM faggot fanboys won't even defend this

Thread has been derailed. Abandon

Another thread ruined by the faggot alphonse

Oh that right, the c7 can't get around the nurburgring without crashing or going into limp mode.

ITT: GM FANGIRLS BTFO!!!!!!!!!

This.
>using the latest model Vette that as actually able to finish a lap
What are you complaining about?

Alphonse's fragile psyche has come to rely on one of the saddest defense mechanisms I have ever scene. Don't hate him, Veeky Forums, pity him. This is all he has.

>literally cannot refute arguments
>resorts to ad hominems
GM FANGIRLS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

kek, another thread gm fangirls get btfo

I'm so sorry. It gets better, I promise.

I wish I could say the same for gm's engineering.

savage

How?
GTR faggots can't even use facts
>muh nismo
>comparing a 2006 z06 to a 2016 nismo
>muh slower laptimes than a z06

You faggots are honestly too stupid to argue with, derailing every fucking thread that has nothing to do with the two cars.

> this ass mad
Sorry about the fact the z06 is an overheating piece of shit and slower than the gtr in every head to head comparison

>this assmad

...

Explain its laptimes being 5+ seconds faster in almost every test
>Lightning lap
>VIR
>Mtrfig8

Took nissan 10 years to build a decent track car and it loses to a cheaper and newer car on the market

Early 2000s Dodge in charge of transmissions. Late 90s Subaru in charge of head gaskets.
Ford Econoline division in charge of interior materials.
Mazda in charge of rust prevention.
Audi in charge of timing chains.
Mercedes in charge of electricals.
Chevy in charge of ignition systems.
Toyota in charge of airbags.

It never raced around the nring...

Those aren't head to head comparisons. They are either one year apart (in the case of lighting lap) or first parry vs third party.
Please try keep your ass mad under control.

Correction, it never made it across the finish line in one piece (either without crashing or without being in limp mode)

I hope you choke on a fucking lunchable

>lighting lap
overheated
>vir
>implying a kiddy go cart track is relevant
>mtrfig8
Overheats shortly after.
GM has actually been around the ring multiple times. Every single time they try it just overheats and gives a terrible lap time.
>this assmad
;^)

You mean like car and driver where it picked the z06 over the nismo and 911 turbo s because of its superior handling?
>faggot

>crashed in heavy rain