/dg/ - Destiny General

Crying Seal Edition

>>> RESET INFO

Anyone for shitter trials?

First for apples fat

F

nth for Zippy is a nice guy!

140 with visible ribs, hips, and collar?
are you over 6 ft? does your penis weigh 10 pounds? holy shit
pics pls i'm hard af

sure, revving up my n64. cant find my rumble pack though wtffff

Have you ever just hated stuff, /dg/?

get better internet

DELETE THIS

Home phone? What the fuck is a home phone? There are actually people out there who buy a separate "community" cell phone for their house?

fuck that is outrageously priced for terrible speed

nice meme autismo

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Where we're "going" we don't need legs.

I can't. (((AT&T))) is the only ISP for this road

16th for Furry pride

>((()))
please go back to /pol/

>AT&T
There's your problem, have you ever tried a toaster with a wire attached? Its more reliable and has faster speeds.

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>He doesn't have a toaster and some wire in his house.

Anyone want to do a last minute CoE?

I guess I'll just go drown myself in 480p porn
Nice knowing you guys

Post your cutest seal for Colt.

i'm down

STOP
I don't want to be colt ;_;

Sweet, 2/3 for CoE. Any other takers?

nothing wrong with a good pair of flippers

Sounds groovy

Nah Apple is a cutie

hey, at least I'm able to download and make webms faster

Why are they called Wizards if they are female?

Friendly reminder that if you don't have one of these you're poorfag trash and nothing can redeem you.

It fits more with the naming conventions of the Hive hierarchy than Witches does.

And I can finally finish that Portal 2 download that I started last November

Nth for hairy manboobs appie

>coming from the guy who can't even post in the right thread first time
Lmao

You're only allowed to say one thing once and never again.
>Replies with Lmao
All these flavors, and you chose salty.

I feel so bad for everyone who bought DB and HoW. Both had like 2-3 missions that were shorter than Apples dick.

Sure DB had a raid but still. 20 dollaridoos for something so shitty should be illegal

>replies with salty
All these flavors, and you chose lmao.

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Friendly reminded that if you do not own this emblem, you're trash.

try harder

HURR DURR

WHAT?! WE HAVE TO CAPTURE AND HOLD ZONES IF WE WANT TO WIN IN CONTROL?

Fucking Goddamned Mexicans don't know how to play this fucking game and the lag the shit out of it in the process.

>Poorfag trash trying to redeem itself.
Lmao!??!!!???

?

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Finally half way there.

I´m level 15 can I do raids now lol

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did bungie fuck with drop rates this IB? I've gotten jack shit despite being rank 5

Nothing is smaller than that cute little button. Should be locked in a nice cage.

No, it's still the same RNG

I wonder how many secrets admirers she has >:c

I honestly don't know if the trans meme is real

Only one way to find out

Eternal Warrior buff when?

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How varied are the classes? Im level 10 as a Titan and it seems pretty repetitive with combat

>zippy getting fugged by meme heart
Kek

Im a level 15 hunter and Im just grinding and killing shit doing the main campaing until I can play Multiplayer

you can go in crucible on level 5

I've gotten 9 Nirwen's Mercys to drop and 2 Weyloran's Marches. 4 armor pieces. Got a Haakon's Hatchet and Titan Mark from 2 of my rank packages, have one more to go.

Overall not bad but the rolls have just been pretty bad except for the first Nirwen's I got, a Weyloran's, the Birth of History, and a decently rolled titan mark. I wish I didn't get so much infusion fuel at ~330 since I don't have enough primaries to infuse to that LL. Have yet to see an IB ghost drop at the end of a match yet.

Do you go against people of your level?

That warlock head is too small
In crucible, not iron banner or trials, damage and armor is put on equal level for everyone. You'll go against 40s but it doesn't matter. Only thing that matters in cru is perks

What is this now?

The sad thing is, this would happen irl. He carried him in doubles.

And im assuming you'll be shit on without perks?

not him but you are correct, at least have your super and decent perks before attempting

you'll get fucked, don't go.

Ok, I usually hate the fuck out of fanart, but this is some good shit.

Your gun and class perks are the only things that count. Some of the blue/green weapons you can take in and are decent
Are you that much of a shitter? At 5 you should be able to at least be competent enough to go .7 or higher. The experience from crucible is a faster way to level up

you're just setting them up for failure

How does the Xbox One population look? Are there a lot of people from this general playing?

there's hardly enough to fill a raid for 6 people, so no.

Bretty gud but they'll draw gay porn of you.

Thanks for the CoE, m80s

If you can't play crucible under level 40 you can't play a fucking carbon copy shooter. Please go play a game with even less need for skill.

>The experience from crucible is a faster way to level up
Actually its not, running story missions for the first time on highest difficult and getting first time clears on strikes gives you way more exp.

np it was a chill time

>People actually said this wasn't gay
I thought it was a joke, turns out it's real

>Baww stop playing the way I don't want you to.

There is enough to fill a raid when the time is right

yeah I played the crucible and it was alright I'm a level 15 shitter and I did fine just jumping around killing people but I'll do the campaing first tho

I'm not saying I can't, but you shouldn't encourage a new player to jump into a multiplayer that they're not geared or prepared for.

Why aren't there any good looking Warlock helms in Year 2 like this. In fact there are barely any good looking gear

actually no one said it wasn't gay, only I joked that because their characters were both female it was lesbians. Guess I needed to add a ":^)" to show it was a joke/sarcasm

Because bungie.

At least the one in the Cosmodrome winter tour looked good.

I like the trials and regular IB helm. And I kinda like the vanguard one too

Strikes me more like a titan helmet rather than a warlock one, but I like it nonetheless.

I said it before I'll say it again
Its gay fan art of zippy, there's no defending it

I just did a control game and won with .9 rating

Am i ready for esports?

How the fuck else are you supposed to learn to play the damn game? Wait around until you've got all the handicaps then still not do well because it's your first time?

Dude, you are a fucking moron.

wait until you're properly geared and then take a crack at it, at least then you know it's not your gear and you can develop your play style until you do well.

>not playing a game mode because you're scared you'll do bad
Why do you even play?

If he's playing PvP for the first time his gear doesn't matter. It's not like he'll be getting matched against 2.0 k/d sweats or something.

You should write fanfic, because that is some amazing imagination you have there.

Now now, he probably doesn't know any better.

It is kd based matchmaking, he will not be raped on his first try, crucible is stupid easy and the weapons make little to no difference it's how you play. I can tell you're a fucking shitter because you can't go in with anything less than legendary weapons and come out alright.