/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

sounds like a challenge lol

>join css server
>some guy called beldar conehead is playing
>apparently he's a popular youtuber with 10 mil subs
>can't find is channel
steamcommunity.com/id/Nerf28462/

literally who

wish hazed was my bf. he is so sugoi

Nova 3 here.

How do I git gud.

So I figuredd out the OP skins thing. If you add 25, they dont do any checks, but above that they ask for info. Gay af. adding 2 25s.

learn how to win rounds and kill people before they kill you

Let me tell you a story. About 4 years ago I fell in love with a beautiful girl. She was smart, quirky, well read, home schooled, and so gorgeous I would burn nations for her. I loved her. And for 3 years we lived together. We had arguments, not gonna lie. But things were storybook. She could cook, clean, she had a job, I was working making good money. Owned a condo, etc. It was real nice. I played a lot of Counter Strike in my down time. I ended up going gold. Maybe not super good but something I could brag to my friends about. Dick measuring and so forth. I ended up getting hurt at work and long story short I was unable to provide. The day after my surgery she left me. I was on the bed. The same bed we slept together. The same bed we shared whispered thoughts to each other. The same bed she gave herself to me. I was honoured and humbled. She, a goddess, pure white skin, dark flowing hair like a merlot. Her canines a bit crooked, so when she laughed it made her just adorable. Small supple breasts, and her ass was just...damn. I was on the bed and she said,
"I am leaving."
I asked why and she said things but I was on so many drugs it didn't matter. She left me, and I had no choice. I had to get good at Counter Strike. So help me brothers. Help me get good.

who care...

youtube.com/watch?v=HPw3kdbJBIM
>thorin's vid about a player
>only 13min
SK wins = scripted show, literally confirmed

Is this a remix of just a friend by biz?

These are facts and I can tell you more if you are interested. That being said, my name is "I smoke meth." on steam and add me. Just want to focus on myself and that means Counter Strike.

you want everyone to focus on yourself
fag

hes just a friend? cmooon

grats to our boy :3c mikes for getting on penta!

lichurally who

Ahhhh touche. You are right. I wish others to pity me. But, honest company with a shared focus on popping domes is welcome company, is it not?
I have no clue what you are referring too. You want more. I'll make a lobby and tell you boys the story. Tonight, on New Hampshire Chronicle. My steam name is "I smoke meth." Add me and we can get a game going.

you got what i need but you say hea just a friend you say hes just a friend oh baby you

Nigga do you wanna play CS or be a bitch. I'm the one who is weak here...

some real high quality cs going on here godsent

can I get a 1G in the thread?

godsent is choking

They should just reduce the map pool to Cobble and Train.

Hahahahahahahaha.

If Valve even came to Veeky Forums...

>namefag
>haha(cont.)
>ellipsis
Hello Reddo

Is it just me or are there more kids in this game than before?
I feel like all of this shit on youtube like unboxing videos and commentary channels are bringing in kids that are just ruining this game. I find myself muting my team when I solo queue more and more often

Nigga solo with me right now. I dont have anything going on...Please...

there have literally always been kids in counterstrike

I started playing when I was 14 back in 2005

No, you just got older.

It's not 2013 anymore. This has been the case ever since the game had over 100k players, now with 10x that children are the average csgo player

wait summit go fucking swatted in park while he was playing pokemon go

can i get some 1g's up in the thread

youtube.com/watch?v=r0u0qRku9os

>betting sites using vote manipulation to advertise on the workshop, downvoting actual submissions.

Yet another fucking retarded practice coming from gambling sites, so glad these fuckers are getting btfo now.

I asked for some 1gs while it was happening and nobody gave me any senpai

This version's better

start at 0:30

another publicity stunt from a deranged attention whore

youtube.com/watch?v=5PLGk7Jdg3c

lmao'ing@ur lyfe

is summit1g our guy?

yes

1g

I keep giving people my real steam name and no one has even added me. Makes one think that others are cowards. I don't think I am better than any man here, but no one wants to que...

My name is "I smoke meth." Add me and we will play. I have nothing to hide. I am hammered and heart broken. And I wanna blast some fools.

who care...

Do you wanna actually play CS? This is the CS general thread is it not? Then lets play some CS. "I smoke meth." Add me. I am online and ready. Anything else is shit posting at this time. Do we wanna actually play, or diddle dicks under the bleachers?

is this you? if this is you, I don't want to be involved with you in anyway, faggot.

i would play with you but im from EU, lad

This is the deepest anyong got before figuring out he's a faggot. Gj

I had a feeling that he was a faggot before seeing his profile t\b\h

Sure dude sure. Maybe you're just slow

:(

is anyone here from EU? we can make some gathers so we are not so dead. could be fun

no one will ever want to gather with you

that's mean

Why is Godsent so bad?

someone had to say it

im not from EU but I can play with 300ms and still topfrag

Gather my balls in your mouth

How full of yourself do you have to be to call yourself GOD? They play like shit too.

...

That is indeed me! But your the one who wont add me and play. Come on, what are you afraid of? Getting your shit pushed in? Or just people in general?

kys loser

Alright, well I am going to go ahead and start playing Counter Strike. Since it is clearly all talk and no game here, I will solo. No one wants to team up or anything? Such weakness...

> >149618295
why would anyone ever want to spend time with you? all you've done is show you're someone who is self-centered, immature, and has an unattractive personality.

Anyone else solely playing this game to make other people as angry as possible?

Who is that ugly person in the OP

Try to be less shit.
Seriously, i ranked up to LE from mg1 in a month just by not doing stupid shit and playing some deathmatch.
Think about why you died and how you could have done better.

Also
>tfw i thougth LE would be high tier but everyone (including myself) still plays like shit all the time

When does it stop?

ye

me to be honest

What did you do?

solely playing this game to make other people as angry as possible is what he did

won a 1v3 but didn't defuse, team killed them as much as possible and insulted them.

>team killing
that's going to far to be honest

yeah no it isn't to be honest

...

griefing is more enjoyable if you can't get punished for it to be honest

youtube.com/watch?v=NlYRB9YJIS8&feature=youtu.be

I never exceed the team damage or team killing limit and I don't really care about griefing bans because I have 7 unbanned account atm

same dude btw are you an anime cheater do you have any anime cheats thanks dude

stop stealing my meme

i played with my friend who cheats today

we played against another cheater but we won in the end

guess what avatar he had

u guessed right

anyone else play cs while wearing a plug

Hey just because I gave you the right to use it doesn't mean it's yours

its better when i say it

Yeah it improves my posture so much and keeps me way more focused and my reactions also seem waaay better.
Also really great to use in the gym to keep tight on squats and deadlifts.

fine you're now the co-owner of that meme

mega.nz/#!I8YCXDTC!iMJZhjSB55GAipHfx5hzT5de1n63rp4vfspj0G_GkPQ

thanks friend

uhh i clicked on this and then it said that my files were encrypted and i need to pay 20 btc to get the key wtf/?? can somebody help?//

pay the 20 btc?????

is real anime????

ye ;))