There is no substitute

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depends if its wet and the 911 has to negotiate a bend.

dem lines
dat reflection

>I can't drive

hnnnn

Steve McQueen's Turbo with a switch to kill the tail lights.

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whats the point?

i dont think that is a turbo fa m

>supra

come back when your supra's Motorsport accomplishments can come close to touching the 911's

roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a17483/legendary-porsche-911-racing-teams/

o wow

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>inb4 muh 1000hp on stock internals

To make it harder for the police to chase him while he's fucking around in the canyons. Don't know how much that ever came up.

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Birdie wants to play.

race me faget

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they'd see his headlights, regardless, they'd not catch him in the shit heaps the police drive

Pic didn't upload

nice, 996's get a lot of hate but they are still sexy

911r inspired

If you lose line of sight or get a healthy difference from the fuzz before turning off somewhere they'd be less likely to notice in time the less light you're putting out, regardless.

Water cooled 911s are for fat posers. They won't even kill you with violent snap over-steer anymore.

GOAT P-car coming through.

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>I can determine a person's BMI and BF% from the car they drive
amazing

Just turn the ESC and traction control off.

>ywn drive home with your best friend's wife from a key party in your dank burgundy targa

>take 911 Turbo S
>add more power
>remove AWD system
>you now have a 911 GT2

>take 911 GT3 RS
>take engine from 911 GT2
>add even more power
>slap the two together
>you've now got a 911 GT2 RS

These fuckers are pretty deadly still.

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996 and later, and the driver is definitely over 20% body fat.

love how aggressive this looks

That diffuser, hot damn.

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I love it when 12 yr olds post on Veeky Forums

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Boxster Spyder?

ye

fuck off horsefucker

But I'm contributing.

so im going thru my porsche folder looking for a car to post and i see this targa which reminds me of the following...

I matched with this chick on tinder and basically you know how you can connect your Instagram to your tinder to show your recent pics or whatever? Right anyway one of her recent pics was a green 911 and it was at an odd angle. Anyway we started talking and I mention is that a 911 targa and ask if it belong to her. turns out it was a targa and she was impressed I knew my shit. Also her dad collects a shit ton of air cooled porsches.

Got her number and we plan on grabbing some food and drinks soon. about to finesse and marry into a wealthy family

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT BRAHS

sorry for my stupid long/cool story brahs.

fuck off

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all that sweet sweet bunda

>yfw they live in a trailer and her dad has a bunch of project cars up on blocks out front

o i am laffin

>tfw no Porsche gf

I do have a gf though, she's not into cars sadly.

Also I'm not gonna be buying a Porsche anytime soon, if ever, because lol poorfag.

that's even better you cunt

haha, i still would by hyped if that were the case. but heres the pic of the car I was talking about.

This... This is a nice car.

Nice

No, poverty is not better. He should have air-cooled 911 project cars indoors if he has them at all.

It's better to be bros with the dad first and worry about the girl.... probably never

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I was lucky enough to spot one of these monsters in the wild multiple times, this is the only one I managed to snap a pic of though.

didn't know they produced pos z350 bodykits for porsche

holy shit that looks so much like an f-type

what was the guy saying to you?

>mfw people still haven't realized this is a boxster not an 911

I was standing a fair bit away, I think he was talking to a girl just out of frame.

>automatic

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I did but my post got deleted because I was posting ponies.

aether would kill your candy ass

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>triggered ricermobile
Every time

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why is there a spooky ghost in the pic user?

I think that was someone on a bike passing by. I did take another picture, but that one's fuzzy as fuck.

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purrty

Put her in the passenger seat and this is heaven on earth.

>allowing women in your car

>tfw wanted a silver porsche carrera 911 996 ever since I saw gone in 60 seconds

Be careful what you wish for, user

I really want to like the new 911s and other new Porsches but the fronts are too damn ugly. What the fuck is going on down there?

I don't even like Porches, but they are great cars

Dad lent me his 911 for the weekend, what a fun car to drive

JUST

Comfy as you slide backwards into a wall?

comfy is comfy, i'd be pretty okay if i knew i was going to die surrounded by alcantara.

A few shots I took at the local Porsche dealer Open House and 991.2 introduction.

Mine is the yellow 991.

Nice pic bro

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I like the car, and everything about it except for the fucking interior
>all these plastic buttons
I mean compared to Mercedes AMG GT which is almost the same price as top spec carerra 4s the porsche interior looks like dog crap in comparison.

Green...hnnng.