Truckerfag Thread

>Truckerfag fucks methed out lot lizards
>Pepsinigger tongues my anus
>Roehlretard hasn't seen his dick in three years
>Gundam mans the glory hole when possible
>Whiney is rapidly closing in on Wizard status, too socially awkward to buy a hooker
>Northeasttard can't get it up without maple syrup for lube
>Fedex can only get it up for japanese children sucking on penis shaped candy
>Come at me bro, I'm pretty much perfect


>Obtaining a CDL: How does one do?
Community College or a dedicating truck driving school. Do your research and don't get sucked into a "school" that's actually just a meat grinder for a shit company.
>How can I into avoidings shit companies?
Here are some decent/good companies:
pastebin.com/Sv0cyWyH
If you don't see the company you're looking at included on this list, it probably sucks.

>I could totally go to school but I'd rather be a trucker.
If you think you'll love the life style, maybe. You'd be better off getting a real job. You can fall back on trucking at any time, but it is essentially a path of decent money for those that fail at everything else.
You can have good business sense and work ethic and make it big as an owner operator, but you would do even better at any other job.

>You will get fat.
>The only reason you get paid well is because you work 70 hours per week.
>You will never get a decent girl in this profession.
>The food you eat sucks.
>You have the most dangerous job in the nation.
>The police hate you and will harass you every chance they get.
>Other drivers hate you.
>Your job will be obsolete once self-driving trucks become available.
>Your loved ones miss you.
>If you don't change careers you will forever be considered a cuck and a homo. Especially if you live with another fag driver.
>lol murrica
>4 4 T O N N E S
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>old one isn't even at the bump limit
Nigger

60 T O N N E S
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Guess you better blog faster about your fishing and grooming your coworker's kid.

8 more years and I'll become a Wizard.

I'll use my powers for evil desu.

>444 tonnes
Heysoos crisco

so I was fucking this Milf last night and this bitch squirted hard on me like 3 times bed fucking soaked and today it smells like straight piss did i get rused

>not knowing that "squirting" is just a bitch who is incontinent and loses bladder control when cumming.

New supercoop on the 15 in california.
I wonder if they'll start keeping their other scales calibrated. Bit weird to only weigh trucks at Gilroy and Truckee, and just eyeball them everywhere else.

Yea she was 36 I'm 21 deff a pr imagine I got her pregnant that kid would be fucked

>Happy now ya little whiny faggot, bump limit reached.

kek

I thought you were going out with some camwhore for awhile. You seriously never got it in? Wtf?

At least we blog it up to 310 replies before starting a new blog thread.

Does this pic really exist? I'm intrigued now.

Someone jacked my trip to make this thread
Here an original pic.
This is why we can't have nice things

Oh yeah. Because everyone wants to be a bike poser like you.

>Trip
It's a name, user. Not a tripcode.

I actually thought you had a sense of humor when I read OP. Now I know you are still a salty trucker.

so you are a virgin?

Nope, something held me back. It was for good reason to because she turned out to be a cheating whore who opened her legs for anyone who showed her affection.

Did get head though, too bad she was terrible at it.

Yeee

oh god, I thought it was just a meme.

Just go full grand wizard, sex is overrated and once you have had it you know what you are missing out on.

I dunno man.
After being khv until 21 and buying escorts I know my fleshlights feel better. But I keep craving that human interaction. I keep craving a warm body to hold on to even if I just pump my seed into a rubber. I love having some whore lick my hairy nipples and fondle my balls. Too bad I'll probably never have bareback tho. That must feel glorious

Nah senpai, no meme here, only a sad virgin neckbeard.

I'm just gonna die a virgin, especially with this career backing up my NEET/Weeb lifestyle.

>This guy
Huehue.
>mfw ex lives with me, prefers bareback but neither of us want kids
Need to get her insured again so she can get back on the pill and we can go back to the old ways.
Honestly as nice as sex is, if I could go back in time to that first girl and change my decision, I absolutely would 100%. Not worth.

I must have left my sense of humor in your mom's ass.

Okay so I don't know what a trip code is or how to do it.. But ya I'm ef that guy above me isn't... Someone is jacking my shit up.

That's interesting, I never really craved sex badly in a relationship just what said. Having a warm body to hold on to, wake up to, and intertwine with, is ultimately why I fought so hard to keep my last ex for. We were similar in a lot of ways but she couldn't face her problems and fell back into her old lifestyle.

And so, I'm here. Traveling the country and hoping I'll find a part of myself along the way.

Name, two hashtags, and a password. It would look like: Name##Faggots

You put either # and a password like, or ## and a password after your name, it generates a unique identifier after your name, indicated with either ! or !!, like Whiney's name. Useful for if you really care about maintaining absolute identity here. I don't give a shit, regular folks oughta know by now I ain't a twat.

Yes, the time is right.

No I AM THE TRUCKER GUNDAM NOW

NUH UH

Testing

>faglrd
Nah.

FUCK THIS PLACE

>faglrd

I love both of these.
Save 'em. Just to fuck with the weekend rider.

Great, a Super Trucker parked next to me and is idling his engine at like 1.2k RPM. It smells weird as fuck too.

trip test

Sounds like he's doing a regen. Hope you weren't planning on sleeping

probably did, since that made no fucking sense.

I left a lot of things in your Mom's ass. If I lost my sense of humor seems a reasonable place to have dropped it.

>serial killer in progress
>check the freeways along the wizards path for body parts
>path littired with the women demon parts the wizard defeated with his fleshlight.

Fuck Whiney, I'm so disappointed in you.

>go to look for last tfag thread
>only 4 pages of posts
I see Alphonse was being a shithead again. I hate this board.

Disappointed for not sticking his dick in some used up slut?
Yeah I guess he's not like you, jigaboo.

>hoping I'll find a part of myself along the way.

Fuck's sake whiney, did you leave your dick behind in a shower stall or something?

No further ATS shitposting yet. I have car stuff to do IRL before evening, and it's going to take a while. If I start gaming now, I won't do it, and I can't keep putting off this oil change and wash.

I'm already a wizard. Get on my level.

questions for truckers in arizona
most of you are cool, but why the fuck do some of you hog the left lane like its the one ring?
its fucking annoying and hinders traffic

and why the fuck do you all pull out to pass each-other in front of faster traffic all the god damned time?

Not in Arizona but if a trucker is just sitting his fat ass in the left lane he's a dick. When we pull in front of faster traffic to pass another truck, it's because we don't give a shit that you're going faster - damn near every other vehicle on the road is going faster than us trucks, but we still want to pass our slower moving brethren. It'll take like two minutes tops if the slower truck is a dick, don't get your panties in a twist.

but you all choose the worst time to do so, hills, mad traffic, any other reason you can think of other than actual reasons, why not wait until its clear to do so? i understand its hard to see alot of the time but fuck sake every time i go to pass a string of trucks, one cunt in the line has to pull out as im even with his bumper. its fucking annoying, youre going just as slow as the dude youre passing, you might gain 30yards a mile, while i can be over the next hill in the same amount of time

>I have car stuff to do IRL before evening, and it's going to take a while.

FUCK
MY
LIFE.

> Engine shield needs a screwdriver I don't own
> Go get it
> Can't get the drain plug to move
I'm trying again tomorrow when the engine's cold. Then if that fails, I'm going to have it serviced by the mechanics.
And I'm going to get them to replace the missing screw at the front that the fucktard replacing the bumper didn't put back in.

Nobody cares

First of all- he was dating her. Second, better to get it in with some slut than be a permavirgin.

Hills - trucker probably knows he'll outrun the slower guy at the next up/downhill because he's lighter/heavier.
Traffic - there's probably nonstop traffic anyway so the trucker takes the first opening he can get. Quit bitching and deal with it.
I disagree. Some women are just not worth the trouble, no matter how badly you wanna get laid. Source - experience.

I should've studied more. But I just can't imagine myself studying 4 years more for some shitty degree, masters, whatever just so I can say "I have a degree". Fuck employers that ignore you just because you haven't attended at some crappy college doing student shit and living poor in some dorms. Goddamn I feel pathetic Veeky Forums.
>>You will never get a decent girl in this profession.
This one really hits me.

But he was dating her already!

That's the whole thing about fucking crazy chicks, you get it done and get out of there so you don't have to deal with the BS.

Whiney did the complete opposite. Was going out with her, dealing with all the craziness, and didn't even get any. Why?!?! That sounds like such a horrible waste of time.

Cause he didn't realize she was crazy until she turned out to be a whore, he decided to cut his losses and bail rather than trying to get laid and remaining caught up with this chick.

>Telling me I lost my dick in a shower stall
>Simple oil change will "take a while"

Must suck to suck. Even my dickless self can do an oil change in 10 minutes. Pleb.


Nah, I'd rather be a permavirgin than fuck some slut who gave it up to anyone.

This. Trucker Gundam on point.

I'm still baffled by the whole situation

>Nah, I'd rather be a permavirgin than fuck some slut who gave it up to anyone
You say this, but I still don't believe you.

Maybe that's how you really feel, but as a red-blooded male, I can't comprehend it.

About to go see how my boats doing hopefully it's not rotting away didn't even winterize it so lines prob need replaced

Tell me what needs clarification.


That's how I feel man, I'm not gonna have a girl take advantage just because I want to fuck her.

I need an honest opinion guys.

I've been trucking for about two years now and have had my fair share of woopsies. I started out as a rookie driver without really having driven that much prior(Started driving a car when I was 22). What has happened over two years is...

Minor backing accident during training(Guard lowered guard arm after being asked not to)

Got stuck in mud trying to hook up to a trailer(front fairing damaged)

Jackknife in Wyoming(Tractor cosmetically damage on the cab, no damage to engine or trailer)

Got stuck again after my driver's side tandems dipped into some very deep mud

Backing accident(First actual) while angling it into a hole, trailer dipped into an opening on the passanger side and leaned into the other trailer

Just how much of a fuck-up am I? It's been about 8 months since I had anything happen.

Whiney, you might be a fag, but you are a man among men.

Doesn't sound bad to me. In my year here at skyline I have scraped a few trailers, purely cosmetic, no one cared, but also -

While backing into a tight spot, didn't check passenger mirror for a few moments and ran it into the bulkhead of another trailer of ours, damaged the mirror brackets for the side mirror and blind spot mirror above the door, $400+ in damage

Got a lane violation ticket in South Carolina in the Green River Gorge, no trucks left lane

And dropped a trailer while u-turning at our home yard, but they ruled that a mechanical problem because the fifth wheel lock jaw gave out.

Ehh, there's been worse.

Plus a lot of companies aren't that concerned with little bumps and scratches like that. Pepsi evaluates all the accidents now based on the dollar amount of the accidents. So personal injury accidents and destroying cars are where you really get fucked.

Are there even real accident reports from the cops for most of yours?

My aunt and uncle started a trucking company a couple of years ago. They have him driving, plus two other drivers while she dispatches. All three trailers and trucks are paid off and they're doing ok, but I was wondering if anyone had any advice I could pass on to them about growing their business, or looking into specific loads/routes.

I see them once or twice a month and I find the business kind of interesting. There's even been some talk of me jumping into it with them if they expand it out even further. I think they primarily get loads via CHRobinson (which I've heard mixed things about) and ABT360 I think? Or something 360.

You forgot to say desu

Unlike the negro, a supreme gentleman does not let his libido take control of his decisions.

I think you need to get your testosterone levels checked

>as a red-blooded male
>as a melanin-enhanced male
Fixed that for you. Despite what your culture has ground into your pdyche since infancy, there are, in fact, more important things in life than getting your dick wet.
ESPECIALLY if you aren't trying to have kids.

>hinders traffic
>hindus traffic

There's your answer.

The whole "pepsi is a nigger" thing is like kinda funny the first time, but he never gives you what you want in response, therefore it is not funny anymore. Now is the time to stop shitting up the threads.

Put your trip back on pepsi.
You chose the tripfag life. You get the tripfag treatment.

Having met the Pepsinigger irl, I can confirm he has enhanced melanin levels.

I am not a fan of this truck stop.

Is tgat the one that charges $25 for parking?

Non truckerfag here.
When driving on the freeway, how far away should I be when behind a semi-truck?
Far enough to see the truck's side mirrors?

Also, got any other safety tips?

Most truck drivers won't even care if you are sitting right behind their trailer. Juat don't bitch and moan if a pebble gets kicked up when you are 10' off the bumper. And don't try and fly out from behind the truck and pass at the last second when the truck is changing lanes.

As long as you don't cut us off or match our speed and ride on the side of our trucks while matching speeds for days, it will be fine.

I'm so confused.

non truckerfag. If I can make eye contact with snowman I know he's making eye contact with the bandit.

Nah I left that place earlier today and never got charged. This is just some random truck stop near my delivery.

Right next to me so I can see that boi pussy

If you're a car, at least a truck length (65 feet) in front or behind. In front only if you're accelerating away. If for whatever reason you plan to go the exact same speed as the truck, jump that distance to a football field and for fuck's sake maintain a speed, I don't need my collision avoidance radar squealing at me that I'm closing in on and off for fifty miles.
Under no circumstances should you ever be hanging around next to a semi.
Pass or slow down. It doesn't matter if you reached your comfort speed next to one. Kick it up a bit for a minute, everyone will be much happier and the truck doesn't have to worry about you losing your shit and getting under his trailer, or him blowing a tire and the shrapnel breaking your neck, or some jackass merging on the freeway at 35mph leaving him nothing to do but lock up his brakes.

Ragu/unilever?

I don't think so, it says Clark Distribution on my Qualcomm.

Oh lawd prepare your anus

It's not meant to be funny. I'm just calling him by what he is. A nigger. I'm also making sure that no matter how much be tries to appeal to white society he will never be accepted. Even if he hates on other shit skins. Even if he makes fun of himself by using the name pepsinigger.

Better than a racist waste of flesh like yourself. Go back to /pol/.

Again, put your name back on Pepsinigger

You can't accept that other people are sick of your racism?
Fuck.
Off.
Back.
To.
/pol/.

There's a weird tangle of anons here that's pretty funny.
I'm the one that told pepsi he doesn't understand how anyone could refuse sex because he's black.
I'm not the guy going full stormfront.

...

>B-B-B- muh rights
No seriously poltard, your rights have nothing to do with someone telling you to fuck off
Kindly fuck off to your gay little club now.

Why do they take forever to unload or what?

Pepsi is white tho

>s-stop saying mean things!
t. gender neutral xe lashanda bergson

I'm just sick of the racist cunt shitting up the thread because he thinks his freedums allow him to pick on people.

I should have the freedums to shoot people like him.

Yeah nah you're a cunt.
That's dumber than the stormfag.
>I should be free to kill people who say things I don't like
By that logic I should be free to kill you because I disagree with that very point.
If you want to stone the infidels, go join the radical muslims.
Just keep telling the stormfags to gb2 /pol/ and watch them blubber about muh freedums