>Truckerfag fucks methed out lot lizards >Pepsinigger tongues my anus >Roehlretard hasn't seen his dick in three years >Gundam mans the glory hole when possible >Whiney is rapidly closing in on Wizard status, too socially awkward to buy a hooker >Northeasttard can't get it up without maple syrup for lube >Fedex can only get it up for japanese children sucking on penis shaped candy >Come at me bro, I'm pretty much perfect
>Obtaining a CDL: How does one do? Community College or a dedicating truck driving school. Do your research and don't get sucked into a "school" that's actually just a meat grinder for a shit company. >How can I into avoidings shit companies? Here are some decent/good companies: pastebin.com/Sv0cyWyH If you don't see the company you're looking at included on this list, it probably sucks.
>I could totally go to school but I'd rather be a trucker. If you think you'll love the life style, maybe. You'd be better off getting a real job. You can fall back on trucking at any time, but it is essentially a path of decent money for those that fail at everything else. You can have good business sense and work ethic and make it big as an owner operator, but you would do even better at any other job.
>You will get fat. >The only reason you get paid well is because you work 70 hours per week. >You will never get a decent girl in this profession. >The food you eat sucks. >You have the most dangerous job in the nation. >The police hate you and will harass you every chance they get. >Other drivers hate you. >Your job will be obsolete once self-driving trucks become available. >Your loved ones miss you. >If you don't change careers you will forever be considered a cuck and a homo. Especially if you live with another fag driver. >lol murrica >4 4 T O N N E S >4 >4 >T >O >N >N >E >S ok
Previous thread:
David Green
First
Easton Phillips
>old one isn't even at the bump limit Nigger
Adam Adams
60 T O N N E S 0 T O N N E S
Hunter Rodriguez
Guess you better blog faster about your fishing and grooming your coworker's kid.
Caleb Walker
8 more years and I'll become a Wizard.
I'll use my powers for evil desu.
Jaxson Watson
>444 tonnes Heysoos crisco
Juan Powell
so I was fucking this Milf last night and this bitch squirted hard on me like 3 times bed fucking soaked and today it smells like straight piss did i get rused
Lincoln Allen
>not knowing that "squirting" is just a bitch who is incontinent and loses bladder control when cumming.
Andrew Myers
New supercoop on the 15 in california. I wonder if they'll start keeping their other scales calibrated. Bit weird to only weigh trucks at Gilroy and Truckee, and just eyeball them everywhere else.
Jordan Anderson
Yea she was 36 I'm 21 deff a pr imagine I got her pregnant that kid would be fucked
Carson Smith
>Happy now ya little whiny faggot, bump limit reached.
kek
Brody Wright
I thought you were going out with some camwhore for awhile. You seriously never got it in? Wtf?
At least we blog it up to 310 replies before starting a new blog thread.
Christian Cox
Does this pic really exist? I'm intrigued now.
Brody Thomas
Someone jacked my trip to make this thread Here an original pic. This is why we can't have nice things
Julian Wood
Oh yeah. Because everyone wants to be a bike poser like you.
Michael Martinez
>Trip It's a name, user. Not a tripcode.
Adrian Powell
I actually thought you had a sense of humor when I read OP. Now I know you are still a salty trucker.
Noah Roberts
so you are a virgin?
Gavin Smith
Nope, something held me back. It was for good reason to because she turned out to be a cheating whore who opened her legs for anyone who showed her affection.
Did get head though, too bad she was terrible at it.
Wyatt Hall
Yeee
Nicholas Reyes
oh god, I thought it was just a meme.
Just go full grand wizard, sex is overrated and once you have had it you know what you are missing out on.
Blake Ross
I dunno man. After being khv until 21 and buying escorts I know my fleshlights feel better. But I keep craving that human interaction. I keep craving a warm body to hold on to even if I just pump my seed into a rubber. I love having some whore lick my hairy nipples and fondle my balls. Too bad I'll probably never have bareback tho. That must feel glorious
Owen Taylor
Nah senpai, no meme here, only a sad virgin neckbeard.
I'm just gonna die a virgin, especially with this career backing up my NEET/Weeb lifestyle.
Logan Torres
>This guy Huehue. >mfw ex lives with me, prefers bareback but neither of us want kids Need to get her insured again so she can get back on the pill and we can go back to the old ways. Honestly as nice as sex is, if I could go back in time to that first girl and change my decision, I absolutely would 100%. Not worth.
Jace Taylor
I must have left my sense of humor in your mom's ass.
Ryder Bell
Okay so I don't know what a trip code is or how to do it.. But ya I'm ef that guy above me isn't... Someone is jacking my shit up.
Brody Gray
That's interesting, I never really craved sex badly in a relationship just what said. Having a warm body to hold on to, wake up to, and intertwine with, is ultimately why I fought so hard to keep my last ex for. We were similar in a lot of ways but she couldn't face her problems and fell back into her old lifestyle.
And so, I'm here. Traveling the country and hoping I'll find a part of myself along the way.
Alexander Hernandez
Name, two hashtags, and a password. It would look like: Name##Faggots
Wyatt Myers
You put either # and a password like, or ## and a password after your name, it generates a unique identifier after your name, indicated with either ! or !!, like Whiney's name. Useful for if you really care about maintaining absolute identity here. I don't give a shit, regular folks oughta know by now I ain't a twat.
Gavin Walker
Yes, the time is right.
Christopher Wilson
No I AM THE TRUCKER GUNDAM NOW
Nicholas Perez
NUH UH
Julian Rivera
Testing
Mason Phillips
>faglrd Nah.
Lucas Wright
FUCK THIS PLACE
Thomas Walker
>faglrd
Isaiah Richardson
I love both of these. Save 'em. Just to fuck with the weekend rider.
Chase Turner
Great, a Super Trucker parked next to me and is idling his engine at like 1.2k RPM. It smells weird as fuck too.
Blake Phillips
trip test
Henry Phillips
Sounds like he's doing a regen. Hope you weren't planning on sleeping
Camden Richardson
probably did, since that made no fucking sense.
Andrew Reed
I left a lot of things in your Mom's ass. If I lost my sense of humor seems a reasonable place to have dropped it.
Joshua Powell
>serial killer in progress >check the freeways along the wizards path for body parts >path littired with the women demon parts the wizard defeated with his fleshlight.
Julian Martinez
Fuck Whiney, I'm so disappointed in you.
Luis Ramirez
>go to look for last tfag thread >only 4 pages of posts I see Alphonse was being a shithead again. I hate this board.
Logan Baker
Disappointed for not sticking his dick in some used up slut? Yeah I guess he's not like you, jigaboo.
Isaiah Ramirez
>hoping I'll find a part of myself along the way.
Fuck's sake whiney, did you leave your dick behind in a shower stall or something?
No further ATS shitposting yet. I have car stuff to do IRL before evening, and it's going to take a while. If I start gaming now, I won't do it, and I can't keep putting off this oil change and wash.
Landon Young
I'm already a wizard. Get on my level.
Josiah King
questions for truckers in arizona most of you are cool, but why the fuck do some of you hog the left lane like its the one ring? its fucking annoying and hinders traffic
and why the fuck do you all pull out to pass each-other in front of faster traffic all the god damned time?
Alexander James
Not in Arizona but if a trucker is just sitting his fat ass in the left lane he's a dick. When we pull in front of faster traffic to pass another truck, it's because we don't give a shit that you're going faster - damn near every other vehicle on the road is going faster than us trucks, but we still want to pass our slower moving brethren. It'll take like two minutes tops if the slower truck is a dick, don't get your panties in a twist.
Jeremiah Lopez
but you all choose the worst time to do so, hills, mad traffic, any other reason you can think of other than actual reasons, why not wait until its clear to do so? i understand its hard to see alot of the time but fuck sake every time i go to pass a string of trucks, one cunt in the line has to pull out as im even with his bumper. its fucking annoying, youre going just as slow as the dude youre passing, you might gain 30yards a mile, while i can be over the next hill in the same amount of time
Brody Ramirez
>I have car stuff to do IRL before evening, and it's going to take a while.
FUCK MY LIFE.
> Engine shield needs a screwdriver I don't own > Go get it > Can't get the drain plug to move I'm trying again tomorrow when the engine's cold. Then if that fails, I'm going to have it serviced by the mechanics. And I'm going to get them to replace the missing screw at the front that the fucktard replacing the bumper didn't put back in.
Carson Baker
Nobody cares
Oliver Gonzalez
First of all- he was dating her. Second, better to get it in with some slut than be a permavirgin.
Joseph Lee
Hills - trucker probably knows he'll outrun the slower guy at the next up/downhill because he's lighter/heavier. Traffic - there's probably nonstop traffic anyway so the trucker takes the first opening he can get. Quit bitching and deal with it. I disagree. Some women are just not worth the trouble, no matter how badly you wanna get laid. Source - experience.
Zachary Hernandez
I should've studied more. But I just can't imagine myself studying 4 years more for some shitty degree, masters, whatever just so I can say "I have a degree". Fuck employers that ignore you just because you haven't attended at some crappy college doing student shit and living poor in some dorms. Goddamn I feel pathetic Veeky Forums. >>You will never get a decent girl in this profession. This one really hits me.
Anthony Wilson
But he was dating her already!
That's the whole thing about fucking crazy chicks, you get it done and get out of there so you don't have to deal with the BS.
Whiney did the complete opposite. Was going out with her, dealing with all the craziness, and didn't even get any. Why?!?! That sounds like such a horrible waste of time.
Ryan Perry
Cause he didn't realize she was crazy until she turned out to be a whore, he decided to cut his losses and bail rather than trying to get laid and remaining caught up with this chick.
Connor Thomas
>Telling me I lost my dick in a shower stall >Simple oil change will "take a while"
Must suck to suck. Even my dickless self can do an oil change in 10 minutes. Pleb.
Nah, I'd rather be a permavirgin than fuck some slut who gave it up to anyone.
This. Trucker Gundam on point.
Aaron Green
I'm still baffled by the whole situation
Gavin Sullivan
>Nah, I'd rather be a permavirgin than fuck some slut who gave it up to anyone You say this, but I still don't believe you.
Maybe that's how you really feel, but as a red-blooded male, I can't comprehend it.
Aiden Nelson
About to go see how my boats doing hopefully it's not rotting away didn't even winterize it so lines prob need replaced
Henry Howard
Tell me what needs clarification.
That's how I feel man, I'm not gonna have a girl take advantage just because I want to fuck her.
Adam Wright
I need an honest opinion guys.
I've been trucking for about two years now and have had my fair share of woopsies. I started out as a rookie driver without really having driven that much prior(Started driving a car when I was 22). What has happened over two years is...
Minor backing accident during training(Guard lowered guard arm after being asked not to)
Got stuck in mud trying to hook up to a trailer(front fairing damaged)
Jackknife in Wyoming(Tractor cosmetically damage on the cab, no damage to engine or trailer)
Got stuck again after my driver's side tandems dipped into some very deep mud
Backing accident(First actual) while angling it into a hole, trailer dipped into an opening on the passanger side and leaned into the other trailer
Just how much of a fuck-up am I? It's been about 8 months since I had anything happen.
Owen Morales
Whiney, you might be a fag, but you are a man among men.
James Green
Doesn't sound bad to me. In my year here at skyline I have scraped a few trailers, purely cosmetic, no one cared, but also -
While backing into a tight spot, didn't check passenger mirror for a few moments and ran it into the bulkhead of another trailer of ours, damaged the mirror brackets for the side mirror and blind spot mirror above the door, $400+ in damage
Got a lane violation ticket in South Carolina in the Green River Gorge, no trucks left lane
And dropped a trailer while u-turning at our home yard, but they ruled that a mechanical problem because the fifth wheel lock jaw gave out.
Eli Williams
Ehh, there's been worse.
Plus a lot of companies aren't that concerned with little bumps and scratches like that. Pepsi evaluates all the accidents now based on the dollar amount of the accidents. So personal injury accidents and destroying cars are where you really get fucked.
Are there even real accident reports from the cops for most of yours?
Adam Miller
My aunt and uncle started a trucking company a couple of years ago. They have him driving, plus two other drivers while she dispatches. All three trailers and trucks are paid off and they're doing ok, but I was wondering if anyone had any advice I could pass on to them about growing their business, or looking into specific loads/routes.
I see them once or twice a month and I find the business kind of interesting. There's even been some talk of me jumping into it with them if they expand it out even further. I think they primarily get loads via CHRobinson (which I've heard mixed things about) and ABT360 I think? Or something 360.
Ian Rogers
You forgot to say desu
Kevin Sanders
Unlike the negro, a supreme gentleman does not let his libido take control of his decisions.
Nathaniel Nelson
I think you need to get your testosterone levels checked
Jacob Young
>as a red-blooded male >as a melanin-enhanced male Fixed that for you. Despite what your culture has ground into your pdyche since infancy, there are, in fact, more important things in life than getting your dick wet. ESPECIALLY if you aren't trying to have kids.
Isaac Cruz
>hinders traffic >hindus traffic
There's your answer.
Wyatt Rivera
The whole "pepsi is a nigger" thing is like kinda funny the first time, but he never gives you what you want in response, therefore it is not funny anymore. Now is the time to stop shitting up the threads.
Joshua Howard
Put your trip back on pepsi. You chose the tripfag life. You get the tripfag treatment.
Austin Williams
Having met the Pepsinigger irl, I can confirm he has enhanced melanin levels.
Dylan Jackson
I am not a fan of this truck stop.
Henry Cooper
Is tgat the one that charges $25 for parking?
Easton Wright
Non truckerfag here. When driving on the freeway, how far away should I be when behind a semi-truck? Far enough to see the truck's side mirrors?
Also, got any other safety tips?
Camden Roberts
Most truck drivers won't even care if you are sitting right behind their trailer. Juat don't bitch and moan if a pebble gets kicked up when you are 10' off the bumper. And don't try and fly out from behind the truck and pass at the last second when the truck is changing lanes.
As long as you don't cut us off or match our speed and ride on the side of our trucks while matching speeds for days, it will be fine.
I'm so confused.
Nathaniel Hill
non truckerfag. If I can make eye contact with snowman I know he's making eye contact with the bandit.
Andrew Hughes
Nah I left that place earlier today and never got charged. This is just some random truck stop near my delivery.
Nathan Harris
Right next to me so I can see that boi pussy
Jordan Rodriguez
If you're a car, at least a truck length (65 feet) in front or behind. In front only if you're accelerating away. If for whatever reason you plan to go the exact same speed as the truck, jump that distance to a football field and for fuck's sake maintain a speed, I don't need my collision avoidance radar squealing at me that I'm closing in on and off for fifty miles. Under no circumstances should you ever be hanging around next to a semi. Pass or slow down. It doesn't matter if you reached your comfort speed next to one. Kick it up a bit for a minute, everyone will be much happier and the truck doesn't have to worry about you losing your shit and getting under his trailer, or him blowing a tire and the shrapnel breaking your neck, or some jackass merging on the freeway at 35mph leaving him nothing to do but lock up his brakes.
Connor Garcia
Ragu/unilever?
Parker Campbell
I don't think so, it says Clark Distribution on my Qualcomm.
Josiah Long
Oh lawd prepare your anus
Joshua Rodriguez
It's not meant to be funny. I'm just calling him by what he is. A nigger. I'm also making sure that no matter how much be tries to appeal to white society he will never be accepted. Even if he hates on other shit skins. Even if he makes fun of himself by using the name pepsinigger.
Jordan Price
Better than a racist waste of flesh like yourself. Go back to /pol/.
Ayden Morris
Again, put your name back on Pepsinigger
Grayson Taylor
You can't accept that other people are sick of your racism? Fuck. Off. Back. To. /pol/.
Grayson Sullivan
There's a weird tangle of anons here that's pretty funny. I'm the one that told pepsi he doesn't understand how anyone could refuse sex because he's black. I'm not the guy going full stormfront.
Aaron Jones
...
Carter Williams
>B-B-B- muh rights No seriously poltard, your rights have nothing to do with someone telling you to fuck off Kindly fuck off to your gay little club now.
James Cook
Why do they take forever to unload or what?
Connor Adams
Pepsi is white tho
Samuel Reyes
>s-stop saying mean things! t. gender neutral xe lashanda bergson
Noah Barnes
I'm just sick of the racist cunt shitting up the thread because he thinks his freedums allow him to pick on people.
I should have the freedums to shoot people like him.
Julian Clark
Yeah nah you're a cunt. That's dumber than the stormfag. >I should be free to kill people who say things I don't like By that logic I should be free to kill you because I disagree with that very point. If you want to stone the infidels, go join the radical muslims. Just keep telling the stormfags to gb2 /pol/ and watch them blubber about muh freedums