/owg/ Overwatch General

>tfw no trap character that specializes in traps

DAILY REMINDER OF THE NEED FOR RANKINGS BETWEEN 1 AND 200

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Is Bastion the worst hero in the game?

I don't know when the last time I lost to him was. He has so many counters.

>Tfw wide shoulders
>tfw good jaw
>can't cosplay as Soldier because my hair isn't grey and receding
I just wanna be my hero

How would you fix Pharah? Better splash dmg?

like betrayal

I'm not an e-sports faggot. What's APM mean?

>Being only lvl 10
>Having this much stuff
>Owning either a Legendary or a good Epic skin for literally ALL the heroes
Feels good 2bh

Also, take a screenshot like mine of your Hero gallery so that we see how much it's full compared to your lvl

Remember, looks can be deceiving

She may look harmless, but really she's a bad bitch

>he complains about Dragonblade
>he doesn't exclusively save Transcendence for whenever the enemy Genji ults
>he doesn't read the spectacle all chat becomes after the third time

junkrat doesnt have to come in mccree's LoS

i just looked at the data from the latest tourney and holy shit the meta is so damn rigid

of the 6 heroes you field at any given time 4 are basically mandatory and almost always picked

only 2 heroes out of 6 in a lineup have some sort of flexibility what they might be

>tfw when
>that feel when when

>enemy Junkrat places trap outside our spawn door
>most of us see him do it
>say over mic "Junkrat has a trap and mine in front of the middle door"
>two other people type it in chat
>door opens
>somebody runs right into it and gets blown up

untie her

Untie my present.

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She should be the one playing roadhog desu.

Started playing Zarya recently
Would you play with me?

Why is she so based?

>Free her
Do you play Pokemon Go?

How did I do for my placements owg senpai

Untie her, and maybe ask for a signed picture

I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES

AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

good goy

Actions per minute

While in her Meka she reminds me of a Tachikoma.

It wouldn't work for Overwatch, unless the traps are invisible to the enemy team, cause it would be too easy to dodge otherwise

Thank you.

Those shekels just fuel chris metzens addiction to snorting glue

How is Blizzard so bad at balancing twenty two (22) fucking heroes?

Will this game ever be balanced enough that there are only a couple mostly unpicked heroes and atleast like a ~15 hero roster of common picks that rotate fluidly without there needing to be balance changes?

k...
PS:
I have everything i need tho.
>junk/insect skins for D'va
>Kneevil skins for Soldier
>moustache man skin for Mccree
>regular but red skin for Junkrat
>punk skin for Tracer
>red skin for Winston
>hokkey skins for Lucio
>biker and pirate for Tor
>Mechanoqueen for Phara
don't need anything else.
Probably a skin without helmet for Reinhardt will be nice but that's all.

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You think radiation is your ally? But you merely adopted the waste. I was born it it, molded by it. I didn't breathe the air until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but SCRAP ON!

smell her butthole

>guys look at how much money I spent!
You're about on part with me and I'm level 78ish, congrats I guess

I'm off to sleep

Goodnight, /owg/

>tfw Zarya is still STRONK

sleep tight reap tight

sleep tight reap tight

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And even then
You have to be invisible yourself if your only weapons are traps cause in direct fighting you'd die easily
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OMG WAIT
We all know that the coming character Sombra will be invisible and stealthy
Will she have invisible traps as her weapons too?

REAPY

I'm going to change my btag
should I pick BigPapi or McPapi?

>McCree
Literally no point in playing the game until this gets fixed.

I'm aware of Blizzard having a long long history of doing dumb shit in terms of balance but goddamn this just leaves me completely speechless.

Wait where do you live, it's 5:47 pm here
sleep tight, reap tight

Sleep tight reap tight

Strong as the mountain!

I love that line, she sounds so whimsical

So what will make Tracer finally go ahead and kill herself?

The fact that her existence in this world is held in place only by the chrono accelerator?

When everyone she knows and loves starts to die one by one?

When the PTSD finally becomes too much for her to handle?

Or will she just let Widowmaker kill her in a twisted lover's suicide?

are you a redsox fan?

What's a Tachikoma

FagMcdicks

Experience tranquility.

>Or will she just let Widowmaker kill her in a twisted lover's suicide?
Something like that.

McPapi sounds easier and neat. big papi is generic.

Fuck me mcpapi.... - soulds cool and hot. Probably a crazy sex of 2 4chinnners

fuck me bigpapi - sounds kinda boring. probably a son being raped by his dad

Not him but it's 23:48 here in england, so he's probably europe

>reaper ult meets lucio ult

damn, i'm 100% straight but that bulge looks really really good

man i'd love to suck on that..

Which is perfect! We're meant for each other

not bad actually

Untie her, tell her that e-sports are for manchildren, kick her out of the house.

>papi
Harpyfag or daddy fetishist?

>100%

Sleep tight reap tight

Why are you fags complaining about Ana players? I rarely have a reason to complain about them in quick play.

Genji nerf soon, boys.

Does everyone write time in Military time in England, because I know we write our dates wrong but our time too?

>Reapfield
Kek!

>caring about anything in quickplay

Fuck you mean?

t. confused genji main

please don't lie

>military time
it's called time for the rest of the world

>tfw all the dumb waifu and bad porn shit killed your interest in this game for the longest time

I mean it was a class based shooter so I knew I would like it but I pretty much only gained interest in it shortly after release.

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>Sea Algae gets fucked and can't even cap first of Dorado
>Then their D.va DCs on the next map

wew

>your team in competitive

Well we'll say eleven instead of 23, but when ypu're talking to people internationally it's easier to use 24 hour time because 11 could be Am or Pm

So if my mum asks me what the time is I'll say "quarter to twelve" because she knows it's not 12 in the afternoon, but you don't.

If she did that to me, I'd literally be so sad and shocked I'd probably kill myself

>tfw you and D.va will never have your highschool oneitis for dinner

>damn, i'm 100% straight

In that "no don't call me a faggot I'm a good straight boy" kink way, I guess. Some people are into that, and it's okay.

the fuck is military time

15:00 instead of 3 pm

NERF HIM TO THE GROUND
WHY HAVE I BEEN SEEING LESS HANZOS RECENTLY?
WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO HANZO RECENTLY
NERF GENJI TO THE GROUND
BREAK HIS LEGS AGAIN

That lucio would look bad alone, but he looks perfect next to those retards

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Thats an illegal wrestling move though

The military is the most known organization in burgerland that uses the 24 hour clock so people usually just call it military time.

>this
>a roadhog
wow he should kill yourself anytime, don't even come near cosplaying hog if you're below 300lb

well in my country pm/am is never used, 24h clock is the norm

i always write it like xx:xx in internet or if i am telling someone a time over a text message

right now it's 1:57 here

NERF MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REFLECT

Is this that exclisive Roadhog skin that makes him look like Zenyatta?

hahahahaha that flat fucking arm on the zarya

please fatso gtfo

>Barely touched pre-buff D.va
>Post patch I play her more often

Holy fuck post buff D.vs is actually Roadhog tier levels of fun! I love it.

Holy shit Genji is boring to play against. His kit never seems to end and so many things are geared in his favor. Just making him have to stop in place and be unable to cancel his deflect would make him 5x more enjoyable to play against.