Senran Kagura General /skg/ #834

Old Thread: Happy Saki Edition

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_(03-05-2016).zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_(01
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

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youtube.com/watch?v=P2pgWsYSyUA
exhentai.org/g/958252/9db705a413/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

1 unread message from cutehikki
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Feeling lazy are we?

Kat and Hanabi is a friendship that doesn't nearly get enough play

Murasaki is from a shinobi family (and therefore has plenty of money) and would be an idort, especially with all her free time spent gaming.

Definitely don't associate her with retarded console warriors, zank you.

Yumi!

[X] Ignore

I don't know who cutehikki is, but I do know who cute_shutin is.

I love Mirai! I wanna marry her!

cute_shutin probably forgot her password and needed to make a new account

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Saki sweetie doesn't seem like the type to forget passwords like that.

Murasaki strikes me as the kind of person(/idiot) that would have one universal password for everything, but it's a really good password

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I SURE HOPE NONE OF YOU FUCKING ANONS ARE THINKING LEWD FUCKING THOUGHTS YOU LITTLE SHITS

[x] touch halo

She got mad at some autist using images of her to shitpost (what a silly thing to get angry about), and had a little root of calamity episode and when she woke up she couldn't remember.
She will probably remember soon, but she wanted to talk right away.

I want to court the bipolar ghost.

i am now

I really want to hold Hibari's hands.

...

Actually, i am not.

I am thinking about sleeping in a nice comfy bed.

Tell me more

Uh...nope, I totally wasn't thinking of doing things to Ryoubi's butt. Nope. Not at all.

Oh, not much to say.

Just sleepy as hell.

If you're tired, sleep

This is my dog, Yumi.
Please say hello to my dog, Yumi.

Caught offguard by post count.

WOO

Maybe later.

Want to hold out as long as i can.

does she do any tricks?

I'll fap to the first senran posted below this post

Miyabi would make her user cum buckets inside and all over her!

No not really.

She's kind of a boring dog.

miyabi doesnt count since he's male

Can I have her if you don't want her?

Lucky man

Yes, she makes me cum buckets all the time

I was in the middle of fapping.

Naw I still kind of like her

She keeps me cool in the summer.

I'm thinking about pancakes.

...

Please do not look at my posts while you fap. It makes me uncomfortable.

should I read the mangas before playing?

Cleaning up the streets of Chicago with Mable, one black at a time!

Murasaki is very tired, so I'll be heading to bed with her. Good night /skg/.

Just add the mole

Awww, but she's so cute.

Please kill her in her sleep so I no longer hear from the prepubescents about how they love her because she has big tits and she's a shut in just like them.

Man the SV artwork is pretty unpleasant to look at.

No but you can just kill yourself instead, I promise you won't be missed.

You can pet her!

...

Oh man, anyone else want to skin her? I want to skin her so bad oh gosh it would be so much fun to incapacitate her and remove all her skin then rub her exposed flesh together and here her scream out in pain before her body goes into shock. Imagine how confused she'd be when she wakes up oh man. There's so much fun stuff you can do with kids. I've always wanted to try positioning a girl's cunt onto some sort of large pointed cone then grab her legs and shove the cone into her with my foot and see how far in I can get it. Or maybe rip off her jaw and hear the gurgling sounds she makes as she tries to scream. Slice her belly and let her guts spill out and let her scramble to place them back in. Break her arms and legs and toss her into a bonfire and watch her flop around as she tries to get out of the flames. Pierce her eyes with a bike pump's nozzle and see how big they can get before they pop. Just thinking about all the possibilities gives me goosebumps. The best thing is to get creative and see how many unique ways you can use her body. Force Piano wire through her digestive tract and tie both ends to Rotating spindles and try to saw her in half from the inside. So much fun.

But that's degeneracy.

Fuck off.

Oh no, I would. Unlike Murasaki who only knows people because her sister needed a number 5 for the Hejibo elite

I wish Yumi would curse at me.

CUTE CUTE CUTE

I want to encourage crimson to bully me and tease me so I have a reason to feel bad and use it as encouragement to off myself.

I like Yumi and want to take care of her

Take good care of her.

I want them to bully me sexually.

Early thread Harupost

What kind of madman browses while fapping?

That too, but I'd still use it as fuel for my suicidal fire.

I want to sniff Haruka's farts.

Would you still love your senran even if she had homosexual tendencies with her best friend?

Can I join in?

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the vaping began to take hold...

Holy jesus what are these goddamn 15 year olds? We can't stop here, this is Shiki country!

youtube.com/watch?v=P2pgWsYSyUA

Do it, you pussy! Worthless people like you are pathetic!

pls respond

IKARUGA!

BLONDE IKARUGA!

FLAT IKARUGA!

DEAD IKARUGA!

IKAGURA!

No, play burst first.

No, what's wrong with you son? They're manga you read to fap, or at least aoi manabu's are

SK is a vidya series first.

>you and your senran have been living together for the last two years
>Your senran has been out at work all day and is just coming home now
>She opens the door to a silent home
>It's not that late, she wonders where you are
>She look around in the living area before heading into your bedroom
>As soon as she opens the door the smell of copper fills her nose
>Your lifeless corpse Is sitting on the bed
>There's a handgun next to you
>Your corpse has three bullet wounds, one near your heart, one near your right lung and one straight through your neck, going through your brain stem
>Your senran runs over to your body, already knowing it's too late
>She sits there for hours crying
>Barely able to compose herself she finally calls the police
>She tells the operator exactly what's happened
>Despite the operator's request she hangs up
>She puts the gun's barrel against the roof of her mouth

ok

do i play burst then shinovi versus or burst then deep crimson

The first of these are dirty and can never become clean. All others are good though

fuck off, dogposter

Burst then Deep crimson.

Either can work, but SK2 is more of a direct sequel to Burst

>find doujin about a guy having sex with the mom of his best friend
>suddenly best friend bargs in and it turns out it was just a girl crossdressing as a boy
>looks almost exactly as miyabi

Jesus fucking christ, my boner died immediately. I can't watch a guy having sex with miyabi and her mother ;_;

I don't really approve necrophilia.

Maybe in one of the Senranverses where Imu is a guy this could've happened.

>not your senran going on a revenge quest with your wise-cracking ghost self.

I want to marry Ikaruga. I'll take good care of her son.

Source me up senpai

Ikarugass

Tanabe

Do you guys like the Versus series? Or is it not as good as the main series?

Also, are there any plans for Senran Kagura 3?

You're a monster.
exhentai.org/g/958252/9db705a413/

Btw does anyone have any good Senran mascots for appchan?

Help I can't stop fapping to senrans.

Imagine strong oily men trying to grab you.

That could turn him on too.

I'm not gonna do that. I just want some advice on how to see senrans non sexually.

Strong oily Miyabi?

I can't fap to senrans. Yay.

Sure Imu. Whatever floats your boat.

Imagine them as your daugthers.

Is this one ok?

Where's the snout?