Do you guys ever wonder what cause so many Other people to use reddit over /d2g/? I mean, It Takes so long for people to go from normie to Autist on reddit. You can get the same result in 2 mins here instead.
Evan Harris
i see, a sort of cuckold convention if you will
Isaac Myers
Reasonably close to OP post for niggers aren't people
Nicholas Turner
Which heroine has the sexiest voice?
Luis Wright
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Daniel Bailey
>drop a few spicy (you)posts at the beggining of the thread >leave internet for the day to socialize and swim at the local pool >come back and reap the (you)s that i've sown
anyone else familiar with the feeling?
Hunter Taylor
>pick op hero >win thirty games in a row >retards instalock safelane and mid lane as with every game >THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING GARBAGE how can people be so fucking bad? none of these fucks deserve to win, fuck them and their undeserved mmr ruining the matchmaking pool and leading to stomps or retardations
which patch was objectively the best and why was it 6.85
Jaxson Butler
spectre
Liam Perry
>Nice >Good game, well played!
Gavin Baker
I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.
Liam Williams
You fucking asked loser, why would I force anyone to play any hero other than techies.
Evan Diaz
I didn't, I'm posting because you got in first try and I didn't get a chance to meme
Mason Wood
Please user, her voice is so dull it puts me to sleep.
It's like a discount cococuck text, at least get some decent smut instead to post with it instead of an SFM tragedy
Eli Perez
>our carry has a female nick name >feeds first blood >keeps feeding/no-farming after that what happens if i abandon? i've already abandoned like 3 games this week and nothing happened
Jason Fisher
You need to go train for ten years if you think you're ready to meme faster than me.
Oliver Scott
Is DNC the Dota National Convention?
Eli Watson
Check my 7 to disconsider this post:
Bentley Collins
samefag, play techies
Charles Hernandez
No, it's just that all boards are for American politics.
Christian Brown
Dendi NaVi Comebacks
Grayson Green
american politics is a joke, both parties actually choose the worst possible person to run in the entire world
Parker Perez
What are you not up to the challenge you kuso shiteater?
Techies doesn't have a 0% winrate yet, you can still have fun and win.
Kevin Sanchez
Success breeds jealousy
Hudson Barnes
i know right? Putin should rule the world.
Nolan Hill
6.81 because it was peak dota just before the great casualization
Levi Bennett
>this is actually what Trumpfags think will happen Spoilers: Hillary wins
Carson Wood
>Dota 2 will never be on the Wii U Maybe the NX?
Nolan Price
American here tbqh I can understand why the old school conservatives are mad at Trump. If they had someone like Jeb or Ted who was sympathetic to the State and the status quo then I think Comey would've actually recommended charges for Clinton and the Republicans would have destroyed the Democratic party for the next few years.
Samuel Murphy
>success hasn't applied to the west since 1965
Hudson Gray
>ONLINE MESSAGEBOARD FOR NEO NAZIS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS ONLINE MESSAGEBOARD FOR NEO NAZIS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS >ONLINE MESSAGEBOARD FOR NEO NAZIS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS
Brandon Barnes
CHOTTO MATTE
John Ortiz
>dotard telling me to go for evasive action on riki >Win with riki 5/60 0/5
I just really hate puck and brew
Justin Jones
>Americna politics
Ayden Lewis
>BLM protesters forced to get jobs I laughed.
Jack Garcia
>okay guys how do we stop the prophet of kek from assuming the highest office in the land >lets call him a bully
Adrian Evans
I trust that someone will buy this and post yourself hotgluing it here
Levi Butler
If it was Luna or QoP I would but not for WR
Ayden Nelson
>horseface >gigantic fucking arrow >no bowstring, just like in-game Dropped/1488
Robert Fisher
>this will never become reality
why live
John Davis
Why don't you ask your Senator or House Rep to make some changes that you want to see in your state/county. They're more powerful when it comes to where you live than the President is.
Nathan Reed
How to be smart when angry police officer is trying to arrest you: Spread your fingers, move your hands slowly to your sides and above your head. Don't do what this man did, it makes the cop scared, so it shoots in self defence. Remember, the cop is more scared of you than you are of the cop!
Brandon Davis
>implications Soon, friend.
Adam Fisher
Anyone else think this year's secret shop is crap?
this is top tier, also that first hoodie is pretty dope and those mirana PJs looks comfy as fuck. the rest of it me meh or meme shit exactly like every other year
Ethan Smith
I'd rock the jakiro pillow, but yeah the rest is shit. >Who is phantom lancer, bane, or techies
Brayden Morales
Bane is decent this meta. Solo support who can zone/trade effectively and setup kills easily. I have no doubt that if Fear were still support on EG they would pick it more often.
Carter Anderson
forgot the picture
Angel Adams
>patsoul & co. getting humilliated by a team of literal peruvians lamo
Gabriel Ward
>le gamer gear
Jeremiah James
How viable is immortal tower dismantler man in 6.88b?
>+40% attack speed to necrobook >keeps creeps alive with shield + coil >can zerg down enemy tower for 10+ seconds guaranteed
Austin Evans
>faceless void
Jonathan King
those void boxer briefs and some of those jackets are awesome the rest of it is meh
Cooper Morales
>not vlads, drums, and AC so you can end before you lose relevance
Joshua Russell
>3 items that give no cost efficient pushing ability ?????????????????
Nolan Scott
But they do. >not buffing the shit out of your own creeps I'll bet you skill Q before 10, too.
Bentley Morris
>muted because I tell shitty players that they're shit
poor babys
Owen Rodriguez
>win lane >win early midgame for my team >basically win midgame for my team except my team starts feeding every engagement >start losing engagements sometimes late game because my team feeds EVERY SINGLE TIME i tell them to get back >we started off 17-1 on the fucking scoreboard and slark SOMEHOW CANNOT SNOWBALL >DOESN'T EVEN BUY SHADOW BLADE >become a walking aura and just drag idiots to fucking victory >despite them ALL FEEDING INTO THE FOUNTAIN AFTER WE GET MEGAS, LEADING TO US ALMOST LOSING TO FUCKING DEATH PUSH 10 MILLION DAMAGE TAKE YOUR ANCIENT IN 5 SECONDS TEAM
btw if you are one of the spectre webm dick riders i invite you to watch the first 5 minutes of this game
it may not be like 4.5k but youd probably be slightly surprised at least.
Gabriel Stewart
Does anyone know what the dota 2 pins are for?
Bentley Hughes
>creeps that won't attack tower if the enemy team is nearby >creeps that won't even be there when you bumrush a tower past the creepline whenever bdoor regen goes down
Thomas Harris
You stick them on your backpack for decoration.
Ian Powell
h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey!..........
Cameron Ward
>5 inches
Brandon Cox
i really wish i could buy that mirana
Brandon Cook
why are they so expensive?
Leo Collins
What the fuck?
They actually got GOOD SMILE to make the figures?
Fucking weebs, man.
Aiden Myers
Why does WR have breasts? She's supposed to be flat
Eli Martin
why it has tits and the in game model doesnt?
Carter Baker
Because all dota merchandise is jewish tricks. You literally have to be a good goy to buy dota merch.
Luke Ortiz
>tfw saw a shadow blade for the first time in 100 games earlier today >a juggernaut who made it into silver edge >he got curb stomped for making a shitty item for retarded clowns
Colton Young
her fucking spine is broken REEEEEEE tfw Valve will NEVER fix her spine and give her more feminine feet W H Y H Y L I V E I V E
Matthew Thompson
they shouldn't fix her spine. it's canonical that she has flat tits now, it became a part of community art etc
that's why it's stupid that the figure has tits, but it'll sell more figures.
if anything, you'll see the in game model "Fixed" to where her spine is fixed and she's just properly flat.
