Can we have a car brand stereotype thread...

Can we have a car brand stereotype thread. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see someone driving a: (feel free to add ones I've missed)

Ford
Chevrolet
Nissan
Toyota
Honda
Hyundai
Suzuki
Mazda
Buick
Dodge
Jeep
Kia
Fiat
Landrover
BMW
Mercedes
Audi
Volskwagon
Volvo
Cadillac
Lexus
Acura
Infinity
Subaru
Tesla

>Ford
Family man who doesn't care
>Chevrolet
>Nissan
Hipster fag driving a qashqai/juke
>Toyota
Family man who doesn't care
>Honda
Family man with some taste
>Hyundai
Does not care one bit
>Suzuki
Poor
>Mazda
Family man
>Buick
>Dodge
>Jeep
LoL he drives a lemon
>Kia
Does not care one bit
>Fiat
Poorfag
>Landrover
Lemon
>BMW
Turkish
>Mercedes
More money than brains
>Audi
Does he know he's driving an expensive VW?
>Volkswagen
Cares a little bit
>Volvo
This person made a wise choise
>Cadillac
>Lexus
Hell yeah, fuck german engineering
>Acura
Why do you exist, we don't need two Honda brands
>Infinity
Why do you exist, we don't need two Nissan brands
>Subaru
Smart man
>Tesla
Does not give one fuck about the environment, he bought because that's what's expected from him

Hungover Edition

I live in Alaska and have seen exactly three Bernie Sanders bumper stickers in the wild. All of them proudly affixed to the bumpers and rear glass of Subaru Outbacks.

Pretty in tune with the various Subaru stereotypes.

>Fiat
I feel like most drivers have a douchy vibe
>Tesla
New rich wannabe
>BMW/Audi
Stressed out Managers thinking they're more important than the next guy

>What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see someone driving a: (feel free to add ones I've missed)

Nothing other than money. When I see an expensive car, I assume the driver has more money than someone driving an old beaten up car.

>Ford
le muh americun
>Chevrolet
le muh americun
>Nissan
le muh nippon fucking shit JDM
>Toyota
le muh reliabilty
>Honda
le muh vtec just kicked in my ass brah
>Hyundai
le kim jong yung piece of dog shit
>Suzuki
not in my country
>Mazda
It's a pretty good brand so I like it.
>Buick
le muh americun
>Dodge
le muh americun
>Jeep
le muh americun
>Kia
le kim jon yung piece of double dog shit
>Fiat
shemales
>Landrover
le rich people fashion accessory
>BMW
assholes
>Mercedes
I like this brand.
>Audi
I like this brand too.
>Volskwagon
le hitler mobile. hilter continues to live throught these cars. remember hilter secretly tried to gas all customers through the VW diesel scandal. not now hitler.
>Volvo
le muh tank, le muh safety
>Cadillac
I ams tarting to like this brand now.
>Lexus
Luxury and reliabilty. I love this brand.
>Acura
Le fake luxury.
>Infinity
Dafuq is this company trying to do?
>Subaru
muh rally buy I like this brand a lot too.
>Tesla
Elon musk, you've done a sneaky bad ass motherfuckery work there. keep it up.

Some say
>Don't buy cars starting with the letter F:
>Fiats, Fords and french

Ferrari?

The most correct set of opinions ive seen in years

No one that matters owns a ferrari

>If I had the money I'd never buy a Ferrari
>instead I would buy a Miata and make it a race car xDDD

>Ford
Younger Normie

>Chevrolet
Older Normie

>Nissan
I need a car and this dealership is the first one I saw

>Toyota
Intelligent and/or old person

>Honda
I like to research product purchases

>Hyundai
I buy new because warranties give me peace of mind!

>Suzuki
Poor liberal

>Mazda
Younger normie


>Buick
Kisses-their-pet-on-the-mouth white person


>Dodge
99% Nigger, 1% Enthusiasts


>Jeep
I couldn't afford a Range Rover

>Kia
DUDE HAMSTERS LMAO


>Fiat
Daddy bought me my car, and he also paid for all these dresses from urban outfitters. I like pastels, kings of leon, and I'm a vapid whore.


>Landrover
Rich guy who will never see nature beyond a resort or rich guy's wife


>BMW
It's a BMW!

>Mercedes
This is the car successful people drive, and I am a successful people.

>Audi
I work in a field concerned with aesthetics of some type.

>Volskwagon
Middle-class liberal

>Volvo
Tofu enema liberal

>Cadillac
REAGAN!

>Lexus
Old wealthy person contemplating a jump to Mercedes because the styling language is scary

>Acura
Add the avocado please, it's saturday and I'm treating myself!


>Infiniti
Couldn't afford the BMW


>Subaru
Swagfag dude lmao, or Dadcore.


>Tesla
Rich liberal

Honda:

That is just about perfect

This is perfect

Holden:

What do you guys think of the Lotus Elise?

Miata with a body kit

Can't speak for everywhere but here in SoCal here's what I see
>ford
MUST BUY MURICAN!
>Chevy
You got the ss right bro?
>Nissan
My credit sucks ass/parents drove a Nissan
>Toyota
Wanted something reliable, gives no fucks about anything other than if the car moves and is reliable
>Honda
Similar to Toyota but cares more about the experience.
>Hyundai
Warranty
>Suzuki
If it's not a samurai they're broke af
>Mazda
Probably owned a Miata at some point, probably is an online bench racer
>Buick
Old white person or poor college kid
>dodge
Ghetto/gets a boner for cars that actively try to kill you
>jeep
White girls
>Kia
Damn that was a good salesman
>fiat
College girl
>Land Rover
This is what rich guys buy amirite?
>bmw
Usually a lease special
(If it's an ///M chances are it'll never race you, just cut you off and honk)

>Mercedes
First generation asian immigrants with money
>Cadillac
Older people who only care about the badge
>Lexus
Older people with a bit of money
>Acura
Can't afford a BMW/Merc/Audi and doesn't care that theyre rebadged hondas with leather
>Infinity
Can't afford a BMW/Merc/Audi
>Subaru
Hipster in their 20's and 30's
>Tesla
Rich Californian who wants to seem trendy

Yurofag here

Ford
>Owner looked at german brands and found them too expensive, looked at french and found them shit and forgot about japs
Chevrolet
>I think I haven't seen a single Chevrolet the last few months
Nissan
>JUKEJUKEJUKEJUKEJUKE
Toyota
>Owner looked on the internet "what's the most reliable brand" and didn't care for anything else
Honda
>60-something grandpa who wants a reliable car and forgot about Toyota
Hyundai
>I want an asian car but japs are too expensive
Suzuki
>Who?
Mazda
>"Oh yeah, nice Golf, but for the same money I could buy a 3 with more goodies and more power... And did I tell you about japanese reliability? Too bad you didn't look enough for your new car pal"
Buick
>N/A
Dodge
>N/A
Jeep
>Dakar pilot wannabe
Kia
>See Hyundai
Fiat
>20 something retarded blonde in a fucking 500
Landrover
>Real Range Rover: cool, classy old guy. Rest: BMW tier
BMW
>My time is more important than yours get out of the way!
Mercedes
>Expensive models: see Range Rover. Small: BMW tier
Audi
>See BMW
Volskwagen
>I only buy german, they are known for their quality
Volvo
>I don't want to do like the others and buy german and I want people to know
Cadillac
>N/A
Lexus
>See Volvo (bonus because the owner remembered that it exists)
Acura
>N/A
Infiniti
>See Lexus
Subaru
>Yo bro, rally bro! You heard my exhaust bro? Can hear it from miles away!
Tesla
>Pretentious exec

Ferrari before 458 had problem with quality.

//Thread.

Why do Hispanic women like mitsubishis so much

Like pick any non-evo Mitsubishi and 7 times out of 10 there is a Hispanic woman behind the wheel

I'd buy a bunch of good cars to the value of a ferrari, but i would never waste my money on such a shitty volatile car that can barely handle being driven