Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

Update Edition

Old >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
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>Redposting
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>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

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This thread will be up for a while, so I thought I'd just make it "update edition" rather than a "soon^tm" one.

Also lol, someone pointed out the re-used concept art. When will Anet get new assets? Next patch?

please stop making new threads

We're about to get an update, c'mon.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

why?

don't worry, thread will die within a week since we have to wait another 6 months for another small patch

chop chop squatfag lets see those erp logs with beatus, we know it was you

Alright kids I cropped and edited them all together for you guys.
Enjoy.

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

drosera...

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>tfw vae will never fuck you in the maccas bathroom

also im not that old..

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't mislead new players with this random list.

You raise a good point, we;re seeing a lot of re-used assets this patch, looking at the new fractal and PvP map. There was also speculation about the new LS3 using SoTF maps as well.

old enough to bleed old enough to breed

You're a kid yourself, m8.

He wood post his logs onto gw2g.

>wood
FUCKING WOODFAGS

give me the splinters

nah but jokes aside i despise you vae

Oh, sorry. Did I do something to hurt you?

you little slut

yeah

Hey Midna do you want some kids?

Ah that's okay then. It's no skin off my nose. (:

you already said sorry so im ok now

Wanna rub musky tailholes then? ;)

>no charr around who like traps
oh well

>too shy to make friends in [HOPE]

*cuddles you*

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Literally_Kill_Yourself_You_Lying_Sack_of_Shit.jgp

*poots on your wigglesniff* c:

Are you really?

*rattata sniffs*

Rank endgame classes on their PvE damage/usefulness?

Ele
War
Rev
ranger
thief
mesmer
necro
guardian
engi

drown yourself effie, I'm glad you left discord

I don't really have one its sort of just a nose.

>rank classes when there's a large balance patch in 12 hours

I'll be your friend user, effie will also be your friend

>effie will also be your friend
he'll be your stalker and backstabber you mean

i dont have a charr so no

maybe

>i dont have a charr
Don't lie

Ele warrior druid
The rest.

I haven't played since the game when F2P. How terrible is the free player epidemic?

Also has HOT brought any real improvements? or is it the same grind for legendary mats end game pre HOT?

this

Nothing but trouble ever came from interacting with effie, I thought I could trust him and he just blabs my secrets to everyone.

what are you secrets user, i want to know.

shut the fuck up keggin, you such a drama queen

I wanna make you feel cute and comfy, little user.

>mfw he was the first person from HOPE i spoke directly to
Talk about first impressions.

stop this keggin

KEGGIN
IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOOOVE
STOP

tfw your beta test friend says you're going to hate the patch

feels bad

...

I dunno user..

He was the first person for me too! Though he was pretty fun so i joined and then he got kicked. lol.

I'm going to fart on Effie!

hes not so fun when you're on the receiving end of his petty drama

stfu

Free to play hasn't negatively impacted the game.
HoT is still on sale so it's the best time to grab it.
Elite specs are fun. There's raids for endgame and more skins to go for.
The game is still widely skin focused in PvE.

Are necromancers still shit?
Do people want necromancers in their party?

They haven't been shit for a long time.
Not if you're power.

But isn't the necro meta right now condition?

It is. I'm saying nobody will want you in their party if you're power.

Settle down it was a joke lmao

I hear the raid content is actually quite good.

Is it any different than running all Zerk and stacking a boss in the corner?

Vae is the shittiest thing to happen to this general.

Vae is going to be my wife!

You misspelled Jugg.

stop being a nerd and have fun

peachy panic

It's good. There's healer, support, and damage.

There are mechanics. You stack with your party but you can't just stack a boss in a corner and press 1.

>tfw when HOPE still has posted any good toons and cant beat raid wing 1 without using lfg for higher skill players

If you keep shitposting about me and I'll post logs of Raziel

You're a fucking pussy Vae, you wouldn't do that.

I just started playing this game and I won't lie I really like the graphics style, very comfy

Here's a nice screenshot I took, I love the charr areas. What do you guys think of my first character btw?

feelio when no burz husband to make cubs with

Don't test me user. I wont fucken hesitate.

Zoom in a bit we can't see your face.

This is me. I checked out the total make-over tool faces and I liked it a lot more than the standard so I decided to get it right away

Ssss... Oooh....
Your character's facelooks horrid, but hey man at least its original right?

He's spooky.

-water muffled fart echoes in the distance-

GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME

He looks nice. Just because he doesn't look like a sparklefaggot despite being white means he's unique and decent kys fagcuck

Meet you in uninstanced Canton. Post pics when you get there.

*faint fart noises in the background*

youtube.com/watch?v=M9gX-ssNAt8

He's white with red eyes and red highlights, and is in dire need of visiting a groomer and a dermatologist, let alone that grody mouth. Get real, the only way it could be worse is if it was femcharr.

Yeah he's probably an albino or something dumbass

>tfw no femcharr wife

>2:43 - 3:13

/gw2g/ really is a fart general

I like traps, user.

Now post yours.

>patch delayed another 2 weeks

god fucking dammit

*farts*

*rattata sniffs*

*cums and farts*

-farts in effie's wide open mouth-

keggin you cuck STOP