Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

Ock in me Icky edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>Kill me please

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/xUdBuWvj

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It needs no explanation.

WAIFUS

Is it a good idea to put the security and cargo departments right next to each other

REPOSTING THIS SINCE THE OTHER THREAD DIED BECAUSE I'M MAD AS FUCK AND I WANT MY VOICE TO BE HEARD

>Get up to 13 sucks and get horror form
>Close to getting rapid regeneration for extra horror fun
>Make that my final goal before finally hitting the fun button
>Most of the station is dark, perfect time to do so
>Decide to get my last genome in the bar in public, feeling extra balls
>Get chloraled and put in a locker by some random vox
>Try to turn into a horror
> Doesn't work while knocked the fuck out
>Die to chloral overdose
>Try to regenerate
>See ((Due to a BYOND bug, it is not possible to come out of regenerative statis if you are not on a turf (walls, floors...)))
>Get dragged around in a locker for a bit
>Get taken out the locker for a second, hit regenerate
>Regen when they put me back in the locker
>No regen verb
>Relog as directed by someone in dedchat
>Regenerate, but still dead somehow
>Try to regen again when the cyborg takes me out and drags me around outside the locker
>See ((Due to a BYOND bug, it is not possible to come out of regenerative statis if you are not on a turf (walls, floors...))) while on a floor tile

I was so close god damn it
Haven't seen a horror form ever since the monkey men change
Was this locker bug always around? I've never seen this before.
ALSO REMOVE LING IT FUCKING SUCKS TO BE ONE AND IT SUCKS DEALING WITH THEM

>You will never force your way into an AI's core, kiss it and command it to love you

i was the captain that bought the ling. I was half expecting the locker to have a chicken or a dead non ling in it. If the body didnt regen i wouldnt have taken it. If the body DID have a pulse after dying i would have payed the full price to the vox

7th for Waifu not on I guess I actually have to play

Don't do it, it's not worth it.

Just go sit in the bar and wish they were there or write a collection poems for and about them in the library instead of actually playing.

Tell me about that annoying bug that you wish someone fixed
Then tell me which Stan Rogers song is the best and I'll try to fix it

ded?

free kingston

>Just go sit in the bar and wish they were there


Fuck. This is literally exactly what I do

Droppers just plain don't work to inject chems into people. When they did work, they'd go through hardsuits but since no one wanted to fix them they just made it stop working

Turnaround

>le powergaming borg squirting chloral in your eyes face

don't talk shit about my waifu

They do work, they can only eyesquirt though. Try it on someone without eye protection

They work though.
I use them to dose myself with anti tox while doing genetics sometimes.

Droppers aren't supposed to be used for injecting people you fucking faggot idiot

They work if you aim for the eyes you idiot

They likely still work through all gear, so you can still dropper chloral into someone and inject the real deal while they're cold dead on the ground

Chloral autoinjectors have surpassed it as a way of cheaply adding incapacitating chemicals to a target without access to R&D or CMO though

It was a legitimate FEACHAH that eyedrops targetting eyes injected chems instantly. The bug was that it ignored all eye protection.

>Spawn as SL on CM
>Go get geared up, Grab a charger rds and forward from cargo, the usual
>Briefing is a shitshow
>Eventually get planetside
>Go north of dropzone because were supposed to setup power
>Hunter tries to facerape me and fails
>Go down and get some of my squad
>Go setup power
>Theres only 3 of us, who knows where the other 6 are
>Aliens everywhere
>Eventually they rush us, A mature hunter dies in the process
>Call in an OB on myself as they are starting to nest me, Killing a drone and a mature spiter
>Survive it somehow
>Die because a runner drags me and pastes all my internal organs

...

Who is the best waifu and why is it Intigracy

Diethyl is such a qt!

Sandy Sand !

> !

who's up for epicmafia?
join the discord

Which discord?

A brave man once requested me, to answer questions that are key.

Is it to be or not to be

We'll understand it all in time.

epicmafia.com/game/5280359?password=9ad369bfe479f7465fc70aeb47f622bb8613b06c
password: spess

those are some sweet tats not gonna lie
clowns and mimes should be able to carve a mask onto their face with something sharp if they have it stolen by guards

See, you answered "a" question, and I'm sure it was a good question, but you didn't answer "the" question.

discordapp.com/invite/0yVGNrQ0hh5N4haG

four more people,

one more

>someone is a very shitty head of staff
>gets jobbanned

>someone is a very shitty silicon
>gets siliconbanned

>someone is a very shitty antag
>antagbans practically unheard of
Why do we have no quality control for the most important role of them all?

Antag Steakhouse
No rules just right

How 2 play mime?

Goals?

It's like clown, but no talking or honking.
Also walls. Good when being chased.

Help or oppose the clown.
Do creative emotes or something.
Use your walls to piss people off.
Simple things, really.

round two
epicmafia.com/game/5280416?password=9ad369bfe479f7465fc70aeb47f622bb8613b06c

>tfw senpai cares more about his laws than your love and won't murder people for separating you

Put down your walls in the most annoying place possible as much as possible.
HoP line, for example

>EpicMafia is an online expansion of the classic party game Mafia! It includes ~150 unique roles, thousands of table setups, the ability to play with a webcam, and much much more. Join Mafia competitions and win trophies and community respect! With over two million games played, this is simply the best place to battle wits with some of the smartest Mafia players!
Sounds gay as fuck

Come up with your missions to annoy people and emote them to fruition.

yeah well so am I____

it's online mafia, the rest of the shit is optional basically.

Celt stop having fun and go fix your shit

>witness a major crime
>make the HOS play charades to get your account of it instead of just writing the details on a piece of paper

>Tfw killing someone and the mime just watches
>Security never comes
Mimes are nice usually, I try not to kill them unless theyre a liability or they speak

one more

>playing 12 random
Yeah, no, fuck off, I'd rather play with /v/.

Sawbones is actually turning out to be a pretty good admin. What do you guys think about Zealotron so far? I think the headmins made the right decision about hiring him, and saw that he really did have potential, and the same can be said for many others written off as a 'simple shitter'.

Fuck off Sawbones

fuck off sawbones

fuck off sawbones

Fuck off sawbones

fuck off, Sawbones

samefag

Shut up, Wesley!

>2 posts within 30 seconds of each other
>Samefag

Sawbones you really are retarded

...

fuck off sawbones

fuck off sawbones

I can do it too

Fuck off kahayakiki

>you will never be important enough to have multiple people tell you to fuck off at the same time
;_;

Fuck off Sawbones

Make an admin application.
They're letting pretty much anyone in right now.

I'll rub shoulders with the bigwigs and get nekotoxin added

>right now
>for the last two years*
Doubly so if you can suck dick well.

github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/12460
I think this would be neat
Make examining a container only tell you the name of the reagent that has the most units
Up to you to figure out if it has anything else in it by looking at the color

Kill yourself.

I was planning on it, faggot

I want Reica to suck all of my blood!

So wait for a vampire round and let em.

I'm sure they'll appreciate the free upgrades.
Doesn't even have to be a vampire round really, medbay can always use more full bloodbags.

Working on a vox mining suit-

does anyone have the github for helmets? need the sprites for it.

But why

Reminds when I was killing the hop in his office one time when the journalist walked in. He took a picture and posted the story in the newscaster, but didn't scream for help or anything. I took the head and sec was looking for the killer but never even bothered me, should have read the news

Every playable race has clothing for the jobs they can spawn as. Some jobs don't have clothing made yet.

>be clown
>hack into Captain's quarters
>see grievous murder happening
>honk up to the table and just munch on the donuts
>killer looks at me
>honk!
>*shrug
>leaves

I agree, I also like Zealotron. I hope he becomes headmin one day!

No, Intigracy is to be the next headmin!

I am the next headmin.

Only if you ERP with me.

Alright but I only do cannibalism, snuff, and blood play.

I love blood play.

here, change my bloody diaper first.

PPPRRRRFFFFFTTTTTTT

Inti for collab WHEN

Go away SJ

sorry i was so slow at building the mommi

You should be you fucking trash.

Rate the following idea on a scale from yes to no.

As a Roboticist antag, try to debrain everyone on the station and make them into MOMMIs.

0/10
If you emag them all 10/10

I want Sandy Sand to sit on me!

they will all be unemagged.

Would be faster to use autist nanites.

I'm going to say no, on the account of the fact that it would probably be an unnecessarily long and boring round if this were to occur,

I want hurf durf to durf hurf

needs more purple