You can travel back in time 100+ years and tell any individual five words or less

>Adam
>dump dat bitch

Find Paul of tarsus and ask him, "Why do you persecute me?"

Thus making him think I'm Jesus and creating an infinite time loop where the past is influenced by the future, and the future already influenced by the past.

He should have gone for Lilith.

Napoleon.
"Don't trust the Hungarians ;)"

Spartacus.
Never trust pirates
Hannibal
Destroy rome before it recovers
Stalin
Your spies are right

DON'T INSTALL TRANSPORT TYCOON

hitler

cancel barbarossa dont gas kikes

Wilhelm II

Mind your own business

Hitler
Slow and steady, allie England

Archduke Ferdinand
Implement Greater Austria, avoid Bosnia

Hitler

Listen to your generals!

If Hitler was willing to listen to advise from anyone then he might have controlled the western hemisphere... but he was too retarded and arrogant.

Watch out for elephants
Some random smuck where there are no elephants

You can't do that.
If you could do that, then it would be in history books - that someone traveled from future to tell somebody something.

Nothing like that happened or seems to happen - but we already knew trough scientific method that time travel back was impossible.

You really think that If I traveled back in time for 10 seconds and told some random guy 5 words that itll be in the history books?
Also,
>Not possible
>Yet
Just sayin

Not possible ever tho my friend - only hypothesis that allows that is the theoretical worm holes.

Otherwise - impossible by any means to travel in past.

Space-time is one thing.

If you would go in past now and do something (hypothetically) it already happened in the actual past.

You can believe in time travel just like you can believe in God - it's irrelevant, your belief won't change anything - like making God exist.

Also if worm holes are real - they're predicted to be too small for a human to go trough them and they collapse before you could send anything trough them.

...

Hitler

Kill yourself, you racist bastard !

>Alexander
Write a will.
>Hitler
England is friend, play defense.
>Marcus Aurelius
Forget Sassanids, Holocaust the Germani!
>Boudecca
git gud
>Hannibal
Siege Rome, NOW!
>Stalin
Destroy Turk and Arab.
>Edward Grey
Pick up the damn phone!
>Kaiser Wilhelm II
Marry Emperors daughter in law.
>Gavrilo Princep
Tuberculosis cure, discovered by Archduke.
>Harald Hadrade
1066, everyman always with armor.
>Harold Godwinson
Camp Hill, ally with Vikingr.
>William the bastard
Don't save Harold from drowning.
>Pickett
Don't you dare charge them.
>Lincoln, send them back now.
>Blackbeard
You're not a lover.
>Cortez
Kill them all.
>Roland
Blow hard, blow strong.
>Charlemagne
Send Saxons to fight Muslims

Churchill.

Carpetbomb the commies.

Bug she wanted to be on top...that was HIS spot!

Would you mind explaining the Edward Grey one?

Hitler.

Don't invade Russia in winter.

Liu Bei
Don't drop baby on head

>Operation Barbarossa (German: Unternehmen Barbarossa) was the code name for Nazi Germany's World War II invasion of the Soviet Union, which began on 22 June 1941.

> 22 June 1941

> winter

can the retads leave please

Maurice Gamelin
don't rely on belgium

Andrew Jackson.

Your wife is a whore.

Harold Godwinson. Build new army. Plan ambush.

Abraham Lincoln:

Don't free them, kill them.

Caesar

Keep an eye on your brother xD

>Wilhelm II
listen to bismark you nigger

>Archduke ferdinand
don't forget your fucking vest

>Nixon
do NOT cover for them

>Hitler
new life awaits in America

>Truman
two is not enough

>caesar
leave for anatolia right now

Isabella I:

Keep Colombo on a SHORT leash!

Underrated post.

>Bismarck
Those Krupps are up to something...

Trajan

Make me Emperor.

2016, today
user
You are a faggot, dad.

Should have killed him imo.

What a drongo thing to say, you have no clue as to what you're talking . Please leave this board you fucking drongo.

adou pls

>Trumps dad before trump existed

"Dump dat there fuckin bitch"

>All your dads (assuming you have one out of the goodness of my heart.)

"Your kid will suck dick)

What makes you say that?

Muhammed.

Can you please not?

Hitler

Himmler is retarded.

George Washington

Check your privilege. Actually, I'd say that to all the founding fathers desu

Tbh not desu

Hitler

"Your mother was a Jew."

Myself

Do not fail university

haha ebin! ! !

Can I change mine to this?

Lol! Mmm Cheque please!

Shakespeare

memoirs, diaries, fucking anything

>mfw I'm writing an essay in the other tab and I click over to see this

It might have already happened. Just that it's only written as if someone had given them advice or they took it as their own idea. Yeah, we already know the outcome of events because we've seen it. Problem is, they can't. So they can't really say you're from the future unless you actually told them so. Only other way this happened is if you gave them technology that is beyond their time.

Also I'd tell Ferdinand to stay in tonight.

Abraham Lincoln
Don't go to the theatre

I mean this happens all the time. we all know how fucked up this paradox looks, but that only means it true.

Infinite loops out the ass. Fuuuuckkkk

Example: a young man is trying to invent a time machine, but can't figure out how. One day a paranoid elderly man approaches him and gives him an old, tattered notebook that contains the detailed schematics and blueprints for designing a fully functional time machine. The young man quickly makes a copy of every page and puts them in a brand new, identical notebook, before the old one falls apart. He spends 50 years of his life building the time machine, and towards the end he begins to notice sketchy government agents following him around and monitoring him. He decides to fake his own death by going back in time, taking the time machine plans in the notebook with him so the government will never find them. He travels 50 years into the past and gives his younger self the notebook for safekeeping.

Many-worlds theory - problem solved.

Jeeze, less than a hundred years since humans developed relativity, they have no ToE, don't know what the fuck dark matter is, and yet they think they know how time travel works with absolute certainty and tromp on anyone who dares question their view.

Where's Tom Baker when you need him?

I remember that one. Only it was a story of a woman who gave the watch to a young man who then married a woman and gave her the watch. The rest goes on.

right

This is called the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle

Genghis Khan

Keep going west you faggot!

i know its bait, but still.

nice one

Germanicus
Just rebel and become emperor.

Dong Zhuo
>kys

Justinian:
Socia persis babari vero veniunt.

>Robert E. Lee
Stop going north you fuck.

Donald Trump.
1990
Make America Great Again

>Pyrrhus
You can beat Lysimachus
(In Greek of course)

Epirus are the most fun faction to play in Rome II. Pyrrhus could have prolonged Hellenic domination of the mediterranean for a lot longer had he not pussied out in Macedon.

it is a hypothetical for the sake of fun you goof

Stalin:
Unite with the Germans

gay

He tried, it was Hitler that fucked everything up for himself.

In the long run they both wanted to destroy each other

Stalin would be stupid to appease the Germans any more than he did

Barbarossa: Wear a life jacket