Why do dumped cars offend Veeky Forums so bad?

Why do dumped cars offend Veeky Forums so bad?

So now they're called dumped? Probably since they belong in a dump since they're so useless.

Because typically outside of drifting scenes it doesn't make sense to do such a thing to your car especially when FWD cars have excessive camber since it literally makes no sense functionally.

It's also that making a "Show car" out of a higher performance car like bagging an M3/Supra/GTR/etc makes the performance part pointless and at that point you bagged it just as a status thing when you could have done it do any 3 series instead of taking away an M3 from someone who would actually use it.

Dumped like someone has taken a dump on the cars suspension?

Veeky Forums can't handle the idea of a car modified for aesthetics and not performance. They can't even handle when cars aren't manufactured just for performance. The other day someone was talking shit on LS400's because they have automatics and are long and heavy, which decreases performance.

>Veeky Forums about to drop some "knowledge" on people who like things they don't like

Cars that are so low they cannot navigate a corner at any speed and suffer damage to the body and suspension are not the work of enthusiasts.

jealousy tbqph

because of autism

that may be true, but why do you care so much? it's not your car. it's a civic

not everything has to make sense functionally. again, there are lots of cars out there, it's not a big deal what one guy does to his M3

this

>LS400's because they have automatics and are long and heavy, which decreases performance.

>talking shit about glorious floaty landbarges
this I can understand
>because of performance
this I cant

>taking away an M3 from someone who would actually use it

>taking away

I you want to stick your car on bags, drive to a car park then put the chassis on the floor then w/e, it's your life and money.

I take issue with driving around on contact patches the same size as bicycle wheels with everyone else, the same as I would have issues with someone who drove around with their front brakes disconnected. Just don't be dumb and invite more regulation.

Veeky Forums are benchracers who cant comprehend a car not for numbers

Because people who do that to their cars pretend to be enthusiasts but no real "car enthusiast" would make their car shittier on purpose just because they think it looks good. To a lesser extent, also because they're trend followers, the kind of people that post memes on facebook and wear snapbacks

>the kind of people that post memes on facebook

most of the people who hate on stance do nothing but regurgitate memes lel

even you

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I don't post memes on facebook tho. Anyway, I'm sure you know the kind of black twitter and 420 memes these fags post

who cares

its just as bad

most of you guys would be at home on Car Throttle

They have the visual appeal and practicality of a car that has had its wheels robbed and left up on bricks.

It doesn't bother me at all. I enjoy watching them lose ride comfort and destroying oil pans on pebbles. Real enthusiasts don't let spergs ruin their fun because they spent their McDonald's pay check on ebay coilovers for their 1.8l civic that has 250k on the clock.

Car enthusiasts don't like cars that handle like shit tho. That's kind of like saying "yeah I'm a real foodie, but I only like Kraft Dinner mac and cheese"

because you faggots have to drive slow as shit and hold us up in parking lots with speedbumps and take for fucking ever entering shopping centers.
>inb4 be patient i'm lowered
fuck you

You'll never reach Veeky Forums. They don't care about having a car that has solid performance in the mountains or at the track. They want a loud piece of shit that they can post on instagram.

>dumped

>notice me
>give me attention
>open headers on muh b16
>lol its not supposed to be a fast car bro!
These people are literally retarded. It's all about attention and has nothing to do with performance

I've never been held up by stanced cars unless I was at a meet, and stance is fairly popular in my area

So you live near a trailer park inhabited by mexicants?

>I've never been held up by stanced cars
>unless I was at a meet
>stance is fairly popular in my area
just die

maybe performance wasn't their goal

my car is pretty much pure function (not stanced) but I still think people should be able to do whatever they want with their car

I love the look on peoples faces as I hold them up going over speed bumps...

You just know that they are sad and pathetic people when something like that bothers them so much.

People shouldn't be allowed to eat human feces just because they can

I agree. They should be able to do whatever they want, and we should also be able to look at it from a logical stand point and say how dumb it is

/thread

See
It's about application and preference. Is it that crazy to think maybe these people own fast cars too? Or maybe they know that their car will never be fast, so they enjoy it in a different way? Is somebody with a track-prepped monster not a "true enthusiast" because they DD a Prius or a lowered luxury sedan?

>People shouldn't be allowed to
Fuck off statist scum

>they are the sad and pathetic ones
>my car is stanced
Kek

i would slash your tires if you purposely did this, what's some edgy swagfag gonna do blow your shitty vapor at me?

Because stancefags forgo performance for the sake of an aesthetic, even if the vehicle is a performance car that will no longer perform if stanced.

Veeky Forums seems overwhelmingly composed of people who strive for better performance and driving joy out of cars; not to turn them into giant rolling fedoras to represent a "lifestyle" and "scene" that is beyond reproach.

You can't like what I don't.

nope

I don't see what you're implying. my car isn't stanced if that's what you're saying.

who fucking cares if some guy eats their own shit. it has no effect on you. it's like helmet laws, some retard riding a liter bike down the interstate with no helmet doesn't even matter to anybody but the rider, it's personal freedom.

fair enough

Can we all just come to the conclusion stancefags do it for attention and the second someone tells em their car looks gay they just simply say "hurr durr youmad, you a hater bruh"

>purposefully modifies his car into a retarded, dysfunctional heap
>finds it funny when he holds up bottlenecks and wastes time for other people

Just your average stancefag, folks. "Fuck you, I'm the only one that matters and I don't care who I inconvenience with my bullshit."

>who fucking cares if some guy eats their own shit. it has no effect on you. it's like helmet laws, some retard riding a liter bike down the interstate with no helmet doesn't even matter to anybody but the rider, it's personal freedom.

I care cause I pay taxes. Most people are stupid as fuck and need to be protected from their own stupidity

i dont really car but im in this guys corner
when your ass halts up traffic trying to go over fucking train tracks or doge pot holes and or speed bumps you have a fucking problem imo

Glad to see I ruined your day and made you an upset little bitch.

>upset little bitch

Mkay.

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It all has to do with stancers' attitudes. It's easy to be annoyed by someone with an inflated sense of superiority

And yet they're trolling themselves by being forced to drive their piece of shit around

>Most people are stupid as fuck and need to be protected from their own stupidity
Elitism leads to statism. Is that really what you want?

If anything we have far too many stupid people and would be better off if they dispatched themselves from the gene pool without interference.

7.5 billion humans and counting.

>stop playing with toys in a different way than me

the haters are like 12

>they get triggered when you call them haters

insecure 12 year olds

>oh no I can't stance my civic anymore because it's dumb as fuck and dangerous, George Orwell was right!! this is 1984

But they're not toys, they're cars you stupid fucking fagget

>ost people are stupid as fuck and need to be protected from their own stupidity
Why do they need to be protected from their own stupidity? Why not let things run their course? When you shelter stupid people, you're just enabling them to do even stupider things on a grander scale.

>cars are srs bsns

kek

theyre nothing more than expensive toys

Not always though...

I have a friend with a chevy cruize. Blacked out, rims, stanced, and an aftermarket exhaust that sounds like a weed wacker. We tell him it looks kind of stupid but he doesn't care. He just says he likes it and that's all that matters. It's his car he can do whatever the fuck he wants to it.

People probably end up saying "you mad" because they're tired of explaining the shit to everyone

Because people here are literally convinced their $3,000 stock car with worn out factory parts on it are good and they want to fit in with everyone else and pretend to be purists.

tldr; they have shit taste

This is poor bait. Go back to redit, you need more practice

Is stance the numale answer to auto enthusiasm?

>its bait because I dont like it

pls user

cars are toys
youre a faggot if you take them seriously

It's fun to laugh at idiots

Awful

>being this childish
Stancefags in a nutshell

>implying I own anything stanced
You shouldn't try to "protect people from themselves." You shouldn't assume you know better than they do. Who are you to impart your will on them? It takes a special kind of arrogance to want to dictate the lives of others because you've convinced yourself that you're superior.

says the guy who gets mad over people playing with toys differently

>tries to act mature when he gets called out

haters the cringiest bunch

literally mad over nothing

Stanced cars present a safety hazard on the road. That's what he is getting at. You're taking a car that has had its structural integrity compromised and putting it on the road with other people. You have to be a complete dolt to not see his point.

>muh safety

meme based on assumption and not fact

>implying I'm that guy
No, more than one person thinks you're an immature idiot

and more than 1 person thinks you guys are retarded for getting mad over stance

>a car that has had its structural integrity compromised
What?

I don't think you know what structural integrity means
They're lowering their car, not cutting out the pillars.

Well his taste is shit and he's probably some poorfag piece of trash.

I like how my safety hazard makes you cry...

It makes me feel good.

Because stance is objectively shit?

>2014 chevy cruze

He's not poor. His family is pretty well off

Jesus christ man dumped and stance cars aren't even aesthetic. Get better taste faggot

Because they look like shit and are only liked by obnoxious vapelord swagfags.

Stancefags are attention enthusiasts though, and not actually car enthusiasts.

I'm not offended by them at all but I don't understand it. There's no utilitarian appeal and I think it looks awful.

>Drives to the edge of his driveway
>Jumps out and opens the trunk
>Pull out two wooden planks and place them in front of the car
>Gets in his car and drive on the planks to get on the road.
>Gets out
>Pick up the planks and put them back in the trunk.
>Drive off

Yeah fuck em!

>drives in rain
>dies
Don't worry, we will be rid of them soon

It's an issue with the drivers. Stancefags are insufferable retards both in their driving habits and outside their hellafucked shitboxes.

ahhh yes

another thread debating the culture around a style instead of it alone, or arguing over subjective taste

time well spent my cuck friends

>implying poorfags can't finance a $20,000 car for like 6 years

If his family is wealthy, why didn't they get him a less shit car?

Oh wait because they knew he'd ruin it with his shit taste in mods regardless

That is fucking ruined.

I don't think you understand what the word purist means. Anybody with half a brain dislikes shit-tier mods like stance.

> it's a civic

That autisim

I care because the non enthusiast will latch themselves onto automotive culture and show up at enthusiasts events or online discussions and generally make spectacles of themselves being assholes.

If its a legitimate subculture why are they so defensive about their bullshit and why is garnering attention at the expense of their automobile the primary focus.

Car culture is not about beating your shitbox ragged and who can blow the biggest vape cloud.

sauce on pic?

well he drives a cruze, so...

>what is reverse image search

t. Neckbeard

>ctrl+f
>"GS400guy"
>0 results

Color me surprised that faggot usually hops on these threads right away

Because it's silly.

Yeah, didn't work well. Just some random desktop thread on some shitty geocities site.

"no"

Fuck yourself Europoor

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I'm about to dump my 8th gen like a fat chick

That was my thread they were talking shit on.

anyone with taste would be offended by that, not just Veeky Forums

Because the owners are so stupid that is offensive

It's the car equivalent of sagging your jeans. Looks gay, fucks up your movement, and people who do it mistakenly think it looks cool to other people

What the fuck is the logic behind this fuckin scene if you're not doing it to look unique or aiming to make the car ride differently? Slamming a fuckin civic is just as ricey and stupid as slapping a bunch of plastic vents and a 2 foot high spoiler on it.

I care because I hate seeing good cars go to waste because the owner has shitastic taste.