/pgg/ - Pokemon Go General

1606 snorlax just ran away after one ball

So I was jacking off to pokemon porn in VR with my headset when I had the best idea. Wouldn't it be great if we could have VR for this so it would actually make the pokemon really feel like they are there IRL? instead of shitty AR phone camera trash. And you'd actually have to throw a legit pokeball how you would an actual ball and it would fly out accordingly. Hell all of this is already possible with VR except you'd be stuck in your room and can't roam around otuside.

Of course this means you'd have to somehow pack VR on the go which means one of those hilarious portable VR backpack PCs that they announced at E3. Also you will die when a car hits you, but small price to pay for my COMPLETE IMMERSION OF THIS SHIT GAME

Sauce on image?

get a very good spoofer and tape down the W key in the direction of that country

TIME

TO

CHOOSE

JUST DO IT

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REMINDER THIS IS THE COMPETENCY LEVEL OF NIANTIC.
THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE A POKEMON WITHOUT IT CRASHING PHONES.

EVERYBODY IS LAUGHING AT NIANTIC, BOTTERS ARE SHOWING THEM THEIR OWN INADEQUACIES.

>want to create new account
>gmail asks for my phone number
>even in ingonito mode
What do?

>exaggerating her features

Kek, insecure redautists

Why is she so fat?

Okay what do you want us to do about it

Not really, most of the fun is gang up against gyms with your friends, but that seems hollow when there is a fat loser just checking his pokemons to see when one of them comes back just to spoof himself to the gym to take him back.

Click the no thank you button. Gmail doesn't require your number, it only asks for it

Check how long a flight takes. Turn your game off for that long.

laugh at niantic and bot the Grimer away

artist is koitonic.tumblr.com/

>tfw got like 60 evolutions ready
>my gf wants me stay the same lvl as her because otherwise it wouldn't be fun
Welp, I guess the next thing I know, I cant improve myself. Feels weird to be beta

Making someone obese isn't art

quick question guys, dose the CP of a pokeon scale of your lv? e.g. higher lv better pokemon once captured??

Fuck that nigga. Evolve or you're going to be extremely behind as the weeks go by.

>arms aren't fat
>waist isn't fat
>face isn't fat

fine with me

Thanks.

so I used necro and got a level 20 character, but now whenever I try and log in it says 'gps not found' despite people next to me having the game running. It just hangs on the initial screen with a pokeball spinning in the middle, before the gyarados splash screen even comes up. This doesnt sound like any ban response anyone else has gotten. have i experienced a brand new type of ban?

Tap tap tap tap tap tap for a gym battle isn't good gameplay.

Wow, what a cunt, serves you right for being a faggot. Enjoy your no fun allowed

yup, you got that v2 ban, congrats on your upgrade

iv is separate.

you could have a 500 cp eevee that is 10% or a 10 cp eevee that is 100%

There isn't one. Could I just use a temporary email and use a PTC account?

yes

You don't dictate what is fun and what is not, user, some people are well adjusted persons who enjoy simple things.

You can try to justify what you do, but to be honest it seems kind of dumb.

That being said, I am leveling up an account for my brother and one for my girlfriend so who cares.

It's a new ban. Called the 'im too stupid ban'

so its just random and has nothing to do with lv?

What's up with the android scanner? Mine won't work.

If you really think gyms are fun then I feel sorry for you.

Will we get more clothing options?

Of course not.

...

cp is derived from the level of the pokemon. if it is 10 then the pokemon is level 1 and needs lots of candy to level up.

if the 500 cp eevee is level 20 then once that 100% 10 cp eevee levels up to 20 it will have something like 600 cp.

No, she isn't fat, but I checked the link
>all filled with "art" of fat girls

pros/cons of using a PTC account vs a google account for scanning?

interesting nothing showing up on google for the im too stupid ban, is it well documented? link pls?

Postin from last thread

Can someone explain gyms to me like I'm an idiot. I never tried until I had guys with high enough CP. I went to one once with it being owned by my team, and once when just one person had it from another team.

How do I put my own pokemon to a gym that already has my teams color owning it?
When I was battling I noticed a blue bar at the top filling up, what is it?
Can I choose which attack I'm using?
How do I get gold and things after I take a gym?

pls no bully

If you can't put your pokemon at a gym it means you're banned

>see nidoqueen down the street
>forgot that everyone leaves work at 5am because i work nights
>despawns before i get anywhere near it

sorry to sound like a retard but dose that mean all pokemon have a cap on their CP so a 10 CP eevee can reach the same CP as a 500CP eevee but will both cap out at the end at the same CP ?

No Snorlax but I got my first Dragonite

there is a cap but the iv determines that cp. higher iv -> higher cp cap

ausfags, porygon here for 10 minutes
52 Clyde Road, berwick

Ever heard of a search engine?

>check the first few pages of the tumblr
>nothing really jumps out as obese landwhales

I don't fucking get it. What's the standard for 'obese' and 'fat'? Am I just weird or am I being baited to hell and back?

I keep getting this message :(

>No usable PokeStops found in your area. Is your maximum distance too small?

The best part about working the night shift is showing up at your job during the day. It just feel like a new place.

banned

Santa Monica?

>spoofing
If the whole reason you can actually tolerate the game is to skip all of the game... Why even "play" it?

Haven't you seen that mobile game episode of south park?

Anyone here have a top percentage Dragonite they could show me? I just want to look at it and dream.

by top percentage I mean +2k

ok cheers mate, so lv doesn't affect anything ?

>What you need to know first is that there are two kinds of gyms: rival and friendly. Rival gyms belong to either of the other two teams that you don't belong to. Team Valor's rival gyms are marked in yellow (Instinct's) or blue (Mystic's), for reference.

this is the bullshit i keep finding. thanks anyway

Last time I set up an account on an Android phone, I just hit the home button and told the "pls to gib phone number" screen to fuck off.

Account still works. Google nag sometimes to try and get a phone number off me, but if they ain't managed to get the number off the phone, they ain't getting the number.

NYC

How do I know if I'm softbanned guys? I've been fucking around the Santa Monica Pier but I'm not sure that my location didn't jump over fucking continents.
I can't see any PokeStops or Pokemon, I can just walk on the overworld like a fucking ghost or some shit.

same probs on my Santa Monica bot

It happens to me too from time to time in Santa Monica and sometimes I also experience pic related though. People in the bot Discord report same thing happening to them from time to time. It seems to be a server issue.

Some guy reported you.

>tfw my 480 cp eevee evolves into jolteon

I know 480 isn't that high but it's still disappointing. Does the name trick only work once or something?

I feel bad for the dog but holy shit is this hilarious. How is it still alive?

how can they report him if they dont even know his user, fucktard

How are Americans still alive?

They matched him with the game logs.

>everyone leaves work at 5am
Who the fuck leaves for work at 5am? Normal jobs start at 8-9am.

>How do I put my own pokemon to a gym that already has my teams color owning it?
If the gym is full, you need to battle it in order to level it up to fit more pokémon in.

>When I was battling I noticed a blue bar at the top filling up, what is it?

Special move counter. Each block of the bar == 1 special move. Some moves are powerful and you nly get to let off two for a full bar, some are weaksauce and you can fire them off every 3 seconds.

>Can I choose which attack I'm using?
Tap = normal, hold = special, swipe = dodge. You may or may not need to stop tapping like a spastic on amphetamines for a second before starting a special move, or it won't register.

>How do I get gold and things after I take a gym?
Go to the shop. If you have any pokémon on gyms, the shield in the top right will have a number other than "0". Tap it once every 21 hours to claim coins.

Also learn how to google. All spoonfeeding teaches you is the shape of the spoon.

They die at the age of 35.

i meant ~5pm
i was stuck in traffic because people were leaving work

The standard for beings fat is being fat. Humans have been around long enough that you should be able to tell the ones with weight problems apart from the normal healthy ones. Fatty mcFat fat in the Op is clearly well over 200lbs

BAN WAVE INCOMING
GET FUCKED SPOOFERS AND BOTTERS
HAHAHA

Does anyone have a map where all pokestops are displayed?

The python scanner in the OP.

What's the best distance to set ?

Is the go desktop app faster than the other python scanner?

is there a proper way to stop necrobot so it logs out or just close the CLI?

Try using coords from here mondeca.com/index.php/en/any-place-en

It's lacking features compared to the python scanner. It's the same speed.

what features is it lacking?

I don't know why you guys don't understand that the no pokestops found message is a bug with the servers being unstable (or the bot, who really knows). It has nothing to do with your maximum distance or wrong coordinates.

Just had an idea...

In the games, you can turn time backwards or forward in order to get daily bonuses. In PoGo, we get bonuses for holding gyms, what if you could just abuse it with something like nox or bluestacks?

banned

Extremely retarded doesn't even describe you.
Does the concept of the serversided actually mean anything to you?
No wonder retards like you get massbanned in droves for dabbling with things that your puny little brain can't even comprehend.

Changed it to 5k and got it working.

Thanks

Just tweaked the conf a little

Later I will program a walking path with wtracks.appspot

>this assmad
Nigga I said it was an idea, not "OMG LETS DO THIS IT WILL WORK 100% DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDOO" faggot punk bitch

>getting massbanned
>ever

kek, I only got softbanned my very first time spoofing because nox had crashed on me.

You might be right.

>MAYBE IF WE TURN THE CLOCK BACK, IT WILL TURN THE SERVER'S CLOCK BACK
>he still tries to damage control

How long do bans usually last for? I'm not going to attempt anything if it's over 4 hours or so.