/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

EVOLUTION edition

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
teamfortress.tv/35062/comp-mm-can-break-tf2
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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New FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn

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>40% less self-damage taken from reflected projectiles.
>Reflected projectiles have their fuse times reset. (This includes stickybomb arm time)
>Health gains from extinguishing can overheal

DEGREASER:
>This weapon deploys 60% faster
>This weapon holsters 30% faster
>On extinguish: Gain a speed boost for several seconds
>Does not gain health for extinguishes
>-66% afterburn damage penalty
>+25% airblast cost

BACKBURNER:
>+100% crits from behind (90 degrees)
>+100% compression blast knockback from behind (180 degrees)
>+150% ammo used to airblast
>On extinguish: Returns 25 ammo
>Does not gain health from extinguishes

MANMELTER:
>+50% projectile speed
>Does not require ammo
>Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits (You gain your flamethrower's extinguish bonus from this)
>Reload: Consume a stored critical hit to gain a speed boost for several seconds.
>No random critical hits

AXTINGUISHER:
>100% critical hits against burning players
>On hit: Extinguishes burning enemies (You gain your flamethrower's extinguish bonus from this)
>On hit: Damages the enemy for their remaining afterburn damage
>-25% damage penalty
>33% slower attack speed
>-75% holster speed
>No random critical hits

HOMEWRECKER:
>+100% damage vs buildings
>+50% resistance to knockback while deployed
>Damage removes Sappers
>-25% damage vs players

POWERJACK:
>While deployed:
>15% faster move speed on wearer
>20% damage vulnerability on wearer
>On kill: Gain a speed boost for several seconds

SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT:
>On hit: Target is engulfed in flames
>While deployed: All afterburn damage is recovered as health
>-25% damage penalty

THIRD DEGREE:
>All players connected via Medigun beams are hit
>Damage dealt scales with enemy health
>(minimum damage of 33*)

>MasterNoob being an autist egomaniac on tf2center chat

Post Medics

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the soldier emblem on the closest silhouette ruins it

agreed

>that loadout
deserved tbqh desu

>Encouraging airblast

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Help me decide plz

Pretty sure I sold this hat though

its the first time i see someone triggered from seeing a spy with amby and DR
explain yourself

I like the third and fourth.

the small mask clipping hurts me on the inside

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>m'laday hat
>ugly ass mask
>retard shirt

It's so hard to decide, 2, 3 and 4 looks good.

>homewrecker with knockback resist
hhhnnnggg i cum

pyrovision isn't working, anyway to fix it? i tried to use a higher directx but that didn't do anything

what map are you using it on? not all maps have pyrovision versions

Missed opportunity, IMO. I would've loved a pyrovision version of some of the snow maps.

doesn't work on any i've tried. currently trying on 2fort.
it only changes the pickup items but not the map textures

Try it on Dustbowl/Badwater. Those were the maps it was made for.

tried those right now, still doesn't work. 2fort is supported too, says so on the wiki.

>2fort
user pls, what did you expect?

i kinda dont feel like to queueing with 20h pyros anymore
add me if you have good ping to eu servers and well stack
inb4 get out 800h gibus

for comp or casual ?

comp
why would anybody stack casual

>Only one dude has the item I need
>Also has no mobile authentication
Yeah thanks asshole.

s-sorry

What are you looking for?

>Play Demo
>Enemy team is 3 Scouts
>Having tons of trouble
>Pick Scout
>Demolish everyone up until last
>Engineer on last
>Go back to Demoman
>Still 2 Scouts
Why do these have to be the only classes I can play

verified game integrity and now it works, thanks anyways senpai

>Most common paint for the Polar Pullover is Australium Gold
Good job chucklefucks you've really really done it this time.

that will be $20

cause they are so bad they lose against randoms?
like when 6 shitty players stack they are still gonna play like 6 shitty randoms

>Considering buying an Unusual one with Sunbeams
>3 in existence
>$4000 list price
>The only guy selling is autistic
I guess I'm waiting until the keyless crates devalue the entire Unusual market.

- cheaters in the top 10
- potatoes matched with high ranks
- terrible abandon mechanics
- forced shit fov for no apparent reason
- forced viewmodels and graphics so people won't stop caring about skins


only bad players hate this update

you'll be paid in overwatch chests

>Objective time
>K+A/D
>Damage (+ damage done by heal targets for Medic)
You could make a calibration system based off of only these three things (in order of importance) yet Valve refused to do so.

LOL

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most people on here actually played tf2 before though which the pyros and spies that im always geting matched with most likely didnt

Hnnnnng
>tfw no heavy main bf

does my tf2gfu hate me

of course you annoying cunt
*kicks your butt*

oh

will clockwork and ster get back to TF2 again

will more youtubers and pro players leave TF2

will Valve focus on TF2 like the good old days

Do I smell a kicked butt?!
I lllove it!

probably not
maybe
no

my tf2gfu HATES me

i dont hate you user if that makes you feel better

does it look good? just finished my heavy

No
Yes
No
I've tried to stay positive about TF2 future but I just can't anymore, it's fucked. Doesn't mean that I won't have fun playing it though

>Doesn't mean that I won't have fun playing it though
More people should be like that. Everyone keeps complaining that tf2 is about to die when they should just be playing it as much as possible while they still can.
It may not be perfect at the moment, but you can still play the game and have fun.

So how does selling an item thats painted work? Do I just stack the price of the paint with that of the cosmetic?

the normal price plus half the paint's price

Simple enough, thanks

>tfw no heavy bf

all that needs to be said

>Trying to sell my Bolt Boy for 7 refined, no jewing just want to get rid of it
>mfw no one will take it

Is it just a shit hat or do these things take a long ass time?

>metal hats that's not the bunsen burner or the lamp pyro head
What do you think?

that dead of night is much better than the ugly sweater
good job

PSA: teamfortress.tv/35062/comp-mm-can-break-tf2

mfw i cr

Post casual mode stats

>Level 26
86 games
1004 kills
604 deaths
245,682 damage
3,262 healing
4113 support
1800 score

when angles deserve to di

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how does that even happen? dammit valve

Sorry for being an annoying cunt, but which one looks the best? i can dye the white part of the tie

Left

woops forgot fire

They don't play TF2 there, the dev team consists of Jill and the local janitor.

Right.

Middle

right one, definitely

left

im looking for a gondola meme someone posted here in past week or so

its VERY IMPORTANT

look for me

*hides*

Are you me?

so what's this "meet your match" thing about?

Middle

Read the update notes, retards.

>leave tf2 to me
fucking transgender fuck
why does valve hire incompetent people

what is wrong with him besides OMGHEISBRONY!!!! avatar?

not same beard

which one

>implying the fact that he is an adult male who watches a meme kids cartoon isn't bad enough

honestly he should have just changed his avatar when he started working for valve

i dont know
i remember very vaguely one posted here or on other Veeky Forums in the recent days
and i WNATN it

its been 6 years now
let go my dude
people enjoy things

located the pony fucker

NO HE CAN'T
IT'S FOR KIDS
IT'S BAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>fucking transgender fuck
im sure his gender has a lot to do with how he does his work

Oh shit, i'm pretty sure I played a casual matchmaking game with him, he played Engineer and just sort of spawncamped the enemy team.

I watch children's cartoons all the time. Usually with my nephew, though. He's a big fan of Paw Patrol.

>HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS I DONT
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I WILL JUDGE PEOPLE BY WHAT THEY LIKE
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO