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>Lewdposting
>Waifuposting
>Autistic femshep posting
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Sheploo Best Waifu
Miranda best wiffle
Jack best anything she fucking feels like.
Femshep Best Waifu
Seeing as how I have a split personality disorder, now, you understand I have to disagree.
Can we post Yvonnes?
Tali worst waifu
Was actually going to check to see if anyone's made a new thread and make one if no one else had.
I see Ossed stepped up to the plate.
I still dislike that haircut.
>i.imgur.com
jesus, I nearly died from an erotic overload, be careful with this stuff
That was me, not my split personality, so I have to agree. Also, we need to spread out our pics or we'll hit image limit.
>I still dislike that haircut.
It's a bun. It has the benefit of revealing things like the neck and cheeks, but it is a terrible hairdo indeed.
/meg/ do you think Felicia Day will grace us with her presence in the new Mass Effect? Her role in DA2 was severely under appreciated.
>erotic overload
Shit. Can't post reaction image. Have to think of image limit.
>Have to think of image limit.
there were only 5 posted, the limit is 250.... are you on drugs?
>Collectors Edition
I love buns, but that's a pretty shitty one.
The ratio of posts to image posts is terrible so far. If we go on at this rate, we'll reach image limit half way through the thread.
>multiple futa femsheps with a foot fetish
Welp, I tried.
Diju raik it?
>Felicia Day will grace us with her presence in the new Mass Effect
I'm good without it, thanks.
well good thing you posted an image then.
Too much volume, not a good enough shape. Better than Leiah's, though.
Can you honestly look at and say that with a straight face? Tsk tsk tsk.
>Welp, I tried.
My hand was forced
>Better than Leiah's, though.
Who? Princess Leia?
Yeah. Those buns were atrocious.
Requesting ideas for dinner.
Also, what did you think of thread theme?
Spaghetti Carbonara
Oh, PES 2017 trailer
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I thought Konami was only going to make Pachinko from now on?
Personally, I hate everything she has ever published/created/performed. Every. Single. Thing.
Alex, meg is not for a wholesome lady like you, I told you a hundred times.
Haven't had carbonara since before my health problem. Done.
Wow, harsh! She was pretty nice in New Vegas. I didn't even know it was her, until much after I finished the game.
That's a cute Tali. I like the reflective irises.
Who is the face model? Reminds me of Marie Avgeropoulos.
No idea who Alex is but you can call me whatever you want, love
Even her sex tape?
It's a joke. Alex is an ex of mine.
>Felicia Day
You mean shitty and ugly Karen Gillian?
>Even her sex tape?
I need a source to form an opinion.
Well ... never thought of her like that, but since you put it that way.
I don't.
Can't do it, meg. Heading to bed.
Guess I'll have to start bumping.
I found a hilarious Twitter account today. It's basically /pol/'s stereotypical version of Jews. To the T. Every single tweet is about the demographic in the US, and how the evil whitey will eventually cease to exist. Even posted pictures of interracial couples (obviously with a black man).
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>Every single tweet is about the demographic in the US, and how the evil whitey will eventually cease to exist
This is true though. The percentage of the native, white population in Western countries is steadily decreasing year after year.
If only FemShep looked anything like this in the games. I really don't understand how they managed to fuck up her ingame model that much, it's not even slightly similar to any of the artwork.
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What is this, and why did you post it?
It wasn't so much that is was decreasing, he advocated the decrease. I still don't know if it was satirical or not. He also commented and retweeted every tweet made by Hillary.
>He also commented and retweeted every tweet made by Hillary
Creepy. I didn't know there were actual real life people who liked Hillary.
I guess it's supposed to be Jack? Or someone from Auschwitz. One or the other.
>someone from Auschwitz.
I wonder if she was on the soccer team or part of the band?
come on man, what's the adress? I desperately need a laugh right now.
Looks like a punk girl from the -80s or -90s.
His name's Hershal Lieberman. Or Herschal, maybe.
>(((Herschel Lieberman)))
Yeah, just a /pol/ parody account who's using pictures of an actual rabbi Ephraim Mirvis
once I've met a russian girl, she was a former junkie who looked like jack(ME2 jack) minus tattoos
Thought so. It was too perfect.
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Qt femquars?
I prefer qute human women.
what about BT sults ?
Why did you have to leave her childless, bioware!
your're mom best wiffle
so you can make love to her without putting your friend in an astronaut suit
>Not wanting to breed Miranda
Mate...
YES WE CAN
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So I want to replay the Mass Effect trilogy, but change it up a bit. I've got the trilogy on the Xbox, but it's scattered all over the place.
If I wanted to get the complete package on PS3, what should I go for the Trilogy Collection or buying each separately? The trilogy is the only real, fair price, but I don't think it comes with any DLC, and those are still crazy expensive. I could spring for each game separately, ME2 has an ultimate edition that's not priced too badly, but 3 lacks the same bundle. What should I do /meg/?
Lewd.
>I've got the trilogy on the Xbox, but it's scattered all over the place.
You mean three physical copies?
I'd go with the trilogy pack. What does the ME2 Ultimate Edition contain?
Goodness, MEG.
Have you seen the new Star Trek, yet? I really liked it. I didn't like the new Star Wars, so getting a sci-fi movie I DID enjoy was nice.
Not yet, no. Need to re-watch the other 2 rebooted Star Trek movies first anyway.
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tfw no real woman will be close
I've got ME digitally on my Xbox 360 and thus my Xbox One. I would have to hunt for ME2, possibly even buy a new disk. I have ME3 with me, physical. The only thing is my 360 disk reader is wonky, and my disks may not be in the best of condition due to multiple moves. But I do have all the DLC for everything except 3, never bought Citadel or Omega.
The PS3 Ultimate Edition of ME2 contains ALL the DLC, including the pre release stuff like Terminus Armour and Recon Hood, which is also available standalone via an 8 USD dlc bundle. I don't know why but I'm really wanting to try ME on the PS3.
femshep a CUTE
not true
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Last post before bed. Good night, MEG.
night
sleeeeeeeeep
Good morning.
good morning OCD
Off to work, user. Have a good day.
bah
y-you too
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surrenda hughmon
HROJ HROJ HROJ HROJ
hejemonie STRONK
Will the new game allow me to go full retard Great Crusade on galaxy full of xenos filth?
likely not
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Whoever made that should kill herself.
>x_name_was_probably_taken_already_x
STRONK!
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rip
>quarian chick enjoying how the waves flow over her body.
>She stretches and rolls around in the shallows, the sun warming her skin.
>Helmet display flashes, time to get back in the suit.
>Dons the suit, feels it tighten around her.
>There's an itch between her buttcheeks.
>Sand in various places.
>Then notices a tingling all over her body. A tingling that quickly turns into pain.
>Sunburn lotion fills her suit, each step she takes makes an audible squelch.
I imagine quarians' suits can fill or partially fill themselves with several kinds of helpful fluid, I wonder though if they have any particular means of expunging tiny objects or small irritants such as grains of sand beyond flushing with liquid.
never thought about it
you're waifu greets each new day as a new fresh adventure?
what a retard
Looks like an obnoxious