/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>He was the first person to say that

IF I SELL

FOXHEN ENTERPRISES LTD. FOR ALL 111 CRATES FOR 2,222,000 DOLLARS, WHAT TRANSPORTATION WILL I GET?

A.) KEK PLANES
B.) REALLY BIG KEK BOAT
C.) KEKING TRUCKS

>can't say c u c k anymore

KEK

Anything is better than cuck planes.

Planes are truly the worst way to deliver crates.

Only cucks can't say cuck.

>Get in the plane
>It's a Titan
>Don't fly too high faggot
>Trying to keep a giant slow and fragile plane from hitting 200 ft tall palm trees, while also not getting cops
>Somehow police can detect the huge fucking cargo plane when it's high in the air, but can't detect it when it's 50 feet off the ground

Yeah fuck that.

>POP IN POWER LINE TOWERS

R O F L< THANKS FOR YOUR 6 HOUR SERVICE

>tfw you have an in with the general's draw fag and they hook you up with some fresh OC

Titan runs aren't so bad when it's not that faggot "fly low" shit.

I've thankfully only had one of those, and half the drops were over the fucking Vinewood hills so I was constantly flying over dips and getting the cops alerted. The worst part was I had spent all my money on crates and when I said "Fuck this" and went to bribe them I realized I couldn't afford it so I just had to deal with it and make the sale.

>tfw you don't have an in with the general's draw fag but you still get some OC

then why did they spell paradise wrong?

ever head of "noice"

It's every time for me.

Every time I get planes it's a fucking Titan, and I'm not allowed to fly over 100 feet or something. It never fails. I pray to god every time that it's Trucks or boat.

lmao this guy cant spell paradaise top kek x^O

no, im not autistic to say "noice"

Is this just a ruse?

Boat > Titan > Trucks with m8s >>>>>>>>>>> Trucks alone >>> Cubans alone imo

I'll take one vehicle and one trip over 3 trucks and 3 trips anyday. 99% of the time I'm making the sale alone so I always pray for Tug or Titan.

then why isn't it spelled paradoise?

Stop trying to damage control

doing another piracy prevention remoted in to my home computer.

okay

You are wrong.

Boat>Trucks>Alone Trucks>Literally any planes

oh shit i think he might be coming

I am literally defenseless I can't control my character like this.

looks like you're in the spectrum

Tuesday is finally here.
All Stunning Cunts cars are out.
5 more stunt races as well.

Ever wondered why your car spawns at the fucking dock when you exit the warehouse?

You are teleported when entering a warehouse to a small area in the industrial dock area with all the containers.

Why? Fuck knows

>Dune is Pegasus

Why did I expect anything else

Actually you are wrong and I was correct.

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>Building interiors are a seperate entity and can be located far from the building(s) they represent
Wow, is this your first GTA or something?

Post em

>Volatus and Nimbus on sale

Fug my bank is gonna hurt this week. With no 6th property I guess it doesn't matter though

>30% off the jet and heli
If I didn't have skidbucks this would piss me off

>or something

Here comes this cuck

>Dune can be used in ordinary off-road races

Never occurred to me until I saw it.

bright orange is best yellow

>not the soft top version

>Being this triggered
And here comes this kid.

>Dune can come in last place in off road races because of dirt bikes

Ftfy

excuse me? i am 32 YEARS OF AGE AND YOU WILL NOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

TALK TO ME THAT WAY ----- EVER!!!!!

it's nicer looks-wise but it kills me that it isn't a functional convertible

Why? R* has been doing sale events every week for like 3 months now. You were a moron if you bought 2 useless vehicles at sticker price

Well yeah, I figured that would be an obvious conclusion user. That it's even an option is what caught me off guard, is all.

>I just downloaded the drivers off the Nvidia website and ran express installation.
are you insane? the days of
>amd makes shitty drivers and will burn down your house
>nvidia makes perfect drivers, just install the latest one
are long gone. always go look at the geforce forums and on reddit for the thread about the latest driver. look through them going backwards till you find one that is not full of complaints. install that driver.
also, never use express installation. only install the actual drivers and only the ones you really need.

just drove pretty much the length of the storm drain up to where it connects to the train tunnel and the cops didn't lose sight of me once.

nice fucking broken bullshit game.

>are you insane? the days of
>amd makes shitty drivers
>are long gone.
Riiight.

GTV IV PC mutiplayer is empty.

I came too late

i put stickies on my friends car as a joke and forgot about it, 15 min later I was all the way accross the map turned the radio on and heard a boom and got two stars.

Rockstar, where are my stunt maps in free roam plz?

>An eight year old craptastic console port is dead
Whoa, who would have thought?

Fixed my problem
It's actually a PC bug.

Fucking Rockstar are incompetent.

I once lobbed a canister of tear gas into a friend's truck and ten minutes later, we pulled up to an ammu-nation where the clerk shot me dead as I opened the door.

Why can't I ever join a server with people?
No matter what I do I'm in an open lobby but I'm the only person in it
Even if I go to "find a new session" the same thing happens

holy shit you are lucky, I want that problem.

>that webm
things that never ever happen

/GTAG/ hunting a shitter they have decided to kill?

But yeah. The game still have to load in&out of garages, which is super annoying. And those slow as fuck cut-scenes entering houses.

>/GTAG/ hunting a shitter they have decided to kill?
>implying they would ever use those cars

the whole trailer is things that will never happen.

how do i make money pls help u nerds

Some of the new races are pretty good. Chiliad and H200 are terrible tho. Clipping issues are not a feature, Rockstar.

I wish I were you so I didn't have to spend 15 minutes session-hopping to be by myself so I could autistically move crates for hours like a Chinaman without some faggot in a Hydra blowing it all up.

Suck a dick, charge 20 bucks

Only good race is the sports one.

If you're on PS4 set your MTU down around 900 and you'll get set alone every time.

Yeah, yeah. I know we would just stand on the ground with snipers, yelling memes after them.

But it looks like they just took whatever spawned infront of them in the webm.

>mfw everyone in the server gets salty af when I drive my Karuma

>he believes it
wow, just... wow...

>drive the not-armored kuru
>people still blow me up

>haha he believed it!!!

kys quick

Yeah, maybe try that on someone who doesn't own an AMD card, you retarded shill.

>9k bounty in the game
>Peep him on TV, he's just sitting in the street in an armored Kuruma
>Get in my own armored Kuruma
>Drive up to him
>He starts spraying my car but doesn't move
>Shoot him dead between the slits of armor and speed off with my money
>He quits the game

When shitters collide

>he responded

kys fast

>kys
update your memes
>he believes it
wow, just... wow...

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Fuck off.

>Fuck off.
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that no pickle pea

Is it still possible to glitch outfits from heists? Specifically looking at getting the Police outfit from the Prison Heist.

That was never one of the methods for getting the police outfit.

I've been told wrong then. Are there any methods that still work?

91th for I will

>makes a post like that and doesn't even know the name of the car he's apparently driving in

Yes
Are you retarded, of course it was and still is

>Yes
>Expects us to browse youtube for squeeker #20201 with a PS4 handicam mic

Then clearly you don't care enough to acquire it in the first place.

>fell for the Tug and Volatus memes

JUST

>not wanting a comfy drive through the ocean in the game's slowest vehicle

it's like you hate fun

The Dune isn't worth it, is it?

Idk but the vapid is GOAT

I am sexually attracted to the BF400.