Your little two seater has to go...

Hello darkness, my old friend

okay, goodbye

>I can't drive it

And that's my problem...how?

But I'm gay

Who are you? What are you doing in my home? You have 30 seconds to get out of my house, or I will shoot.

>I can't drive it
what she really means is that she doesn't want to learn and muscle dystrophy has left unable to step on a clutch.

Because it has that stupid third pedal and I can't put on makeup on the way to the salon!

My dad sold his perfect condition 1969 Chevelle SS for 7k back in '95 when my mom wanted a new Honda Civic.

He went to buy it back last year but it's been appraised for $55k being that it's a rare combination car.

10/10 female answer. Perfectly nonsensical and completely irrelevant to the actual question.

This, or buy it your damn self.

Who are you?