wish I lived in california, and drove a lowrider chevy impala with funk music playing and and a tattood asian girl who likes like picture related in the passenger seat...
but I am stuck living in shitty QLD Australia where there is nothing but bogans.
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>caring about 3d women
Not even once.
>apple for american citizenship
>or at the least get a student visa
>get job, save up
>move
?? am i missing something here
>funk
It's R&B oldies.
Saw a guy in a clean black six-fo riding shotgun with his girl that hair hair like girl on the right driving him.
Looked good too, I was jelly af.
Nah, funk is the ideal lowrider sound.
What if it was the girls car?
>that hair hair like girl
holy shit I'm retarded
I guess anything old really, blues and all.
I prefer oldies desu
delet this
>chevy impala
swap this with AU equivalent torana or an old holden V8 small block and car sluts will drive with you.
there are plenty of disgusting sluts covered in shitty tattoos in queensland. usually self help slogans on their tits so you cant even touch look at them naked without thinking about what a used goods piece of trash she is and losing your boner.
big tiddys and being a cunt in your land barge ?
just move to nsw
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>usually self help slogans on their tits so you cant even touch look at them naked without thinking about what a used goods piece of trash she is and losing your boner.
I know why the fuck do they get this shit tattooed on them?
I don't want the typical tattoo covered bogan slut though.
I want somethin more like a cool tattoo artist chick who likes cars and vinyl records or something like that...
Bogans try to into low brow art culture but they cant manage.
but user that IS low brow culture.
>cool tattoo artist chick
no these dont exist. unless you count a biker slut drug addict who's spread her legs for the whole gang in order to get a position as an "artist"
Congrats, you have shit taste you fucking hipster
these kind of people are so lower class they celebrate not being drug addicts. like it's not the normal state of affairs.
Queensland is a big place buddy. There are some parts where you can come across some really hot women.
> I'm just a party favor
Basically saying she'd get shit faced and passed around as a cum rag
You'll grow up one day OP.
Embrace the boag.
Shoot pigs, be happy.
Most bogan chicks don't even know what artist inked their skin.
There is a difference stop being so ignorant.
I don't think you know what low brow means in the context of art.
>asian girl like pic related
>implying we see asians in lowriders
>posts latina
There are literally lowrider shows in Japan that are just as big as the ones in America.
OP is a huge faggot
Why would you want any of that? And it's likely you could find a shitty hipster tattooed asian bitch where you live tbqh.
>wanting a tattooed chick
Normal
>like pic
Youre a Bogan.
>flowers
>portraits
>company logos
>not amerifat shit tier
OP is a nigger in denial.
>thinks brown is asian
>thinks people from the asian continent are not asian
>calling the spanish asian because at some point an ancestor was cucked by Genghis
Do you honestly believe thai and indians are not asian?
Actually you see mostly spics, some whites and some blacks, and a few asians that got tired of the tuner culture if they aren't a stancefag they are into cruisin' culture
"Low and slow baby" most low rider clubs here will let anyone show up and hang out with any car you bring though it's best to know someone in the club to vouch for you
And most of the women there are either tatted up sluts/dykes or past sluts trying to be wholesome moms and failing which can be entertaining
Every once in a blue moon you see a chick in jeans that built her car and gets annoyed when you ask if her boyfriend helped her build it, either she isn't bright enough to get you were asking more to find out if she's with someone than trying to say a woman can't built a car
Bitch if primates can use simple tools so can you
I forgot to mention the real reason to get into a lowrider club is for the cookouts/bbqs if you like hispanic food
There is always someones grandma or two that goes around making sure everyone is full if you don't come from a big family this is the closest feeling of being in one i have gotten without being at home
>caring about 3D cars
How's the bus system in your area?
That's one ugly look asian.
Looks almost like a teeanege boy.
It's not bogan if they have culture and actually are into things like art and music.
Don't respond to OP. Australians are well known shitposters.
>not being gay
>2016
>wanting to move to Commiefornia to live the chicano dream
Come on, you can do better.
Hows texas?
It's definitely worth learning how to bang sluts but don't throw your future away on it
Looks like a Mexican to me
Anywhere but Austin and you're good. And keep away from mexican cowboys.
Honestly you don't ever want to bang a bogan.
They are literal trash and one day you could be trying to do a business deal or something else important when a bogan you fucked would recognise you...
You could be with your girlfriends parents when a bogan you fucked just goes off their head...
Stay away from bogan people at all costs.
Don't shit where you eat
The planet isn't big enough to avoid them
Even if you fuck just one of them than move to thailand you will always run into them at a really fucking awkward time
That thing is nasty.
this. I dated a girl from a bogan family. she was not entirely bogan. helped her get into fine arts. but well, she was too mentally ill and fell for the feminism may mays. its not that they're cool or fashionable. they're just a collection of may mays with no soul underneath. just stay away from bogans. they're not even human.
>fine arts
>expecting them to not turn into a hipster feminist
wtf senpai
>It's not bogan if they have culture and actually are into things like art and music
"Their not bogans if their hipsters" Fuck off m8
What the fuck mate...
"fine arts" is just how pseudo-intellectuals convince themselves they're intelligent
100% of anyone with a lowrider is mexican in california and no, asian girls don't look like mexicans.
>straya posting
Did I make a wrong turn and end up at /b/?
>wants to be a trashy mexican
what the actual fuck user?
coping virgin
>Bogans try to into low brow art culture but they cant manage
The emperor isn't wearing anything, lad.
It's always been trashy, always will be. Your average "arty" girl with tattoos also has daddy issues and rides the cock carousel.
You sound like a pretentious cunt.
>I wished I lived in California
L M A O
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You sound judgemental and ignorant which is worse.
Yes and no, There are a lot of people like that however many intellectuals genuinely like fine art...
It's just that art students like to pretend they know things...
It's why I dropped out of fine art and did graphic design.