How can you even drive a car in Australia

Piss off, nospider.

Lel le Reddit memes!

ahahaha simply epic xddd

How can you even drive a car in America if it's full of bears?

Don't worry about driving.
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/redback-bites-sydney-mans-penis-in-portaloo/news-story/b4c79df788f8a7b3bef83602e50d69d2

Can't even have a shit without getting ya dick bitten by a venomous spider.

This thread makes me glad I get very cold winters. Those fucking things would die off where I live

>implying he didn't let it happen just so he could jizz redback venom afterwards

You need a webm of several bears congesting a road for your point to be valid.

Lol how do I shot web

They're just little, easy to care for animals even at their biggest. They're cute.

I hope it breaks out of its box and bites your penis

the fedora meme isnt funny anymore

moose and deer user. those things are like brick walls on the road.

wasnt really ever funny to begin with

Spider thread, then?

Aussies are pussies. I forget what board it was on but one of them came to Dallas for vacation and there was a little tornado and he was freaking the fuck out and saying American are insane for living through that and he's never coming back. Some of the guys were like lol the Dallas tornado earlier? That was a small one m8

Same as anywhere else in the world, really.
They just throw the likelihood of spiders into the evening weather so we can plan our day. Kind of like precipitation except with more legs.

>living under a rock in my front yard
>tfw no qt critters
>have not even seen a hedgehog or weta in years

Pozzing neg holes would be next level.

Dawwww it's like a lil multi-legged puppy.

the spiders aren't the issue

the issue is getting thrown in jail for daring to do 61 in a 60 zone

The chances of coming across a venomous animal in city centers and most suburbs is pretty shit anywhere. I actively have to go out and look for rattlesnakes and spiders. Most I'd encounter at home were bark scorpions and widows, but you'd be a bitch to be afraid of those.

Imagine shooting a flamethrower and killing all the spiders.

WHAT THE FUCK

>mfw I ride a motorcycle in Australia

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Veeky Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

Yes, for those who are part of the problem

thats not the worst of it
youtu.be/7_HAFsPooR4

Only an australian could shitpost this well.

That's what he gets for listening to Triple J

If I remember correctly it was a Pole from /int/ who created this pasta

New D.A.T. OP copypasta.

Probably a kiwifag.
See how he makes a big deal about delicious pavlova