Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

Meme Heroes edition.

>What's new?

us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20164442/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-july-12-2016-7-12-2016

Gul'dan, Auriel and a bunch of new skins:
youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0

>Where do I find you faggots?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into Ranked. It's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en
General News: heroesnexus.com
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

Previous Thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=npX7CS_y4r4
en.inkei.net/Illidan_Stormrage!Malfurion_Stormrage
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Malfurion_Stormrage!Tyrande_Whisperwind
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Illidan_Stormrage!Tyrande_Whisperwind
eu.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/auriel/#?skin=demonicAuriel
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

delet this, someone make another thread

just bothered cause he went for cheap shots instead of trying to counter anything i say

after all; he could be sleeper OP like Medivh and i'd love for someone to provide a case for Gul'dan but until then it feels like his pros are massively outweighed by his cons

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

I hope Harth Stonebrew makes it just to see the meme haters rage.

DELETE THIS

>1 point away from promotion game
>Lose the next match

Why do I keep playing this game

Are we dead or am I in the wrong general?

Not dead, just a shit OP by someone trying to force a meme.

My entire life story with this game.

>Lightknight perma banned from hots
youtube.com/watch?v=npX7CS_y4r4

Press F to pay respects

literally who?

uh
k?

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Who? also
>gets permabanned
>"lel game is ded anyways I knew it"
who is this manchild?

>Lightknight
>Respect

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C U T E
U
T
E

holy shit this is some high grade autism

how do we fix this piece of shit?

Impossible.
Give up on him.

He's confirmed to be next one to get talents rework. Along with Valla and probably Hammer.

S o u r c e

i won a game with a butcher on my team yesterday. it was pretty neat.

en.inkei.net/Illidan_Stormrage!Malfurion_Stormrage

Hmmm.

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Malfurion_Stormrage!Tyrande_Whisperwind

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Illidan_Stormrage!Tyrande_Whisperwind

Illidan never stood a chance.

Anyone ever eat their own jizz and Jack their dick off and finger their ass and poop and pee on themselves and suck big fat nigger cocks and stroke their tiny feminine penis until they jizz on their hand and the floor and you have to lick it clean and mix it with the nigger jizz in your mouth

user plz.

revert the duration nerf to lamb of the slaughter and make it 4 seconds again

make furnace blast reduce enemy healing for 3 seconds or so after they're hit

make victuals baseline

remove the slow fade from his q


done

>go support
>enemy team tries his hardest to kill me
>they cant
>they ignore the rest of my team
>MEGA KILL!
>rinse and repeat

>It's a Chromie takes slowing sands and bye bye and does less damage than Rexxar episode.

F

DEAD COMPETITIVE GAME

Are we really using this as a general?

Please feel free to make a new general, this feel just bad.

what's wrong with it
like the only thing i can object to is that the OP doesn't use official art/fanart but other than that there's no issue

Didn't he get banned from twitch as well?

>WoW art team

>killl meeeeee

>Battlefield of Eternity
>pick Tyrande
>teammates pick Gul'dan and Chromie
>enemy team Geyman and Throlol
>play really well, land all stuns, cancel ETC moshes etc
>our Diablo goes 1v4
>Melee Chrome wtf
>Melee Gul'dan because he's forced to
>dies instantly

Frustrating game.

If I was banning, I would ban Gul'dan and Chromie/Valla every game, because letting your teammates pick them is an instant disadvantage.

/blog
r8 n like + sub

Lol you think that's bad? Take a look at the other races' children

>they banned a bunch of my accounts
>they don't want me to play hots anymore - but that's just what i suspect

>"dota2 is superior to hots"
>still pulls a tantrum about him not being able to play the inferior game anymore

average retarded, silenced ragekid

Is Azmodan a bad pick now? Played with one the last 4 games and every time people complained.

i guess im not playing tonight

You need to restart the client when that happens

i restarted. losing hope. considering playing wow. pls help

had a similar game my first match with guldan. chromie and a bunch of other niche (aka leach) characters that were no help against the OP express. too much mobility and playmaking for "please kill me" comps like that.

>now
he's a terrible top 3 pick like most of the roster but it's not like anyone knows how to draft anyway. complainers are just garbage people who need someone to blame.

Who Demonic Auriel here ?

eu.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/auriel/#?skin=demonicAuriel

Lu Bu skin when?

Why did they darken her skin?

why they change her visor

Presumably because the artists who are responsible for making the characters thought the model we now have was their favorite and the best fit for an easily recognizable hero. Like it or not, racial coding is a really easy way to make a (human) character stand out.

That's the Master skin's visor.

mb I never even looked at her master skin

but it looks like they changed other things too: white morales doesn't have teeth and her forehead looks a bit different.

>dat tooth gap tho

Guldan and Master Skin Guldan have a relatively huge offset of face textures. If you swap them back an forth you can see his face in the master skin is a little to his left and his upper lip doesn't align with his front teeth anymore.

SWIFTWING

"You give wing family bad name!"

c'mon guys!

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fucking adorable

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AS IT SHOULD BE.

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People at work would call me a faggot for drawing a cute faerie dragon waifu at my desk while I'm supposed to be working.

Maybe another time user.

>tfw faeriefu is gonna be nerfed
;_;

>runs and guns close to you
>pops his D
>sprays n prays you and finishes you off with his grenade

heh.....dont stand in front of that end, kid

I've created a more decent version of this thread

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Why would we need a second thread?

Some people hated this one

Also, this is most dead than ever

What exactly is the problem with this one?

It's also always this dead

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>it's another "falstad gusts their frontline on our backline" episode
._.

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>game dying
>the community playing the game is 99% cancer
>just accelerating the death

I didn't have Kerrigan on my radar before her buffs, how much did they take away from her?

they basically nerfed her whole new build. they also had nerfed her Q build already. also back to being a squishy

>play abathur
>your team gets pushed on all lanes
>while not even doing the objective
>already 2 levels down by the time enemy hits level 10
So when will they fix the matchmaking?

>Sgt Hammer
>Butcher
>Gazlowe

I'm getting real tired of Blizzard casually tossing out balance patches every couple weeks while also ignoring heroes for months and months and months.

>the solution to a dead thread is 2 deader threads

hammer is fine

maybe tune few talent choices a bit

i don't we've ever had a thread this slow before, i blame you, jwargod

>health back to pre-Gul'Dan
>damage from W and E nerfed again but still higher than pre-G'D
>AA-damage higher than pre-G'D
stun combo is still frightening, she will still deal a lot of damage but easier to kill again

great job blackening kel'thuzad's name by associating him with an entirely unnecessary repeat of NEVER EVER

seriously, why did you even need to make a new thread; it's bad form and is only going to die anyway

she'll still be better than before. she just has doesn't have much place. no reason to take her with those heroics. even with the shield and regen increases.

can add kerrigan to that. doubt they would give a shit about her without pro play on infernal shrines and she been doing worse then them in the tire fire leagues.

Blizzard confirmed a rework soon. Stop asking here, Blizzard.

i wonder if its real or he is just playing a character

6-4 in placement boys, Diamond 3. Leveling a new account is so much faster than grinding from low ranks. Highly recommended.

>he doesn't like the bresh meat jihadist
uhm?

They need to drop hammers price. Love playing with her, but not worth 7k

It's honestly the hero I hate facing the most, so I'm happy she's at 7k and not many people actually plays her

can someone break down the general mistakes players make at various levels of MMR?

no, but lucio can

Some mistakes you can't even try to help them

For example a Valla running into a 1 v 5

Go watch some of the WTF hots videos, and DON'T do any of the things that they do

That's a pretty good tip lol

this game is so dead it takes forever even to find an ai game

I've been talking with a friend about re-creating the duel between Arthas and Illidan in HotS

And we concluded that with the appropriate build Arthas would probably win again lol

What do you guys think?

We assumed the duel would take place at level 30 with all possible quests completed

We also know that this duel would be inexact because Arthas faced Illidan as a Deathknight and not as the Lich King

I would never insist on uploading entire-game replays, let alone Silver-2, to this site but I made so many Lili plays my last game game and I know how you all like panda-lasses. I want you all to be proud of how many near-deaths my members.

I literally had to type them to victory with my 200WPM though so if there is a way to turn off in-game chat I would wanna do that first.

Congratulations, 153204 healing is a really big amount

Memewing's emerald dream is the best heroic, deb8 me

>who would win a 1v1 between an offtank and a hero specifically designed to 1v1 people?
Mmmmmhhhh....