/hg/ 本田

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Hit a corolla. This is the driver. She had two doggos in the car.

Lewd camera man. I bet he drives a prelewd

Fuckin saved... I mean savage

>implying /hg/ doesn't stand for hot girls

Did you end up getting the Reds or the yellows?

A yellow. Replacing a blown one.

My fucking passenger front caliper is seized. Fuck.

You risk the claim now, you need to do that immediately within 48 hours. They honestly might tell you to fuck off

Source on that picture?

I can't find the original long video sorry m8

sexyandfunny/watch_video/3-friends-try-on-tight-yoga-pants_79286.html

youporn /watch/7794719/yoga-pants-lesbians-hot-playtime-will-melt-your-dick/

>what is google reverse image search literally fucking integrated into the website i am browsing

Got a new caliper but the seized pins won't let me install it with the new pads. Gonna do what this video shows and pray it works. Glad I got a lot of sleep...

youtu.be/U11H8Xi_7RE

Thankfully when I replaced my calipers like a year ago it was only rusted and not seized. Everything was removed by hand tools.

Well that method snapped my bolt. Better off finding new brackets but nobody carries them. Now I can't drive the car for work. Fuuuuuug

I used a pair of vice grips to get mine off but I sprayed the fuck out of it with pb blaster first and then I lubed everything with brake lube while I was pulling it off, eventually it broke free and was good even after I tracked it

I'll just order two new brackets. Fucking sucks though because rent is due and my mom ran out of unemployment checks.

>tfw she quits her job because she didn't like it anymore
>still couldn't find another job before the checks ran out

Now I'm fucked. Life is suffering.

>TFW there are people who NEVER service their brakes
>these people drive on public roads every day

What did you pay for this? And where did you buy it from?

Amazon for around $130. It's just one shock to replace a blown one.

Ah ok. I was wondering if you got it somewhere cheaper mayhaps. I'm looking at the same exact one but I need a set and that's almost 300 all said and done

Damn dude rough situation :(

I'll hopefully figure it out. Roommate has a lot of money saved but we wouldn't be in this situation if she would have just suck it up and kept working. I bought her that Corolla out of my pocket and she quit the job like a week later. Don't know if she's doing it on purpose but it's crazy.

>this is the mechanics fault
>they never bleed brakes
>if they do, charge a million dollars for service that is basically four screws, five minutes and a liter of oil

Hello HG, first time posting a photo of my Accord. At the moment I am focused on repairing/replacing old parts, not so much on looks. I have mentioned before about doing a manual swap, which I have begun, hopefully I can finish that soon.

Are you accord bro from diy?

No, unfortunately I am not. Did he also mention something about a manual swap? lol

You bought your female roommate a car? With your own money? And she quit her job after you bought it?
Please tell me this isn't as bad as it sounds.

No no no I bought my mom a car because the Jetta was fucked. She quit her job like a week after even though I was hoping she would pay me back at least a little bit.

Wew lad. I should have read the previous posts.
Thought you were going to start going on about your wife's son.
That's crazy though. You sound like a good son, I'd never buy my mom a car.

Pretty much had no choice. Her job was forty miles away and there was no way I was gonna take her to work when she has a 9 to 5 shift and I work 4 to almost midnight. Her and my best friend roommate share that car now since she's unemployed. I hope she can find a new job soon because I can't support both of us and my sister with pizza cash. I hate asking my buddy to pay more but I really have no choice.

That's mad niggerish man. Sounds like a shitty situation.
Where are you from?

Louisiana. She had some interviews but they didn't hire her. She originally quit to go back to school but that got nowhere.

How old are you? Are you going to school while doing the pizza shit? If not you're on the fasttrack to making that a career, and nobody here wants that for you shingu.

He's a fwd moron who should have gotten a miata

kek did her pants rip?

I literally don't understand why faggots like you think the only reason to own a car is to drive it fast.
It's cunts like yourself that think like that, and end up Paul Walker tribute-ing themselves into oblivion because you can't actually drive for shit.

27. Believe it or not I'm doing better now than I was in 2013. NEET for years until I got a job in summer 2013 then we got evicted for a bit but moved to here from Mississippi with the help of my roommate. Don't plan on working there forever but no kids or anything so it's good for me. It only sucks because I keep having to help my mom out. If she can get her shit straightened out I can focus on me and my goals. Who knows when that will happen though.

I'm just happy I'm not still at Family Dollar and Shell for 60 hours a week anymore.

I thought you bought the corolla for your mom?

I worded that post wrong. Roommate is a guy and I bought the car for my unemployed Mon.

Yea I just read the previous posts but posted prior to that like a newfag

Lol miatas are shit and fucking slow unless you dump thousands into one. Mazda doesn't know how to make a good engine.

>thinks fwd can't be fast
Seriously?

I didn't say that. But that autist was implying there is something inherently wrong with fwd, and the only faggots that imply that, are people who only care about speed, which fwd/rwd obviously doesn't fucking matter when you're dd'ing a civic for delivery purposes, and you aren't going to be hitting the touge at 100+ and/or drifting your tires to pieces while dropping off pizzas.

Cruiser head/spotlight shining her booty. I spent wayyy too much time to time it correctly on my phone....on a jewbook video

> he doesn't hit the touge at 100+ and drifting his tires to pieces while dropping off pizzas.

what a pleb

Can I ask where your father is? You don't have to answer...

> tfw crazy street races can get a gf with a nice ass but i can't

I knew as I typed that that I would get this exact reponse.
Kek.

>having a father

Lol

But yeah he left before I was born and I had a stepdad. He's crazy as fuck though and is separated from my mom. Hence me being the man of the house technically.

I wish she could find a rich guy to marry so I could have muh freedoms. She's in that "independent woman who don't need no man" phase.

Not that but because you're a dumb nigger.
The civivc hit some random grill with a nice ass. The civic driver has a baby but she's probably some ugly Mexican desu

Sorry to hear that m8. Just keep ya head up and things will get better.

well i still can't get a gf with a nice ass

I'll make sure it will. My buddy/roommate has my back.

>tfw my girlfriend weighs 95lbs, has no tits whatsoever, and literally no ass.
She's pretty cute but God damn it's like I'm dating a pre-pubescent girl.
>which has its own perks, but she's really 25.
My ex wife on the other hand, weighed 130lbs, had large c cups, and an amazing ass.
Fuck life.

>tfw I'm a failed chad
>+50 tinder matches and new matches weekly
>zero dates
It's okay user we'll make it some day.

Dude check out "Happn"
Not to shill but it's pretty amazing.
Any bitch with the happn app that comes within 2 miles of you pops up on your screen, so it's super easy to find women close to you.
I downloaded it two months ago and I found two dozen qt3.14s that apparently I pass every single day, even went on a couple dates.
It's a lot less hassle than tinder, the app finds the bitches for you.

That bitch is your ex for a reason don't reminisce on Bullshit

>tfw happy with the single life

Just me and muh hatch.

Sounds like your roommate is the realist nigga alive bro. I've known my best friend since 3rd grade and we're about to go into the same program at our college. He's not really of a car guy but he has a 6th gen civic. (I've got a 5th gen). It surprised me when he went on vacationed and said he missed his baby. I thought he was talking about his dogs but it was his civic lol. We go bowl and play basketball together and we got each others backs. Hell, we've had 2 jobs together. I might not be popular but having around 10 close friends is way better than having an acquaintance of 1,000 people.

>ex-wife
What happened breh?

I'll download it tonight and check it out.

Yeah we've been through some shit together since I met him in Mississippi In high school. He was stuck in a Hurricane Katrina FEMA cottage with his sister, bro in law, and like seven Chihuahuas. Both of us NEETs until he found a job at Family Dollar, got me a spot in a new store then we all moved to Louisiana.

Very true. Just hard to forget, together for a long time and have a daughter together.

Knew each other since age 12, started dating at 18, we had similar personalities at the time we started dating, but I grew up and stopped wanting to party all the time, all she wanted to do was party. Led to a lot of fighting, like at least once a day yelling matches, over just really stupid shit too.
Super long story short she got pregnant, we got married, we kept fighting because as we both got older our personalities deviated onto entirely different paths that were just not compatible. We divorced, pretty clean break, she didn't try to nail me to the wall.
Just sucks cause I loved the fuck out of her, still think about her all the time and in my dreams. She tells me she feels the same every now and then and we both grab coffee and talk about what might have been but know it cannot be.

OH yeah, shithead?
Prove FWD can compete

Another best friend is from my high school. He owns the corvette

What?

Sucks he's the only friend I kept from school. All the rest drifted off or went and had too many accidental kids. Another took off to Florida and turned into a stuck up cunt.

Just ignore Corey. Pure bait.

. I'll be honest
I just want attention and for people to chase off my fears of inadequacy and not being a true enthusiast

Don't give in to her head games, she wants to feel wanted and she knows you have a weak spot for her

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, calIed my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

Eh maybe, she's stupid good looking though, like, almost unbelievably so, she has no problems finding boyfriends and all that shit. She went celibate for a year after our divorce and always breaks up with her boyfriends because they aren't me.
I know all this because her mom and a mutual friend of ours always calls me to tell me she showed up crying at their place saying that she fucked everything up with me.

I don't know what to believe anymore tbqhwy fampie.

>thefeelsedition

I don't want it
I don't want it I could have a 4G Prelude Si
I don't want it I could have a Subaru Impreza Outback Sport
I don't want it I could have an NA Miata

Pretty comfy desu

Is this next level Corey posting?

Are there any things I should be concerned with an old 1st gen prelude with 4WS?
2slow carbureted 4 banger is the one that was offered to me for my merc.

Sister always wanted a honda as a 7 series BMW wasn't good enough for her because it wasn't cute, didn't have pop ups or a sunroof.

What

Found out last weekend I'm going to be a father, I have a 1994 Civic Coupe and my wife has a 1987 Sentra, we need to find a babby seat that will fit in my civic, any recommendations?

Finding parts for it, get a 3rd gen instead

That bad? I really need to get rid of this Benz I'm holding as it's too expensive for me to keep and my sis needed a car, a cheaper car than a 70's Benz. Trade choices were either a 316 BMW or the 1st gen Honda.

I agree with that user

It won't be as bad as a 70's benz, but finding parts for any old car can be a hassle and they will need parts replaced. All those choices are going to unreliable money pits.

If you get a first gen honda DO NOT buy an automatic, the first gen ones had a "Hondamatic" transmission that used gears on parallel bars, which are the biggest pain in the ass to work on or fix, I owned a 74 Civic and they are fantastic little cars but the auto trans is crap

Congratulations user!
Toys R Us, Target, and Walmart carries small baby seats. To make it fit, you have to move the front seat all the way up and if you're traveling with your wife, she has to sit in the back.

Shut the fuck up and get a civic

Who /brokeasfuck/ here? I'll have like $65 left after I return this brake caliper tool to VatoZone. Might take a sledgehammer to my slide pins and see if I can at least get them out instead of waiting for the new caliper brackets. Sucks that such a small problem would stop me from driving it.

$7 planned expenditures for today
$45 in singles in my wallet
$120 in my other wallet
$1,6### in my bank
Feels good tbqh with you fambulance

>$1,6###
*$1,6##

I haven't been this broke in a while. Mom literally said she had no money for rent two days before it was due. Also had two bills auto pay this morning so my account went negative until I made my deposit.

I was not prepared. I wouldn't have bought all that stuff for my car if I knew this was bomb was gonna be dropped on me.

Can someone fill me in on what the numbers on pictures in the collage mean? 5/17, 4/17, 3/17 etc
Thanks!

That's the date they expire on. Exact year after they were added.