Senran Kagura General /skg/ #835

>Somehow my post gets in the OP
Th-thanks?
It embarrasses her when people see her stuff

I'm jelly

DON'T LET MINORI ON THE INTERNET! SHE'S CAUSING NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!

Imagine SK, but with no playable females (except Daidouji with no tits and a man jaw), even worse AI, and reducing the controls to a single button (no light/heavy attacks, you just mash one button).

But that's a smug baby

I'm gonna make you wet the bed.

KILL ME

No wonder why it flopped.

She's a grown woman and can do what she wants.

There is light and heavy attacks although not a proper combo system to link them together

user, she can't even do basic things like open child-resistant lids or make it to the toilet.

Minori pees herself?

Ehhhhh?
I guess I was saving images so quick I didn't bother reading tags

She used to have white/blue striped undies like Katsuragi.

the only parts that she's grown in are her chest and thighs.

You need to keep track of your dokkans

Lies and slander. She can do lots of adult things like make sweets and play hide and seek!

I did, she seduced me

I'm gathering every dokkan I can see.

Those are the activities of a 5 year old.

>tfw dating Minori would get you instantly labeled as a pedophile
>she'd be constantly doing stupid shit like trying to play with small children on playgrounds or throwing temper tantrums in the supermarket

Cuddling in bed with Mirai!
Snuggling next to her and feeling her warm body heat!
Petting her head affectionately!
Letting her take the lead and take things at her own pace if she wants to have sex so she doesn't feel overwhelmed or pressured!
Cradling her in your arms while she falls asleep!

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>Minori brings her playmates back home
>sweating profusely watching for cop cars.jpg

BEEP BEEP STOP FUCKING POSTING

HOW?!

I hope Murasaki kills herself

With her miniskirt.

I hope Murasaki kills you user

Why would you do that?

How much did you spend just to make this post?

She can't because I'm not real

sitting on my dick and squirming

look at the filename user
he's just a fag who saved the pic

She will one day. Don't worry.

Saki is a nice shy and lovely woman!

IT'S THE TRUTH!

>It embarrasses her when people see her stuff
Is that why you posted it on a public forum?

Yes. I'm a bully.

The crudely made Bebe was likely twenty bucks tops plus the cost of the bullets.

She's a manipulative shut in that hates being around people and doesn't even try to get along with them. She should just die

why does your gf draw girls from titty ninjas
is she a landwhale
is she by any chance a lesbian

>why does your gf draw girls from titty ninjas
because she likes the games

>is she a landwhale
No, I told her to gain some weight because she got too thin, actually

>is she by any chance a lesbian
No, that'd be weird.

>because she likes the games
why

>No, I told her to gain some weight because she got too thin, actually
why

>No, that'd be weird.
no shit

I want to be Imu's friend.

Then Minori took off her underwear and put his pee pee inside where I pee~! He squirted white goo in me and he made funny faces!

>why
Because she likes games about cute girls and cute tits I guess. Why don't you ask her?

>why
Because thick.

>I told her to gain some weight because she got too thin

That explains why she drew Haruka. You're a stupid thickfag.

>Because she likes games about cute girls and cute tits I guess.
sounds like a lezbo

>Why don't you ask her?
do you see her here

>Because thick.
and this prompted the haruka drawing i guess

Yeah, her favorite is Ryouna anyway.

>sounds like a lezbo
Yeah, and you sound like a fag.

>Yeah, her favorite is Ryouna anyway.
This is her way of subtly telling you to practice S&M with you user.

Oh, we do. Master isn't dominate enough.

Friendly reminder that the Haruka Buttslut story is complete!
pastebin.com/2PNdgCSG

>subtly

Oh jesus

Me too, in fact she's my wife!

raping senrans

you'll anger their boyfriends though

...

senrans raping you

youtu.be/IUmC2Fk7TUU?t=36m38s

Mirai deserves a lot of comfort after being frightened by Haruka! Listen to her cute voice!

fuck yeah

Raping Asuka! Penetrating her deep until all the strength in her muscles are gone!

Enjoying light femdom with senrans!

I want Naraku to sit on my face and mock me for enjoying being bullied by a woman over a foot shorter than me.

Cuddling Senrans!

I want Miyabi to cuff and blindfold me and then kiss me passionately!

Reminder that the majority of these girls are underage and that you are a filthy fucking pedophile if you are attracted to them.

16 is legal. I'm going to fuck Minnow AND Mirai and have it be 100% legal!

literally fapping to shiki as I type this

Having a drink with Fuga!

Sup

You're right! Mirai has the voice of an angel!

I can't comfort her after getting scared by Haruka though because I'm afraid of Haruka too.

No way Mirai is a mature sexy lady

Shut up hansen

I promise I can make her happy and be a loving husband.

This is worrisome! Alert Chris Hanson about pic related!

That's strange, me too. I guess theres more than one

DELETE THIS

A PERVERTED FAT PIG SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING A PURE MAIDENS LIKE THAT

mirai is not a fat pig

>knew a girl in college who was actually really short, flat as a board, and had gorgeous long black hair
>hung out with her but never dated her because I was oblivious and busy with studies
>she contacted me recently (which is years later now) about meeting up to catch up
>sends me a pic of herself
>she's horribly ugly now, fat, and looks absolutely nothing like she did when I last saw her
>dropped out of college to work at Walmart
>tfw my chance at an IRL Mirai was destroyed by goddamn Walmart

I just don't even understand. I feel like a bad person for calling her ugly, but goddamnit she's fat and balding now, and it's only been 3 years.

Why would you even 3dpd in the first place?

Wal mart didn't do that to her, it was her own poor life choices minus the balding

paizuri

Stress is what usually causes balding. So you could say that her life choices caused her a lot of stress, which caused her to start balding.

I was foolish enough to believe that I could give my 2D preferences a physical form.

It makes me feel better if I believe Walmart did it. The bulk of people who work at Walmart are scary as hell, and I still can't figure out why.

Walmart crushes a person's soul with all the bullshit the employees have to deal with.

So this is what happens to Mirai in timelines where she doesn't receive love and attention she needs? How depressing.

I'd take care of that fat cat.

Nurse it out of obesity before it's dead.

>Mirai has to work at Walmart to pay the hobo cave bills
>she's ground to the bone due to long hours of shitty work that has low pay
>only food place open at the odd hours of the night when she finishes work is McDonald's
>ends up gaining weight between McD's and having to stand around in Walmart
>zero time to care for herself because any free time she has she's using to sleep

So this is what despair feels like.

But she looks so cute all fat like that.

I want to die