/wfg/ - Warframe General

the fissures update is fun.

blasphemy. begone heathen

I SHAN'T

opening lockers is fun

hey /wfg/ I have a secret to tell you:

my Warframe is strang

My warframe is Nice, fr

I get an orgasm where there is 4+ lockers and I have to ram my face into the lockers and mash X then watch as all the loot pops out. I practically jizz my pants.

>lockers use computer systems to lock/unlock
>they are the smallest form of the proxy army
>you forcing them open is
>ROBOTIC RAPE

The fissures update essentially reverts the fissure missions back into regular Void Key missions, but with more enemy and tile variety, which was the initial purpose of blowing up the Void in the first place. With the Ducat price rebalance, even that seems to be better.
>burn 2-3 relilcs to get enough Traces to charge another relic to at least Flawless to burn for a decent chance at a 45 Ducat item.
>get 3 items (unless you got Forma) worth 45-100 Ducats, if you get lucky with extra uncommons.
Its not really any more or less "fun" than before, but that's only because I'm sitting on a stockpile of over a thousand keys. Not really sure how this all affects new players and relic farming.

>Tenno log 2016 #3
>something weird happened today
>I think Nezha is unto my plan
>he is purposely trying to avoid showing off his ass to me
>today I told him to pick up my hood which I intently dropped in such a way for him to display his ample back assets while doing so
>instead he used one of his spears to lift it to chest level and he handed it to me
>my hood is now charred and pierced
>Ordis (I know you are reading this you are literally saving it in your memory) you fuck you opened your mouth behind me back didn't you
>alas you cannot stop me
>Nezha will get impregnated and you can do nothing to stop it
>I simply have to hasten some steps
>note to self:buy a new hood and lube
>End of log

>Using X as an interact key

What a fucking pleb

I use Y on my keyboard.

reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/4uv7iv/top_5_must_have_warframes/

lol

>2016
>not using B as the use button
LOL
OLO
LOL

>B
>not F, and rebinding weapon switch to tab and q

good luck moving right, reloading, and/or using your abilities

posting today's sortie

Nope. Using an imprint will give you a 50% chance of getting what's in that imprint, full stop.
You have to buy used imprints from other players or use ones on your older cats.

I actually have no problem with it at all. My abilities are all done with my scrollwheel and MMB to use. Alt-fire is on V, and gear wheel on Z. Tab to change weapons, Q to equip >melee.

>All missions in Galleon Tilesets
>survival with lesser energy pools
>sabotage 2.0 with less effective elememetal damage
>Interception with halved hp pools with enemies in the 100s

Looks like this will be leaving me GrinEared

I use the V key

add me to the clan.
IGN Hidden_driver

You sought and you found
Relentless indeed
Keep one of the statues
As proof of your deed

>Lith Sabotage
>Mission sleek'd, can't finish it
>Waiting for host to leave so Host migration can reset the mission.

AFK is great.

Tennogoy new stuff when

I want that volt skin

I want them with plat, not money
It's pretty unfair consoles buy with plat.

your """""operator""""

holy shit, this thread is dead.

>memebeam lens from sortie
well shit

>YES FRAME
>FROGBUTT
>CHOO CHOO

What recent tennogen stuff made it to console? Did any of the stuff that came from steam workshop make it?

Fuck you, DE, stop throwing me in some fuck who's doing the regular mission on a node that has an alert/sortie on it. I fucking selected the sortie mission. Happens on at least one of the sorties 50% of the time this whole season.

>Fixed Relics not being consumed for Clients who disconnect on the Fissure reward selection screen
NOOO

>Pubbing sorties

Thats your 1st problem

take that

>he doesnt play endgame

The real endgame is trying to get pubs to play the objective

is LOR endgame?

yes but not very fun or long

>People not playing all Frogbutt

FOOLISH.

WoW is unironically more difficult than warframe

even Minecraft is harder. especially if you play on a hardcore pvp survival server(which is the best way to play it imo twobh)

Okay, so?

this game is literally club penguin for autists

stop shilling other games, this is a warframe thread we enjoy warframes here.

So what?

Yes, and?

>finish sortie survival
>it doesn't count
>don't get any focus nor items
??????????

Did you know that applying and ranking up mods is technically optional?

warframe can be as hard as you like it to be, mate. see

is Burston Prime good?

Get the syndicate mod, max that fire rate, and it can be quite fun.

Is it true you get more EXP if you leech?

Did you stay dead for more than 1minute, waiting for them to get to the exit? If you did, no prize for you.

I was alive all the time, got to exit as well. No message about no internet connection.
Has happened once before, too.

>syndicate mod
>in one of the 2 syndicates that I don't get exp for
well fuck me

trade it for other junk, idiot

Oh so you can trade it? Well how much is worth?

15p, might be more due to standing stealth nerf

>standing cap

What is the point of this? I just want my fucking Tirgis

there was a time when there was no cap long ago

Must have been nice, being able to get all the things you want in a somewhat timely manner

There was no cap, once.
People ground standing literally all day and saturated the market with Offerings. Then they had nothing left to do and stopped playing. And DE just cannot have that.

I like Hydroid

Well not that user, but its fun to use with the right mods.
Still will use V. Hek

>Standing stealth nerf
what the fuck happened?

I've been playing him since U19 p.2 dumbed down the entire game.

YELLOW POTATO ALERT

Define "right" mods, this is the only prime weapon I can make so far and I'm in dire need of something not-shit

golden dildo 40m

It's a good prime weapon if you're just getting into them.

>No plat
>Forced to interact with goy

FUCK SHIT FUCK SH

quick, log in and get it for me

IGN: thalx
PASS:BPnpcISmyBOYFRIEND

>my isn't capitalized by boyfriend is
You'll never get that fucker, that way.

can someone log in for me and get it?
i'm at work fuuuuu
ign DarkkillerX
pass lovetraps

>this is the only prime weapon I can make so far and I'm in dire need of something not-shit
Basically what said

You'll get to better weapons soon enough.
As long as you know how to mod, everything will be fine.

>at work
>will have a NovaP out of the oven by the weekend
>no potato BPs
I BET FATFUCK DID THIS

real?

alright then, thanks, last question, is it worth putting a potato in it?

deathsnacks.com/wf/

>is it worth putting a potato in it?

you dont ask that, any weapon that you plan to use to a certain degree requires a potato to be usable

a better question is, should I put forma in this in the future?

the answer is nooooope.

>implying i'll click your virus

Forma's seem far more common than potatoes though

stupid cat poster

>level 36-40 (LOCKED)

Potatoes have a bigger immediate effect and don't require grinding your weapon back to 30

well it all goes down to how easy is for you to buy/get a potato.

ye dude

Sure, but you only ever need to use one potato on a weapon, while you might need to use four or five forma to get it optimal.

>did today's sortie
>capped standing
>don't want to do syndicate missions

Welp, looks like I'm done for the day.

>don't want to do syndicate missions

duuude, you gotta see those numbers go up maaan, soo far out

>The discord is currently pathetic neckbeards roleplaying with the memebot
You can't make this shit up.

>discord

whats up with that, it's /wfg/: the audio version or something?