>the new Giulia gets presented literally by a blind (and seemingly autistic) man
BRAVO ITALIANS, MUH EQUALITY
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if you buy italian over german you are clinically retarded
And they say germans are the autistic ones.. lmao
Asher Johnson
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Noah Foster
Seriously? How fucking stupid can you be? And I mean you, OP, not Alfa.
Luke Torres
what, Mario?
Brandon Stewart
1 year ago.
>autistic and blind man
I kek'd because this isn't even bait.
As Italian, the only thing that triggers my autism is the whole classical and epic meme music typical of Alfa Romeo and Italian products...every fuckin time.
Wyatt Perez
>Americans don't know who Andrea Bocelli is
literally uncultured swines
Xavier Hughes
>As Italian, the only thing that triggers my autism is the whole classical and epic meme music
at least you admit you are autistic
Liam Green
Who isn't here, senpai?
Nicholas Clark
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No wonder ameriburgers can't grasp the italian concept of a car, they see car as literal appliances.
Jaxson Russell
Jayden Martinez
Alfa Romeo è Passione, cuore, istinto... PUNTO! Forza ALFA ROMEO!
Joshua Nelson
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Brayden Morris
shitalians jumped the shark this time
Jaxson Morris
>dat fucking passion
Jeremiah Wilson
the passion and soul argument is literally the most retarded shit there is
plastic and metal made just like everyone else in this world... and in most cases with alfa, made cutting corners to save costs resulting in shit products
"passion"
only idiots
Eli Myers
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this
Sebastian Jackson
HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS
We have the car configurator online:
- Quadrifoglio: carconfigurator.alfaromeo.com
Jayden Brown
Ayy lmao what the fuck did I do
Jonathan Foster
This, there's a difference between a car being excellent to drive due to feedback and whathaveyou, but muh soul and passhun is absolute horse shit
Gabriel Smith
oh look another FCA shill thread
FCA a shit
Easton Kelly
at least they shill with a PASSION
John Torres
ebin
>hurr durr le FCA = shit meem
Luke Parker
>another shill thread
>literally first post is mocking the product
Ignore the thread if you're su butthurt, no need to say that in every single Alfa Romeo thread.
Jason Harris
Cameron Martinez
>Those pathetic fucking tyres
Looks like shit.
First mod anybody should do is at least 1 step higher profile, if not 2 if they'll fit
Carter Martin
Are you niggering me?
Ian Murphy
Yes, please
Adam Jones
Why the fuck do you niggers keep posting side views thinking it's good?
It's literally a bangle-era 3 series.
Jeremiah Smith
10/10 user
literally the same car
:^)
Andrew Hernandez
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Bentley Powell
>both have 4 wheels
>4 doors
>shark fin antenna
Well done user, here's your prize.
Asher White
Or maybe is the actualization of the Alfa Romeo Alfetta?
Juan Cruz
And then...several years later...
>pic related
AYY LMAO
Gabriel Adams
>passion.jpg
Jonathan Butler
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Adrian Mitchell
why there is so much butthurt around Alfa Romeo on this board?
Owen Anderson
Some people can't handle the passion.
Nolan Morgan
Because GM fanboys still mad they still waiting for a new GNX.
Xavier Lewis
Neato
Jonathan Cook
Halogen
Vs.
Xenon HID
Carter Murphy
That is one good looking car, but I can't trust Alfa quality and reliability.
Benjamin Long
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Matthew Hughes
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Angel Sanchez
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Jacob Brown
>alfa breaks
IT'S A FEATURE BRAH, IT HAS CHARACTER BRAH
IT HAS PASSION BRAH
AND SOUL
PASSION AND SOUL, ALFAS HAVE PASSION AND SOUL!!
Austin Howard
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Just wait a year or two for early adopters feedbacks (in b4 consumer reports) and decide.
Tyler Gray
Jelly Ameriburger butthurt because can't fit in the standard car seats
Logan Myers
>Amerifat in Italian car
Chase Carter
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>German cars
Jack Adams
>all German cars are automatically VAG
Owen Gomez
When it comes to memes all Italian cars are equally unreliable.
Blake Johnson
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They know user, the fuckin know... ;)
Mason Diaz
ALL'ALBA VINCERO
Brandon Cruz
What's your passion, Veeky Forums?
Matthew Morgan
watching my gf exploring her sexuality with the refugees we decided to host in our flat in Berlin
Gavin Cox
today Giulia will be presented to the italian prime minister and some cars will be given to carabinieri
Leo Martin
>EU models
>rwd
>3 l V6
>manual
>2016
Already this makes me want one
Kayden Turner
>still spouting ebin maymays
Jaxon Ward
I still don't like the front bumper.
Joshua Sanders
>the next day
>he still mad
Carson Moore
In italy when you see an Alfa you can fucking bet the faggot who is driving it is a terrone.
The typical 20-35 years old terrone only drives mito/giulietta and VW golf just like gypsies only drive Mercedes and BMW.
Carter Johnson
>ritardato mentale spotted
Jace Richardson
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John Gutierrez
I want to be arrested just to ride in this bad girl
Henry Anderson
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Cameron Bennett
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Evan Anderson
You are just confirming what I wrote.
Terrone and carabiniere are used as synonymous here in Milan (not even joking).
Christopher Rodriguez
Anche io sono milanese e ti assicuro che i coglioni sono quelli che guidano vw Audi e bmw.
Arroganti e poi sono quelli che il sabato sera mettono l'auto in quinta fila e sui marciapiedi...oltre che targarle in Romania per non pagare il bollo.
Sulle mito ai rincoglioniti posso darti ragione, d'altronde per prendere la mito devi essere scemo in testa.
Chase Harris
Looks pretty cool, but I'd never buy one though. I would trust an Italian to wire a fuckin' potato-powered lightbulb.
Jose Miller
what the fuck is a terrone
and why is there so much Unordnung in Italian everyday's life
Anthony Allen
Have shit to do, I don't shitpost all day you know.
Jaxon Reed
Nel peggiore dei casi ne ho prese 2 su 3: mito e golf sempre in mano a mandarini del cazzo.
Il guidatore medio Audi in effetti non è molto meglio, la sua manovra preferita è stare a 5 metri dall'auto davanti e provocare incidenti in tangenziale.
A terrone is a subhuman that lives or comes from south of Italy.
Justin Hall
>it's another checca milanese pensa di essere meglio dei terroni episode
bisogna proprio essere italioti..
Luis Green
Africa, finita la pausa pranzo all'alba delle 18 anche oggi?
Nathan Perez
>Africa
Alpi, prego
Nathaniel Howard
Stfu niggers, or I'll call the Carabinieri™
>implying you don't want it to happen
Julian Cruz
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Bentley Lopez
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David Moore
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Jacob Ward
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Mason Flores
South of Italy meaning Sicily?
My family is from northern Italy and always wanted to know why I seem to naturally hate those grease balls. My entire fucking town is full of them.
Angel Williams
>MUH EQUALITY
I like how people act like this is new thing. Its been a thing since the early 90s
Aiden Jackson
>alfa
>good
Levi Ward
Usually everything south of Rome is considered terronia.
Naples and nearby cities are by far the worst part of terronia, it's inhabitants are hated even amongst terroni themselves.
Adrian Perry
wtf man
That "blind guy" is really well known in Europe. It's Andrea Bocelli.
Christopher Nelson
Ayy
Elijah Hughes
>tfw I can actually understand what is written
>It'll be a pleasure when the Vesuvius does its duty
Shame it's not always that easy.
Asher Gray
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Logan Wright
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Jayden Mitchell
Interesting. What's got the two parts of the country butthurt about each other?
>It'll be a pleasure when the Vesuvius does its duty
lol nice
Jeremiah Cooper
Yeah.
It's really similar in portuguese
>Será um prazer quando o Vesúvio fizer o seu dever
Jaxson Adams
South Italians are like niggers in Usa, they do nothing, they don't work, cry all day because of southern Italy inferior conditions, muh mafia everywhere (though they're ok with that and they're still voting the same mafious people) and so on.
Around Naples there's a FCA plant, Pomigliano D'Arco, and when the football national team plays suddenly every worker that day is home sick...and many more of these examples.
Fucking terroni, I hate them...