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>Previously on /dbt/
SUPER EUROMEET 29-31 JULY SLOVENIA
Be there or be a faggot

The americans are doing it too:
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First for SEM

how many crashes/ fatalities are expected this go around?

>just rode to the store
>lady next to me randomly honking at me and flipping me off

AND I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO BITCHES

I know where she lives now too.

Aww yiss shitbikes

all of them

what why

>tfw no shitbike

Why is the Bakuon anime being so soft on Ducati when the manga roasted them every five seconds?

Because ducati gives them money to make the anime

Can a 125cc dualsport reach 60mph reasonably?
street performance differences between 125, 200/250, 450, 650 dualsports?

you should rectify that problem m8

im already itching to ride again, i think im gonna go tear up the mountain service roads tomorrow

>tfw no desert

rockford.craigslist.org/mcd/5504412852.html

What is this. Never heard of

125 is illegal on freeways in the US for a reason

125 is trash for everything
250 is good for sustained 50-55mph without thrashing itself too bad.
350-450 is good for pretty much any roadways
650 bikes are usually old proven design tractors of engines and just go for years without a second glance

beyond trash, only good for chocking truck wheels if hobos are unavailable

Don't fall for it

daily reminder that honda a shit

Who knows? I switched into the right lane and she gassed it, only to immediately be stopped by a red light. Pulled up way past the line. Starts honking at me, flipping me off, etc.


I was having fun beeping back at her.

Pretty accurate, with some caveats. There are a a couple 650cc~ singles and parallel twins that lack pull at 80 though, so you're still wanting for passing power on some highways.

nice forced meme r-edditor

>rockford

Absolutely disgusting

Thank

Thank

I do not live in Illanoise. Extendo-range searching.

post it pls

My computer is being a fuccboi, heres a muted webm for now.

I'd rather be a cack-eyed awkward knob than you
For all your perfect teeth and hand jobs
I'd rather be the silently resentful weird one
Than the back-slapped, chest-poking, young gun
For every moment you've had of adolescent bliss
I've spent ten regretting everything I've missed
For every stroke, every goal, every glance and kiss
There were blows, failure, mockery and less
Yet I'd rather be me
You preening dumb tool
You vacuous, confident, ignorant, poor dumb tool
Who wants to be me? No one
You? They sell magazines with how-to guides
People shell out money, jog, get surgery but mainly just dream of the day
They will be more like you
Grass green, never greener, grows over the fence between us
Penis length I am sure is in your favour
Your penis, in fact, is the hero of the this and every other hour
And can access all orifice, stink box, blurter and growler
They didn't break the mould when they made you, mate
That mould was mass produced
Does it grate, that on every corner and every bar, there's you
You have never said one thing completely new
Not thought, one thought not thought before
You Cleo mag, Channel V as seen on TV bore
You school kids' idea of bliss
You teen idol
Package, Construct, Robot, Product, Lackey, Baggage
I'd would rather be me, despite my self-disappointment
I'd would rather be me, because of that disappointment
I'd would rather be me unknown, weak, bent and poor
I'd would rather be me with every mistake and flaw
I'd would rather be me because in the whole universe of us
In the galaxies of people, in the glowing incalculable nimbus
You provide the great system with naught
Whilst from afar, burning, lonely and nearly invisible
I, a star

I'm a hasbike, but I want a shitbike so bad after riding a nasty ass rental CRF

woah, he even has facepaint

what a megafaggot

Who /delinquent/ here?

I didn't eat any of the veggies my mum gave me today

/bad boy gang/

how much do you have to spend

rain for the next 7 days ( ._.)

Sidi ST's are on the way though.

Like, $1500. It needs to be primo shit.

That's a very nice bike.

I can't ride bikes that nice. I'm bound to drop it being retarded or lowside it doing waay too retarded speeds.

It does look pretty though.

That's the best pepe poem I have ever read

hahahahahahhahahahahha
what state
you might find a dr350 for that much

Daily reminder that Harley a best

I thought that was a ZX2R for a moment.

best fitting for cuckolded males

fuck cleaning the engine
shit is impossible

I don't want to fix my front brake but I want to ride.
Should I risk it?

ride backwards problem solved

Sure. No skin off my back.

You are not using enough pressure.
Adjust your pressure washer setting.

No one can make you fix anything if you're dead.

Alright, here is mad lady. I definitely shouldn't have tried to find her but it was so hard to resist.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jQHRRKB-eI&feature=youtu.be

>Bakuon
>i have never seen this show.
> ok, now i have finished watching the first episode this show is so stupid. omg. ... of course, i'm watching all of the episodes tonight now.

Maybe if you weigh zero pounds

>ducautists

Only 5 episodes out right now and the ova.

I love you, you beautiful alcoholic.

I don't really drink that much anymore. Waste of money and liver. Weekends only now.

I still love you

That was pretty funny at the end there.

it looks like you just started revving and honking at her for no reason.

Literally why.

You seem madder than her.

He passed by her in the left lane, then she sped up and passed by him just to hit the red light. She clearly had a problem with him before he revved her.

As soon as I changed lanes she accelerated, likely to stop me from getting in front. Then she encounters the red light and pulls way over the line in annoyance. I wasn't aware revving playfully was considered aggressive. I was playing around until I realized she was legitimately buttblasted.

Wow that doesn't look like anything on video, all it does it make me look like an asshat. Stupid wide fov.

>turbonig
Kek. You're alright, user.

are you the ducati friend?

...

there just isn't an issue until you made one.

You pull up, look her in the eye and rev your bike, then when she beeps her horn you start saying "what'd I do" when you are the one initiating it.

You need to learn to let go.

Remember that time R6 user fought gollum?

That guy actually posted here?

yes he was a right shitposter too

She was clearly agitated just by me going to pass her. I guess changing lanes and looking at someone counts as instigating. R6 user won that battle.

Is an old lady going to try to fight me? lol

No.

Reving at cars is a sign of intimidation you idiot.

I miss that guy. He got a bit of money from that video, I wonder what happened to him

>Is an old lady going to try to fight me? lol

Ya never, know. Be sure to post it on youtube if it happens though. For added luls run away before the cops show up and say "Snowcat, out!" right at the end of the video.

>omg. ... of course
>lil' dukey
>>>/reddit/

>Is an old lady going to try to fight me? lol
She could shoot you tbqh

Ah cool, guess mashing the accelerator as soon as you notice someone is going to pass you and glaring at them when they pull up next to you is completely innocent.

Impossible to please everyone it seems :)

I was planning to race her when the light turned green, thats why I revved. She clearly thought her car was faster.

Then I'll try to fuck with the electrical system on my hyper and break it three times and then blame the brand, just for good measure. Good idea user, I'll remember that.

Shoot me for what? Pulling up next to her? That would be the most well documented murder in history.

>follows you to remote area

I don't care what she was doing, when you rev at cars it's an intimidation tactic.

do you guys call cocaine "bag"? or is that a Virginia thing

>She was clearly agitated just by me going to pass her.

yeah that's what car drivers do, there's no reason to get butthurt over it, she might not fight you but she's in a big car and you're on a bike. If she's a crackhead and decides to ram you you're FUCKED and I'm sure you've seen videos of butthurt car drivers doing it before.

Just let go, no ego while riding, nothing to bruise and get butthurt over. You're dwelling so much on her just accelerating even now it makes no sense.

She was probably just hoping to catch the yellow light anyway which is making this shit even more bizarre to me.

chronologically you were actually staring at her first.

Then later you follow her into a car park and make some weird gay gesture at her.

I literally don't understand how you can see yourself on the righteous side of this because you just come off like an idiot to me.

A bag is a measurement of marijuana here.

this is some childish ass shit, user.

Kind of just call it cocaine
streets names make you look like a junkie

...

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I call it bag because I dont like admitting that "hey guys do you want to do some cocaine? some illegal cocaine?" it just sounds weird to me

>weird gay gesture

>waving is a weird gay gesture

lol


I know I can't please everyone, so if you want to get offended by a video go right ahead. Everything you say is right and I am wrong, you were totally there on the back of my bike and know everything that happened like you yourself experienced it, I could in no way shape or form have a better understanding of what happened than someone who was actually there.

Bye!

Good, maybe they shouldn't behave like fucktards.

cool thanks

>literally this mad

>because you just come off like an idiot to me.

Thank you for your opinion.

not bad at all, you dont need a gas indicator or speedo to be street legal in most states but honestly those 3 things can be fixed/replaced in a day. and if its a complete lemon and you're being lied too then you're only out a 1.000 bucks

>hey guys wanna do some coke?

Yeah. Sounds so weird man.

>self-righteous cum pocket is completely unrepentant and obviously getting off on the attention
okay, bye.

Mad that some dude on an imageboard thinks different than me? Nah, they're just not worth arguing with. Nothing I say will change their point of view and that's fine. You don't have to like everybody in this life.

Excellent observation!

llello/yayo

You should definitely seek help for that, user

fuck off spic

I'm not offended.

You're actually the only one who seems offended with all this weird passive aggressive posting.

I'm just trying to help you not rage at cars for no reason because this isn't helpful to your riding.

no I shouldnt, i'm a weekend warrior at best

>tfw I work for a government agency that shows up in cool movies but doesnt do cool stuff

Where exactly did I get off my bike and kick her mirror off/smash windows oui/slash tires? All I saw was some honking and revving and then disclosing the fact that I was recording due to washington being a two party consent state.


99% of the time I gas it and peace out away fromfucknuts, but today I had a camer and the situation was ideal. I'm sure you never do things you regret or know you shouldn't have, no siree.

Later nigs, off to eat some delicious food. Please invent some more things that are proven false by the video evidence :)

found a gorgeous road 10 minutes from where i live, almost no one on it

>implying roads exist

>no siree
how is it even possible to be this much of a faggot? fucking flyover states, i swear to god.

>implying i exist

Just did first real ride where I felt cozy on newbike with newpermit, how scenic am I?