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>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- europeanspeedsterassembly.com
- twitter.com
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
No politics allowed. Vote liberal strawpoll.me
>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- europeanspeedsterassembly.com
- twitter.com
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
first for cute speedbois
no one likes you squible
ESA looks more and more like GDQs. Should i submit something next year or nah?
>running at an event
fag
I'm up next :/
:D
>wild albino on couch
finally someone whiter than trihex
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
hey you weren't kidding about marathons being gay orgies fuzzyness is an instigator by the way
anyone else have the fantasy of being at ESA and meeting this cool guy that runs all the speedgames you run, has the same sense of humor, but you and he don't really fit in with anyone else and end up spending countless hours together, and people call you a fag and a loser at the marathon but it doesn't matter because you have a best friend and then one day in the hotel hall you kiss him but you kind of regret it because you're not a gay and you stop talking to him for a few days but you realize it doesn't matter that he's a guy and you apologize for being a jerk to him and he invites you to his hotel room to practice your run one night you tell him that you love him but then he lets his hair down and he's actually been a girl the whole time so you're actually not gay at all and you have sex with your best friend who is actually a hot tomboy?
soe reminds me of that haha
Guy in the middle is fucking beautiful.
>he wants to fuck girls
you tell your dad you're a breeder yet?
speedrunning is a gay sport you're not welcome
I need a list of speedcouples and singlebois
give me a stream
Jesus, ESA twitch chat is so fucking dead. That's embarrassing when even those neanderthals don't want to spam messages on your marathon.
twinks.tv/pyrizzler
depends on the run. During bloodborne there was at least 3 posts per second
feels bad ywn get a cute speedbf
Why is that man lying next to that little boy like that?
SINGLE WHEN??
>soe reminds me of that haha
are you saying you run mgr?
post you're stream
that's not the same guy running right? doesn't look nearly that big on the couch
is ESA really twink central?
that's pretty fucking gay, although not as bad as trannies at least.
Can you honestly name a speedtwink you wouldn't fuck?
uh all the euros are gay twinks hello?
it's an all you can eat buffet of cute nerds
creepy
he said they're "speedrunning"
id stick it in no homo
Good evening my fellow niggers, trannies, faggots, kikes, and everything in between!
I'd just like a minute of your time to introduce any of you unfamiliars to the best speedgirl, thanks for reading this post and agreeing with its contents.
wish me luck on my new speedgame
what if i'm a straight white male with an affinity for green frogs and cute redpilled anime girls
Then you aren't one of my fellows, but you still deserve to be informed of the absolute best speedgirl.
im still waiting for the list of speedtwinks......
eh goldphnx was cuter pre haircut
gross. he looks like adrian
This pastebin.com
just look at the trannies before they transitioned
are you saying headcrab is slutty enough to be 30 twinks?
thanks for posting this, i need to update my banlist.
Cultural marxism
why did you post my ban list
real talk laml is super cute
this is missing a few headcrab alts
why did you post my ban list
Real talk, it's time to stop posting, Headcrab.
100 dollars woo
real talk: stop White genocide
Mashing Triangle ResidentSleeper
you ever think that speedrunners' definition on what a glitch is needs some work
This category exists to show us a lot more cool glitches instead of breaking screen transitions to win near instantly. Don't get bitchy about it.
ARBITRARY
HOLY FUCK
I know it's edited but why would she take this fucking photo at all
>speedrunner using savestates
wow why won't he just load a save to the end of the game lol
This is no worse than a very normal Half Life run.
At least this makes more sense than the "glitchless" SGDQ Zelda run.
cultural judaism
it's not edited though
she usually looks pretty most of the time in pics. just some user screencapping a single frame from a vid.
>she
stfu fucktard
Really? She added grainy horror movie shit on purpose? I thought acknowledging how horrifying she looks was impossible for Cosmissa.
someone should tell her she has a lump in her throat! better go to the doctor to get that checked out
>she
the "pretending to defend soylentboy" meme was burned out months ago
Does Trihex use skin lightening products?
faggots OUT
>implying anyone in /srg/ is saying "she" unironically
...
i want to fuck you, 2hu
>reply to a Cosmo post and reach decision point
>option 1, get no free replies
>option 2, get many free replies
I'll show you free replies:
What do you mean? We love Squid!
fuck OFF squid
why did you type these posts out?
>the bot still is not removed
just finish it off
and for fags that meme reply
fucking stop already
could you please tone your language down
this is a family friendly speedrun thread
What does soylentboy mean?
he tried to warn us
What does this mean?
nothing, just a faggot forcing his shit meme
who is srg's cutest speedcouple?
twitter.com
...
>tfw when president trump sells america to russia in his biggest deal ever we'll all be too busy learning russian to tell croni Я cкaзaл вaм, тaк
reading twitter feeds of people like soe make me realise I'm too old for this shit
i hope they're a real couple so all the beta orbiters off themselves
epic
faggots
that ari faggot dyed his hair like cosmo?? loooolll
>Pyatters left his house for ESA dressed like this
What the fuck is wrong with Europe?
...
Just look at and Europe is a continent of full 100% degeneracy.
Imagine some guy from the internet showing up to an event and everyone knows how he talked about his baby penis and is obsessed with lolis
small feet
that is the worst jean taper i have ever seen
also those are autism shoes
small feet = small dick
cosmo mentioned
You really think thats the most fucked wapanese thing Europe can give?
youtube.com
does anyone remember how creepy pyatters acted toward ari? i wonder how that is going for them...
hopefully someone will give us the juicy gossip