/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- twitter.com/esamarathon

>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/UESAsXtQ
twitter.com/narcissawright/status/745492746702491648
twitter.com/Trineas_/status/758457418959519744
youtube.com/watch?v=suwF2g1yyM8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for cute speedbois

no one likes you squible

ESA looks more and more like GDQs. Should i submit something next year or nah?

>running at an event
fag

I'm up next :/

:D

>wild albino on couch
finally someone whiter than trihex

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

hey you weren't kidding about marathons being gay orgies fuzzyness is an instigator by the way

anyone else have the fantasy of being at ESA and meeting this cool guy that runs all the speedgames you run, has the same sense of humor, but you and he don't really fit in with anyone else and end up spending countless hours together, and people call you a fag and a loser at the marathon but it doesn't matter because you have a best friend and then one day in the hotel hall you kiss him but you kind of regret it because you're not a gay and you stop talking to him for a few days but you realize it doesn't matter that he's a guy and you apologize for being a jerk to him and he invites you to his hotel room to practice your run one night you tell him that you love him but then he lets his hair down and he's actually been a girl the whole time so you're actually not gay at all and you have sex with your best friend who is actually a hot tomboy?

soe reminds me of that haha

Guy in the middle is fucking beautiful.

>he wants to fuck girls
you tell your dad you're a breeder yet?

speedrunning is a gay sport you're not welcome

I need a list of speedcouples and singlebois

give me a stream

Jesus, ESA twitch chat is so fucking dead. That's embarrassing when even those neanderthals don't want to spam messages on your marathon.

twinks.tv/pyrizzler

depends on the run. During bloodborne there was at least 3 posts per second

feels bad ywn get a cute speedbf

Why is that man lying next to that little boy like that?

SINGLE WHEN??

>soe reminds me of that haha
are you saying you run mgr?
post you're stream

that's not the same guy running right? doesn't look nearly that big on the couch

is ESA really twink central?

that's pretty fucking gay, although not as bad as trannies at least.

Can you honestly name a speedtwink you wouldn't fuck?

uh all the euros are gay twinks hello?

it's an all you can eat buffet of cute nerds

creepy

he said they're "speedrunning"

id stick it in no homo

Good evening my fellow niggers, trannies, faggots, kikes, and everything in between!

I'd just like a minute of your time to introduce any of you unfamiliars to the best speedgirl, thanks for reading this post and agreeing with its contents.

wish me luck on my new speedgame

what if i'm a straight white male with an affinity for green frogs and cute redpilled anime girls

Then you aren't one of my fellows, but you still deserve to be informed of the absolute best speedgirl.

im still waiting for the list of speedtwinks......

eh goldphnx was cuter pre haircut

gross. he looks like adrian

This pastebin.com/UESAsXtQ + FurryYiffer

just look at the trannies before they transitioned

are you saying headcrab is slutty enough to be 30 twinks?

thanks for posting this, i need to update my banlist.

Cultural marxism

why did you post my ban list

real talk laml is super cute

this is missing a few headcrab alts

why did you post my ban list

Real talk, it's time to stop posting, Headcrab.

100 dollars woo

real talk: stop White genocide

Mashing Triangle ResidentSleeper

you ever think that speedrunners' definition on what a glitch is needs some work

This category exists to show us a lot more cool glitches instead of breaking screen transitions to win near instantly. Don't get bitchy about it.

ARBITRARY

HOLY FUCK

I know it's edited but why would she take this fucking photo at all

>speedrunner using savestates
wow why won't he just load a save to the end of the game lol

This is no worse than a very normal Half Life run.

At least this makes more sense than the "glitchless" SGDQ Zelda run.

cultural judaism

it's not edited though

she usually looks pretty most of the time in pics. just some user screencapping a single frame from a vid.

>she
stfu fucktard

Really? She added grainy horror movie shit on purpose? I thought acknowledging how horrifying she looks was impossible for Cosmissa.

someone should tell her she has a lump in her throat! better go to the doctor to get that checked out

>she

the "pretending to defend soylentboy" meme was burned out months ago

Does Trihex use skin lightening products?

twitter.com/narcissawright/status/745492746702491648
Hello?

faggots OUT

>implying anyone in /srg/ is saying "she" unironically

...

i want to fuck you, 2hu

>reply to a Cosmo post and reach decision point
>option 1, get no free replies
>option 2, get many free replies

I'll show you free replies:


What do you mean? We love Squid!

fuck OFF squid

why did you type these posts out?

>the bot still is not removed
just finish it off
and for fags that meme reply
fucking stop already

could you please tone your language down
this is a family friendly speedrun thread

What does soylentboy mean?

he tried to warn us

What does this mean?

nothing, just a faggot forcing his shit meme

who is srg's cutest speedcouple?
twitter.com/Trineas_/status/758457418959519744

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>tfw when president trump sells america to russia in his biggest deal ever we'll all be too busy learning russian to tell croni Я cкaзaл вaм, тaк

reading twitter feeds of people like soe make me realise I'm too old for this shit

i hope they're a real couple so all the beta orbiters off themselves

epic

faggots

that ari faggot dyed his hair like cosmo?? loooolll

>Pyatters left his house for ESA dressed like this
What the fuck is wrong with Europe?

...

Just look at and Europe is a continent of full 100% degeneracy.

Imagine some guy from the internet showing up to an event and everyone knows how he talked about his baby penis and is obsessed with lolis

small feet

that is the worst jean taper i have ever seen

also those are autism shoes

small feet = small dick

cosmo mentioned

You really think thats the most fucked wapanese thing Europe can give?
youtube.com/watch?v=suwF2g1yyM8

does anyone remember how creepy pyatters acted toward ari? i wonder how that is going for them...

hopefully someone will give us the juicy gossip