/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

what

stop

remove fart fetish

Character and song time?
Character and song time!

youtube.com/watch?v=Uxmm290yMJo

:3

h or f

I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!

fug

was just about to post one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=OhGL3EwN2Fs

help im bored. Deep Dungeon time?

not my thing user

how h or f when in a8

cringey

>finally responds when i'm in raid
why must you do this

elk bp

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I want someone to sit on my face...

post more of these please

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smell it? finished its "work" for the day. it's coming.

TFW
NO
FUCKING
BF

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You're Ada's pet, he's probably already raped you with his leathery horse nuts specially modified to ejaculate hypershitties right into your mouth.

stop

pst

I forgot to connect
When you say bf, you mean one night meet up with someone you'll probably never see again right?

>people actually believe this

sorry

wew

pls :^)

thanks for forcing your fetish of madoposting

>when instead of a catboy he's a catman

calm down proci

Kill yourself prostitute

its ok pay me back in interest

Yeah your cringey pet posting, making them put on a collar and put your name in their search info, and asking them to wear specific glamours to match you doesn't encourage the belief at all

>Ada on full damage control

xth for balmung needs more people roleplaying as cute, very young shota boys

o-ok

is this game worth buying if I'll be playing 1-2 hours a day

Best get some Metronidazole to fix that bloody stool

There used to be a few of those but they all got chased away.

Get a job. Get a life. Get out of your grandmothers basement.

>join
>ada sends me a friend request instantly
>tells me to come to the fc house so they can meet "soft's newest cutie~"
>port to mist
>silence
>someone shouts "CODE RED" in fc chat
>the entire roster swarms in
>they're all chanting "ugly ugly male! should've gone female!"
[FC] you're a boy, that's gross be a girl I'll suck your toes
[FC] As a man, your neck is bare. Have a collar and fantasia! You'll be mine to share~
>mail pops up
>its from ada
>item code and a goatskin choker
>you have left the free company

But that has nothing to do with hyperscatty horsenuts, user, which is what i was laughing at.

My damage is capped at 9999 user

who said those things were adas idea :^)

{ Hello! }

why are these posts so fucking good

gross

plenty to do in two hours. Try out the free trial first to get a taste for it to see if its more your cup of tea.
Really?

which beast tribe do you think is sexiest?

>you

hahaha no

RIP M'ano Loluko

I fucking own this free company and my sides hurt from laughing, please never change.

Vath oviposition is hot

lalafell

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>doc ups my twice a day 20mg addy xr to 30mg to help with my newfound wagecuckery existentionalism
>suggests he might add an additional instant release tablet for me so i can enjoy my 4 hours of freedom each evening before i have to get back to work for mr shekelsberg
THE
ABSOLUTE
DUCKING
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

Miqo

ok this is actually pretty funny and this is coming from someone in the fc

at some point had a grand total of 3 males out of 50 members

smeggies

miqo'te aren't a beast tribe!!

>join DRAKN
>ask if anyone wants to run roulettes
>megu tells me to stfu and join them in erping
>Kiss Dissem logs in
>complete and utter silence, the game seems to mute itself
>[16:00][FC] do you ever wish you were dutch
>FC chat explodes
>[16:01][FC] omg kiss how do you cum up with your zany questions xD
>[16:01][FC] dude i am seriously considering moving to the netherlands now
>[16:01][FC] i want to learn dutch with diss kisem!!!
>You leave the free company.

>I fucking own this free company
Leukka?

hey sean. are you subbed and online or just passing through?

>to help with my newfound wagecuckery existentionalism

Had the same thing happen when I started working, but with antidepressants. Shit's hard dude. Hope you're doing well.

>zani begging for the smeggies again
>w

Hey, that's pretty good.

holy shit dude, you need it.
you can't even work autofocus

Look at this man and tell me we're not beasts

This could use updating.

H-haha yeah. That's totally me.

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>join soft

NA xivg is fucking weird

>join WkCo
>ask if anyone wants to run roulettes
>shyv tells me to stfu and join them in erping
>Kiss Dissem logs in
>complete and utter silence, the game seems to mute itself
>[16:00][FC] do you ever wish you were dutch
>FC chat explodes
>[16:01][FC] omg kiss how do you cum up with your zany questions xD
>[16:01][FC] dude i am seriously considering moving to the netherlands now
>[16:01][FC] i want to learn dutch with diss kisem!!!
>You leave the free company.

Just bored while stuck in traffic on the way home with mummy

Would prolly have come back for 3.4 if it weren't for leejun and wagecuckery

Ty user
Ive already gone through like a dozen diff antidepressants the past two years that never worked (except the addy which is an imperfect solution). They even tried a surgery treatment where they shocked my brain twice a week for a few weeks lmao

>this is the FC leader
>being co-led by another fulltime ERPer
We do content guys ;)

Hello /xivg/ and goodnight. Let there be {/pet}

> at some point had a grand total of 50 males out of 50 members

Holy shit, will you make the FC great again?
I fucking admire you for actually trying to make a good FC in the shit show that is Balmung. I can't wait for you to return to the throne that was stolen from you by those fucking grown men faggots. God bless you, my man.

Don't worry user, all the degenerate neckbeards are contained on Balmung.

youtube.com/watch?v=yKiCUuzzjGE

Ah yes, logdrops begin

another Veeky Forums FC going down the road of disband

That's some intense shit dude.

Also there's free login for the next couple days if you feel like stopping by.

damn, i was gonna give you some /pets.

hope you're doing well bub.

but mado had today off.

check out this sweet pokemon I just caught

i fucking love content

How do I choose a main if I hate this game but can't quit because yoshi is force feeding me crack

>PotD
>31-40
>not a single silver chest
>41-50
>maybe two, stuck at +28/+28
>go do it all over with some FC members
>get my last two Arm upgrades in 1-10
I thought the chance for success on low floors with high upgrades was literally impossible.

They patched it.

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