/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

But he keeps killing my team. He won't stop, how do I stop this absolute madman

J U S T

K I T E

H I M

L M A O

euls, force staff, ghost scepter. basically just kite him

disables

what's the meta right now at least? i haven't played in a while

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grant is streaming senpai

>fake tits
>fetal alcohol syndrome

nah

>15 fucking packs of player cards

who do you play arc warden? do i just build blink into dagan 5?

Is Tiffany the cutest doter?

I'm on vacation. Is anything in the compendium locked before the 2nd?

Post your teams so far.

i cant get any more player cards without paying, trading, or dusting, correct?

link previous thread

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>linking to a gen thread

Yeah nah good try m8.

Keep crying that your new one died.

All predictions lock in 5 days 15 hours

wild card/group stage day 1 fantasy may be locked by then as well

>that gold dendi
I'm jelly.

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I can't see yours but just in case

wildcard teams only m8

Those players don't play in wildcard so you won't earn anything

Any good early phase item build of Dragon Knight?

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Volvo pls

>I just dusted several silver/gold XCTN, Escape Gaming and CoL cards

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I GOT A GOLD LANM AND A SILVER ICEICEICE AND THEY WILL WIN THE WILD CARD

youtu.be/vFJhS-bC1V8

whos that cute girl?

Who's there?

did I do well?

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I didnt get a single gold card.

nice dude

so what cards/players should be turned to dust?

Eventually, we will all be dust

Alliance players

execration needs a better photographer.

Soul Ring stout phase>mom or treads>dominator

Go 3-1-1-1 and focus on dominating the lane

>TI6 """"""""personalities""""""""
LMAO
Who /muted stream for the entirety of TI/ here?
Better yet, who /not watching this shit/ here?

>not watching TI
arent ua special fucking snowflake do u want prize

fuckin edgy bro

I bet you were born in the wrong generation and like good music like the beatles

lanm or handsken for support?

Lanm

I'm actually looking for a job just to forget about this shitty ass game and it's stillborn competitive scene. Damn right I want a prize.

asians always

I think AneeAndroid is a thicc qt.

Why are you asking fcuking loser?

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>tfw no thicc caster at ti6

ok ok ok ok OKAY

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

**BOYS**
Anyone else feels that TI is underhyped? I mean, really.
Do you feel your dota christmas spirit? Dead for me.

see

Anyone have better suggestions?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dy-nLmn9F3o

>all the salty tears i'm gonna collect when original kekkolds gets btfo

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I really want to see whats all this Dota VR shit.
someone please post or stream something.

>OG getting btfo

Are you okay doturd?

>pick le balanced man of time
>Win

Dotards?

>close to 6 THOUSAND HOURS
>still cant reach 5k
I think I gotta stop picking windrunner and axe for compendium quests.

B A S E D.
A
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>sheever
>that fat retard cunt
>maut
>kotlguy
>flax
>purge
>shane

welp, guess i am not watching TI

6/8 games
gj?

>Annedroid

Fucking why? Some literal who tumblr whale instead of Fogged or the 50 other people more qualified?

ign.com/videos/2016/03/04/watch-dota-2s-amazing-secret-shop-vr-demo

youtube.com/watch?v=009z6g1D6Dw

last video was only concept so its probably not that nice or improved as much

>open player cards
>it d/cs me

>okay whatever
>ALL MY CARDS ARE GONE

I just got cucked by valve

i bet you all wish you had a gold artour card like moi

Why

G E N D E R E Q U A L I T Y

I wish I had any gold cards.

>low priority
>start 14-1 as undying
>6 of my kills are enemy sven
>unbelievably, despite us having a lycan and enigma, do not/cannot push towers
>they do nothing with a 14-1 start in under 15 minutes
>feed sven repeatedly until he just regains every bit of gold he lost in like a 10 minute period
>my enigma is farming jungle while we get teamwiped, proceeds to sell all his items and buy 2000 sentries

amazing. just incredible. They literally wasted a 14-1 undying in less than 15 minutes

im just blown away that its even possible to somehow start feeding and fail to take objectives with that

I like Charlie he's like the artificial version of 2GD and he's asians o they can't fire him because affirmative action.

this is what happens when you let reddit decide what is a good caster

>It's a stoners on my team episode

Seriously. I wish every single person that gets stoned while playing Dota would get shot.

post 'em

charlie is alright, i love how he absolutely destroys most of the reddit casters with facts and experience with pro teams

Riki
Nyx with Aghs
KOTL
Void
Razor
Shadow Demon
Lich
Jakiro
PL w/ Diffusal + Vlads
Veno
Abaddon
Tinker
NP

So many heroes to counter him but the best one is Riki - just smoke him when he jumps and his ult will still be useless because he can't hit anything with lvl4 smoke. Also, stalk him while jungling and Rosh.

I get drunk and then play pubs.

She's got huge tits and is a decent caster.

Sheever still getting invited to things is the true bafflement.

>KaciTRON
>AnneDROID
>Kotlguy

FUCKING ROBOTIC AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

Charlie has relatively good insight to how team functions in real life and during games.

It is nice.

>800 dollars just to watch dota in dota

can't make this shit up

At least you keep your drunkenness to yourself.
These guys are like "DUDE WEED LMAO" and even spam every time they take a smoke.

They're worse than fucking south-americans.

I don't think valve can stop inviting sheever

she can literally show up to an event

say nothing

and reddit will say she did a great job

>win 21 out of 25 games
>it starts giving me a single teammate every game who makes the game unwinnable

hilarious. last game was jungle enigma with a soul ring and 900 gold at 7 minutes.

why does the lina extra super ultimate very rare block her cleavage like wtf

Yes user and I'm sure every time you won you were beating equally skilled opponents with no one on their team under-performing right.

It's only a problem when you get retards right xD

I wonder why people don't ever complain about easy games :O?

>its a south american server episode
Winning shouldn't leave me in a pit of gnawing despair. Yet here I am.

But user, think of the VR waifus.