I can always tell what kinda car a man drives based on the cellphone that he owns

I'll take it.

LG G5

If it helps, I upgrade my phone every 9 months.

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Not even close, I drive a de-catted 95 Yukon with a bored 350, EGR delete, and 3" exhaust. Fuck the environment.

>Galaxy S5 Active with the green camo

I have a Plebphone 6s Plus.

got the same phone, but i got the sedan

>LG G5

But I guess everyone knows what car I have.

Far, far from it