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hello?

hi

sup

Hello

Oh hey senpaitachi

Morning /smgen/.

fuck off

Morning /smegma/

ohayo /smiggen/

I want Terra to crush my pelvis between her big meaty thighs

I want to suck her donkey dick.

SAVAGE!

Well no good morning to you, cunt.

yo

i'll smash your boipussy ya cheeky cunt

1.0 out of 5 starsodin and ares op in arena. dont buy
Byanonymouson April 9, 2016
Edition: 800 SMITE Gems
broken gameplay terrible game with odin's op ultimate that trap player 6sec, slow atk speed 60%, and prevent other teammate walk in in arena. he can cherry pick any 1/2 hp players, unload his ability 1-3, and murder them with his teammate. totally game breaking. dont buy dont buy

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ares's ultimate is op too.
its chain seems to have no limit in range which is ridiculous. doesn't matter how far you run away the chain teleports you to him and stuns you.... so you are dead. You are dead no matter what you do if you get caught with his ultimate. sure you can get purification or bead, but those just save yourself, then you get to see your teammate slaughtered by his ult and his teammate. then you lose tons of points in arena. totally game breaking. dont buy dont buy

epic fail:The bonus round in arena favors Gods with the ability to knock back or throw opponents. The lava around the arena does do damage over time of around 500 points per tick for those caught in it. instant wipeout of other team of five. pvp cheese throw to win is bad game design.

I don't play Freya with attack speed, i play her power mainly.

I buy Iso gem to be able to use 2+1 and still slow my target. When i meet an other Freya eqquiped with Fatalis she just run away when she understand i completely outpower her. I just buy either Demonic grip or Enchanted ring as attack speed items depending on the penetration i need or don't need. It's as well interesting to confirm all 4 hits of her Ult.

Well... i really am not a fatalis guy. This item just gets on my nerves even if i understand that Ferya's kit is particularly good with Fatalis.

I wonder how many people Ares has driven off from the game

and his ult's not even interesting or fun at a higher level either

Why the hell is the spartan god of war a guardian carrying a flamethrower that shoots chains anyway, he should be an aggressive warrior to offset athena's defensive guardian nature it literally writes itself

He's a casual filter, just like loki. Let them scare away the shitters.

REMINDER TO PRAY TO APHRODITE EVERY NIGHT TO HELP SOLVE YOUR VIRGINITY PROBLEM NERDS

Imagine her thick meaty cock swinging side to side as she chases you down. You know there's no escape. You know once she catches you she's gonna teach you the meaning of rock hard. She eventually corners you, walling you off. Then, she slowly walks towards you, removing her skirt and stroking her tool to full mast. It's not long before you're on your knees, and her powerful hand is grabbing your head, moving your face closer and closer to her divine love stick. "Please, Terra! No!" you cry, but its no use. Mother nature knows best, after all.

Have had sex, it's nothing that special. Pentakills are far more rewarding.

Reminder to ignore the people who cry about pedo stuff, it's strong bait but you really need to ignore them or just tell them to kill themselves and move on cause if they're not shitposters then they're normalfags.

Literally this.

Tempted to return to SMITE with how shitty Evo Stage 2 has gone.

So what class did you vote for and which one do you think will win?

I voted for hunters but I feel like mages will win.

Mage already won

IT's not even the pedo thing that pisses me off. It's the hi rez backpedaling their design because leddit that pisses me off

Did Reddit seriously cry about Jing Wei being pedo? Ignore them, let Hirez drown in their bad decisions as they always do.

>tfw guardians will NEVER get a T5 because of le epic high damage kill bads in 3 seconds skill shotting 360 no-teleport behind you and stun 1s BEHIND Y O U

I imagine that next year jewrez will choose on their own.
They own that if left to their own devices, plebbit will vote for loki/nox/zeus all day long.

It's funny to me that nobody wants to play Guardian, presumably for this reason, when at least half of them are completely capable of doing just that while still being relatively tanky as well

Building a full prot Guan with Titans bane is an absolute delight.

Hell even a prot-only Guan support does a surprising amount of damage

My go-to warrior build since the advent of S3 has included a decent amount of damage, I normally go Tank Shoes Valor Jotunn Bulwark/heartward and then last 2 slots depend, Titan's Bane is crazy good there though the damage is really intense and you're still solid as a rock I don't play Conquest though so I can't say for sure how it'd do there

bl4ckball

I have some blueballs right now

Ne Zha is pretty great in duel

it's like hi rez just wants to end it all

what mode is this

I hope they do. I can't wait for the t5 skin to be complete garbage. That's when the real fun begins

>not being a pedo makes you a normie

Fucking really?

Which God technically has the biggest cock? Cabraken since he's literally supposed to crush mountains? Or Fenrir in Ragnarok form? Maybe Chiron perhaps?

>/smgen/ full of penislovers and little girl fetishist

GET OUT OF MY GENERAL AND BACK TO
>/tv/
>Veeky Forums
>/pol/

Kali has two so would you add the lengths together?

Terra feels awkward.

Her autos are that of a physical warrior for really close range but with a guardian build she attacks so slowly.


thick ness and hotness 10/10 tho.

>normie

Normalfag

t. pedo

kys

>kys

Now I know you're a retard, please kill yourself.

And I know you're a pedo, please better the world by hanging yourself.

Vamana has grown to the size of Heaven and Earth.

>Summerfags
FUCK OFF

The two primordial mothers really need to get it on. Imagine Nox tending to Terra's big, rock hard shaft.

IF YOU DON'T FAP TO LITTLE GIRLS LIKE A NEET LOSER LIKE ME YOU SHOULD GO TO LEDDIT HURRRRRR

Well of course. No need to state the obvious

That's correct. You go over there and jack it to your hairy, saggy, breasts old woman porn.

Pretty much, Retard.

>general is full of legit pedos

Why is this allowed?

Because it's Veeky Forums, you dumb normalfag. Now fuck off back to jacking off to old hags.

At least you pedos are honest about it today.

>'Because it's Veeky Forums'
>/h/ bans loli
>cp is deleted and can get you reported to the feds

???

I think you mixed Veeky Forums for another site pedo scum.

Me on the right.

Not going to argue with you how loli or some fictional 3D character is pedo, just go fucking end yourself.

Of course /h/ bans loli because you have to go to /b/ for loli not /h/ newfag

WAH WAH THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE FICTIONAL OVERSEXUALIZED CHILDREN
WAH WAH
Get over it

If anyone wants to see a good example of why reddit's /r/smite will never be a worthwhile place and that visiting both here and there is a mistake just look at the T5 skin board (reddit.com/r/SMITEOdyssey) these clueless morons are the people participating in your discussions.

I miss /l/.

Looks like it really is game over. All these skins look like shit

Because you have no argument. You look children sexually, drawn or not doesn't matter. It's the childs body you are attracted to.

>Hun Batz will never be appreciated ever again

>Antipedos are too dumb to realize they are arguing with themselves
Haha! Losers!

Those are hideous. Nothing but edgelords, vampires and darkness shit.

>h-haha pedos w-win!
>w-were not scum anymore r-right

i mean he is THE jungler when every other jungler gets banned.

so he is appreciated as the emergency jungler.

That place is a goldmine for terrible artwork.

Which Mage god or goddess would work best for a tier 5 Inari Skin? Where they gain tails depending on which stage of the skin they are in.

My sides are in orbit.

>this work is considered terrible
>I'll never surpass this anyway

I wanna draw so good.

Go away ashur

I believe in you user.

>Rick and Morty skin for Janus
>Can't draw for a damn so no art, but probably would not be hard his portal would be the green cartoon like one Ricks portal gun makes, not sure what his other moves would look like but suggestions would help

Half these aren't even t5 kek, wtf reddit.

>Antipedos are studdering retards
haha! Losers

>i wake up to discover that the fucking BR'S and other latins can now infest my games more easily

...

>Can't even formulate a sentence
Haha! Losers!

FUCK I JUST SHIT MYSELF TRYING TO FART IN MY DOGS FACE

ashur your art is actually really good

shit happens homie

>Huge muscular futa goddess
Time to start playing I suppose. What role does she play and where are the lewds

The pounding boipussy role

I hope its my boipussy

Kill yourself

Fuck off normalfag

Lamo porn kiddie thinks he isn't the normiest of normies

This has nothing to do with kidde porn m8

This general really went to shit when the consolefags came.

>Implying it wasn't always shit
Keep baiting

I mean, it's not the best art, but I can appreciate the idea of trying to make Hades look more like his two brothers.

It was never this bad before the PS4 release. Xbone was so shit that there were barely anyone played it.

ps4 fags ruin everything desu

i think its their lack of games tho

Don't expect much from the bloodborne box.