/utg/ - Undertale General

Nth for better goat vore

Sans and Papyrus

Muffet a shit.
Post higher tier characters instead.

cute

but that's the worst goat?????

pay no attention to the commander video in the corner

>clam
FUCK

nvm thread ruined , go crazy with the shit posting
Genocide run isn't really that great even from an edgy stuff is cool pov

Demon edition?
He needs to be a bit more cautious..

Worst goat is frick

oh man, those are some cool dudes

clam and friendly

So we can all agree that MK is the best prey and is made for vore?

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Nth for best edition we've had in a while.
Also for this:

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Oh it's you.
Cool and thank you.
Draw more expressions.

and that sure is a hot one

Thanks user. I wonder how a Madjick Dummy fic would go.
He's reusable, so why not.

>dreamstime.com

He needs to find stop smoking inside and only do it when he's on break
>implying he gets breaks

I'm

No, that award goes for anons.

CIA

i wonder if grillby's face gets warm when he gets flustered

someone should photoshop this clam into some spaghetti

As someone who's into vore, I just want to say one thing to /utg/.

Our fetish is shit, awkward and terrible, especially the audio.

I apologise for the people trying to defend it, you can't.

I don't know why I enjoy and I hate the fact that I do, outside of the moment, it's extremely unrealistic, sadistic for the pred if they where small.

Let's forget that weird that weird shit that happened last thread.

You don't get to bring friends

can do
smug asshole dummy is really fun to draw, though

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>being a vore Uncle Tom

Jesus christ user you're such a faggot

You'd think he would learn.

Working out with your favorite!

It was mostly just a single shitposter who raised the post count just so we can have another thread.
attempt a digestion pic

>being self aware and not living in your bubble of self denying autism is bad

your parents must be so proud of you

>being a vore Uncle Tom
What?

How do I accomplish this? I really want to try it, but my favorite isn't real.

Sometimes I want to be fat and lazy with my favorite instead

ive seen everything from blue blush to his head exploding

and things like this

Not sure desu familia. Shes just part of my motivation for going though

This is also acceptable

I'd workout my lungs with Burgerpants

Don't worry, we're just doing it to reach bump limit.

Drinking tea with your favorite!

Oh no it's cute

very late but sans.

You're favourite working you off!

Can MTT handle with .50 BMG

Yes good.
Also keep drawing smug if you can be bothered. I can see why you'd have fun with that.

The baby spider's teeth getting rotten because of all the sweets she eats while lacking the money for basic dental care!
The baby spider having to have many of her teeth pulled!

I guess he's the only one who would.

If I did, I would just slow them down and be a burden on them, my low level of fitness would concern them probably, I really don't deserve their concern, and I'd just feel guilty for making them feel that. As much as I would love any form of contact with them, I wouldn't deserve it, plus I would probably just be a negative influence. I would look out of place with them too. Or worse I might drown them with compliments and just seem creepy.

Plus I'm not even sure who my favorite is anymore.

Xth for Mori Mori Mori

>especially the audio.
As much as I enjoy how terrifying those things can get I'll never understand why that guy made two Undertale related ones.
Those are so disturbing/awkward even for me and I fap to stuff like this normally.

Going to Jan 1st rush with them!

nice

can I just say that some of the bonefag audio I've went through have been all awfully cringy
>yowzers!

I'd try it but he'd probably just get past me at some point as my enthusiasm for it waned.
I'm good at working hard for short periods of time and terrible at dedicating myself to hard work for long periods of time not to mention making something like that a routine.
That's why I'll never get anywhere in life and should just kill myself.

Doing push-ups with your favorite on your back!
Didn't you read? This is supposed to be a clam and friendly thread.
The spiders raising funds with another bake sale!
Buying lots of donuts from them!
The spider's dental health vastly improving!

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Say would you guys say it's possible to live of coffee and processed meat for a week or two?

I have my reasons, very sad ones at that but still.

That aside, post comfy in preparation for Christmas.

>jan 1st rush
What?

Oh god what little I've heard has been all terribly cringey.
Vore audio is mostly just sound effects so it works fine, but those things do not.
No stop, I can't read that again.

i decided to edit this a little
i may have made a mistake

>Say would you guys say it's possible to live of coffee and processed meat for a week or two?
yeah but it's going to suck
>Christmas hype
fuck that i'm more hyped for Halloween then Christmas. Literally the best holiday and the best time of year

Also I don't have any Halloween pictures with Asgore so I guess edge will have to do

new years resolutions to get into shape that most people don't stick with

>January 1st rush with Toriel

I honestly think that might be the one moment when Toriel loses it

Hello friends and brothers!

user! Did you hear?
You're getting bitten tonight!!

>trying to focus while Asriel spots you on the bench
>his groin inches away from your head as he gives you encouragement, egging you on to push harder, just one more rep
>the sweat from both your bodies filling the air with pure masculinity
>drips of sweat falling from his fur to land on your face as you hit that final rep
>sitting up quickly to hid the bulge swiftly forming in your trousers
>you came here for a workout out, but not that kind of workout
>Asriel knowing what's going on and teasing you until your face is beet-red and your loins ache along with your muscles
>your gains are enhanced because of your sexual frustration

jesus christ that is hilarious

Everyone must admit that this game is not real and all of these characters are not real
BUT I CAN'D DID IT FUCKING SHIT NOTHING CAN CURE MY SOUL

there's also this twitter.com/3m_0l/status/754441480400277504/photo/1

>tfw it will never happen

>creepy mkid teenager
fucking apex kek

Yo! What up

Oh god I just lost my shit.
Perfect.

Jesus christ stop being so insecure.

xth for murdering asgore and putting his dust to rest in an outhouse

Nigga you ain't my brother!

My brother makes a living selling leather purses to homeless people off of 53rd street and I KNOW he ain't into Undertale!

Good day to you though.

nth for getting murdered by Asgore by being eaten by him

>not putting it in a tacobell burrito and giving it to a gay guy so Asgore can tear his ass up

>MKid will never grope you with his tail
Why is life so cruel, /utg/?

Oh ok, I don't actually celebrate either, I just hype for them, play the animal crossing events, watch people enjoy and discuss them on forums and places like here and long for the friends I'll never have.
I guess I do order a nice takeout meal on Christmas usually and dress up in shitty cosplay at home during Halloween, not that anyone actually knocks, it's rarely celebrated in my city.

This made me feel bad. Why do you have to be so mean?

Chillin' chillin', yourself?
Uh, good day, friendo.

I'm sorry user. Please don't feel that way! Your favorite would like you for being you anyway!

>Why is life so cruel, /utg/?
So you could imagine something better.

Oh I don't do the whole dress up thing for Halloween I just love the atmosphere of it and I love to play through all my favorite horror games and watch a bunch of horror movies during it.

Christmas is still a cool holiday but it's not really as great as an adult as it was as a kid and its not as fun for me.

>yourself?
Liftan time soon. Just thought I'd hop on and see what was happening

Is he trying to suck big blue cock-shaped flower?

>Halloween
>tfw we don't celebrate it here
Feels bad mang.

>tfw the only reason we "celebrate" Halloween here is because of American television
Most kids doesn't even dress up and just go out and beg for candy
At least you get some good food at Christmas and you get to spend time with family

You really don't need to apologise user, I'm sorry for making you. But it's true, nobody likes me as me, I'm worthless in every sense, I have no skills, I have no friends, I have no social skills, no courage, no future, no company, no motivation, no connection with most people, no trust, no experience and of course, practically no reason to continue living.