/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Get Off My Holy See You Darn Kids Edition

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>Previously on /xivg/:

i wanna die

Catte toes look like fishfeet.

xth for dont forget to feed squiddy-chan today

hello

Xth for lizard tummies

First for No Man's Sky.

>walking simulator

I've planted bombs all over ultrash and xivg.

mining cat
ZONE

>tfw gonna get the succ from the buss later

Hello

May your suffering be minimal, everynyan! :3

I want to marry this elezen~!

where are the straight male characters to erp with

do it

press the button

fucking kill me

>a new collar that doesn't match
jej

You can do ANYTHING

Who gives best bj on Balmung?

your mom

If I leave a (Deleted) on my list will they be there if they come back? I'm not sure who it was.

Awena Marette

Yes.

yes

kill one, marry one, fug one

*jack bauer voice*
I'M DEFUSING THE BOMB!!!!!!!

>this autism collar meme

whats up

Naka Flocka

i choose to kill all

good choice

My eb isn't skilled enough to make a blue one..

>hime cut still locked to au ra

This needs to be rectified, and quickly.

Oh? Where did the blue one you were wearing earlier come from then?

Who gives the worst?

Want to be taken by someone more skilled?

> TFW I really want to RP my character being tied up and tickle-tortured
> TFW that will probably never happen

kill left
fug middle
marry right

that brown aura is so cute and lovely

If you're not even sure who it was then you should fucking delete them.

Everyone should just craft and mail squiddy chan collars eith their names on them desu

I'm a noob and I need help on just about everything right now.

Message me in game, B'nhaka Vhis, I'll slurp every drop of your cum.

>implying shyv is on my friends list

Dumpster hairstyle for the dumpster race, what's the problem?

*smirks*
There's only one way to disarm the bombs; the meme teme must get back together and clear a8s.

looks like stinky is all over middle already

Myself I was just wearing that one cause it matched but Moni wanted to make me one.
Are you a bigger crafting autist than I was?

Who are you and what precisely do you need help with? I'm very bored, so would probably be willing to assist.

just fail at heal... blame my cat

Peice of cake

>no cursor
Or am I blind?

Kill
Kill
Marry + Fuck She will empty her sack into my mouth and pussy until the end of our days.

they are already working on a8s

Would you be willing to help a poor Eorzean make it from a shit small clique server to Balmung/Gilgamesh?

I'm Guts Swordsman and I'm on Balmung at the Lower Decks.

I thought they cleared already. Haven't like half of them been clearing it in other groups for months?

Post cute screenshots~!
:3

sane please

hey

fail at screenshot now

At least half

>Judging you while I dance.

{Hello!}

Any other answer is objectively false

does this poopnose cat need a collar

is this cute?

i lov u shirou

sexi twink c@bois

>P'roci having the time of his life in Ayy Team
>Godspeed is overdosing on heroin
>Naka has been webbed
>Stratos on suicide watch due to cucking
>Ftelor is lost in a catboy coma
>Kumfi is eloping with pedro
>Bnhaka has taken up professional drifting
>Vall is MIA

There's no hope... all is lost.

I have heard legends of the mechanically superior BJ. I must know more.

This is further proof that ALL Au Ra are the same

...

post butt

Nobody in meme team has cleared a8s.

...

nyo

>neko getting cucked
lolololooL

cute catboy

I love you too

cute lizard

who?

Oh I confused the names, I was thinking Ayyy Team. Hard to keep up with them all, they're so distinct and varied

>shitpost about people constantly
>realize i dont even have an a6s clear
fuck...
it just makes me feel better

Don't bother trying to find her, she's already collared by Madot.

Oh, right, I thought that was the old honk static for a second, I forgot that was a different name for a different group

>about to lose house
>free login campaign comes along and i get to cuck other people from buying my pad

thank you based nips

Why?

Did you at least kill Nidd?

It's okay Guffy.

If my aetherpool arm is +23, can it still be upgraded if I just farm floors 1-10 and 11-20?

you just gotta stay at it user

House deletion is suspended until 3.4, so this shitpost falls flat

darn

it's ok Guffy

nigga proci is the only one in both statics.

Technically yes, but the chances of getting an upgrade on those floors will be so low that you'll be wasting time compared to if you did the rest of the floors instead.

Red flags on Balmung
>Croc tail
>Raen
>Pale suncat
>Mooncats in general
>Wears a collar
>Taks in memes
>Talks in ebonics
>Fat horns
Anything else to add

>koata
dropped

Catboys stay in the corner.

Guess you have bragging rights now when you got carried in a8s stinky

Red flags on Balmung
>Being on Balmung

All you need.

I want to see lewd frenchie!

Denser than a block of molybdenum. That's not a real post, it's meant to be a jab at people making fun of the meme/ayyy raiding association.

Theoretically yes, but afaik the chance your stuff will upgrade increases as you go to higher floors and level up so your stuff isn't synced.

>croc tail
>raen
>talks in memes
auhhhh