ITT: instant red flags that the driver is a dangerous fuckwit

>tissues/hats/towels/asian kitty thing on the rear parcel shelf

every single time. Tissues/hat on the shelf is usually a terrible driver

>elderly person driving a vehicle larger than yours

E plates.
Any signs of ameribooism.
Bad tint job.
Chrome wheels on a work vehicle.

>Lexus RX, usually asian, female, they can't see you, they don't care if they run over you
>Early 90s Commodore/Falcon 20-something male, usually beat to shit, never serviced, sagging suspension, steelies on the back, 20" nigger rims on the front- will skid into you
>Old cunts in old Toyotas, they've already give up on life and don't care about yours
>Young bitches in hatchbacks that talk on the phone and the world revolves around them, oh wait I better tweet about how I hit that guy and he was like, totally mad
>Indians, not the red ones, the brown ones that poo in the street and FOB- they'll fuck your shit up and deny everything, even if it was the police car they just wrecked into with cameras running

please give me the name of the driver so i can shoot them in the face

>LED lightbars of any shape or size anywhere on the vehicle
>Bob Jane T-Mart tier wheels or any ugly non-factory alloys
>stickers
>crap on the parcel shelf (tartan blanket, tissue boxes, soft toys
>baby on board signs
>My Family stickers
>any SUV, period
>old people
>beige or maroon anything
>Camries or any sort of base model brand new econobox or SUV (Hyundai i10, Renault SUV etc)
>Tradie utes
>Bogan cars (Falcodores, riced anything)
>Rentacars (run for the fucking hills if you see one)
>sporty cars with P plates

Spotted the terrible driver

Your wipers scratch your windshield without water to lubricate, progressively destroying your forward vision. Do me a favour and turn off your high beams. Yeah, the big blue light. Thanks.

Audi a3 starbucks-drinking whores snapchatting while driving

>White aux cords
Y tho

Usually means the driver is paying more attention to their phone/music player than the road