/owg/ Overwatch General

Daily reminder that OMNICS ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT THAT DESERVE ZERO RIGHTS AND BELONG ON THE FUCKING SCRAPHEAP

Genji wants to plow Swiss Pussy

need more Pharah x WIdow

I guess they realize how it feels to be a woman tbqh

Is that you Torbjorn?

everyone used to get ult by taking damage, but it got changed in closed beta for being fucking retarded and punishing people for shooting in a shooting game. they replaced it with passive regen instead.

Just as long as it's not Pharah.

I'm so tired of the Pharmercy shit.

This game has long since left any realm of "fun" and only causes immense frustration now

The ana update has really made the game worse

It was already getting bad, but now every other team has a sniper that sits back and never supports, probably only picking that class so they can self heal

Why pick symettra, torbjorn or bastion on attack, why.

I want Lucio to be in Jet Set Radio

Why won't soldier 76 shut up about how old he is?

she sure is

GET OFF MY LAWN

>play mccree
>genji wont fuck off
>keeps trying to deflect
>flashbang the floor, get headshot on him
>"Heh, just press E"
>do it again
>"Fuckin noob press E"
>again
"GET GOOD STOP PRESSING E FUCK"
>he gets so mad that the next time he sees me he ults and swift strikes toward me
>he didnt realise that he just went into a room with a zarya, a mccree and a rein on his own
>"Howdy"
>he dies instantly
>quits game
>turns out 1/3 of his playtime is as genji and he's still awful

He was using Carbon Fiber too. It's bliss to kill him.

Why's that user?

Pharah doesn't shout Mercy's name when she's shot. Genji does.

I use this
although ever since the beta I have been wanting to get the clean loading screen images
they are top wallpaper material but no one seems to have them apparently

Don't remind me...

downer much?

They pretty much run away and it affects our game. To be fair, I am making it too obvious. I should realize that emote puts characters into third person.

Why are Genji players so predictable?

>wallrun a wall just to get air time even though it makes them an easy target
>press E even on beam weapons
>always presses shift towards or away after a deflect
>generally the most useless player uses him

Easy kills every time. Genji players on defense are no different from awful Widowmaker players on offense and probably listen to Naruto OST.

gg ez, having a Genji on the opposite team is literally 5v6, same like Widowmaker.

OVERWATCH TIER LIST

>Offense
Mccree = Reaper
Soldier 76 = Genji
Tracer = Pharah

>Tank
D.va = Reinhardt
Zarya = Roadhog
Winston

>Support
Lucio = Zenyatta
Mercy = Ana
Symmetra

1. It has no basis in game
2. It's boring and plain as fuck
3. It's as forced as Korrasami was
4. Pharah is actually a really boring character

Eh, Reaper players most likely listen to the Bleach OST.

There are no tiers, all characters are equally viable :)

>Playing KOTH in China
>Playing Genji, rather balanced teams on both sides
>After the first map in which I get the POG for ulting on all of them as Zarya sucks them together and just in general consistently shitting in the with shift and deflect
>Three of them switch to Winston to counter

Is there a better feeling?

>defense not even worth a mention
correct

god damn your MMR must be awful

I actually kind of dig this look, just remove the piercings

>start microwaving a genji with symmetra
>half of genjis turn to me standing still with reflect up

Honestly I don't get it either

>>Three of them switch to Winston to counter
>Three
>Playing QP ever
>Bragging about shit you did in QP

Hey!
At least Korrasami is 'canon'. Pharmercy isn't even that.

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Someone shop this to say user

;_;

>f2p version released
>you can only play certain heroes on rotation and have to buy with coins the rest
Thoughts?

>I don't like thing

Don't worry user. It's just headcanon. And headcanon cannot hurt you. Not anymore.

>45 is bottom 25%
>55 is top 25%
>I bounce between these ranks fairly often which implies that I'm both pretty good and really bad
Which is it, Blizzard?

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>See this
How would you even approach them? W-What if you accidentally weirded them out? Do you try to be funny? What do?

>I had fun in a video game it felt good
>lmao fag implying it means shit fuck you'

ain't even that guy but come on man. Someone posting about having fun is way better than the endless stream of me ooga team booga.

>Play TF2 pub matches
>Lose a game
>'Eh it's no big deal'

>Play Overwatch pubs
>Get salty when losing

What has Overwatch got in it that makes people salty? I swear to god it's like some fucking unholy dark magic in that game!

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> that Mei body

Post Reaper

horrible idea all around and something they would more than likely never do (separating heroes)

>tfw you play Lucio and Zenyatta in Ranked and you do well
>You constantly lose because of Anas being absolute shit or no one choosing a tanky character
>No one takes advantage of you popping their roadhogs away or barraging with sound blasts
>You Zen Ult and everyone scatters like mayflies
>Tfw headshots all day with Orbs
>Still loose despite always having gold medals in healing and objective time
>Has turned me super jaded and I viciously yell at bastards over talk

I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES

AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Smaller teams means more deadweight

Different user, but holy crap are a lot of Pharmercy shitters deep into their headcanons. That pic you just posted is even more proof since Blizzard said more than once that Fareeha has no cyberlimbs yet they still do it!
Are they so desperate to have a cripple lesbian that they need to headcanon one?

>People think Mercy would go beyond consensual hand holding

Only in your fantasies m8s.

>FAREEHA
>I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED FAREEHA

overwestside story when

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Ana and Mercy. Milfs get freaky.

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>When people act more beta than their ideal wifu

I don't know how people get salty over this stuff. I played League for years I helped balance League for a short time, which is much more salt inducing let me tell you, I've had to deal with YGO's ridiculously money-driven balance as a poorfag for years, and I've been playing TF2 for years, too.

OW ain't shit. These players' "toxicity" ain't shit. These balance "problems" ain't shit, and this "fucked up" dev team ain't shit. The only way I could see a player getting salty at this game on a regular basis is if you were intentionally subjecting yourself to ranked play routinely.

But surely anybody with two brain cells to rub together wouldn't do that to themselves, right?

>I helped balance League for a short time,
When?

how the fuck is widow supposed to do anything in this game when there's tons of heroes with huge mobility and shields and all sorts of shit that blocks her from even shooting at them?

not to mention any hero is hard to headshot with any sort of consistency because this game's movement has no inertia so if someone ADADADAD's they can instantly change moving direction

atleast fucking make her scoping animation faster so that she doesn't feel so clunky to play

I don't know. On at least three separate occasions Blizzard has come out and said that Pharah has all her limbs. And yet I still come across shit like this.

>Gain 7 ranks one day
>Lose 10 the next

DUDE

FORCED 50

JUST A MEME

HAHA

NOT REAL

HA

HA

BLIZZARD

PLEASE

TAKE IT OUT

BLIZZARD

PLEASE

I NEED

DICK

>when you go from rank 68 to 71 solo in one evening

signing off for today. feelsgoodman

What doesn't kill you... makes you strongerrrr

Season 3 Item rework. I was supposed to help with Support itemization so that supports could actually do their fucking job without having to spend every single gold they ever got on wards.

Morello was a constant roadblock because the dude had the biggest hateboner for the entire fucking role.

Like I said. Too deep in their headcanons and they refuse to let go now because they don't wanna move out of that comfort bubble they set themselves up.
That's why they get so salty whenever you point out the flaws in their ship. Or tell them how WidowTracer has more shit going for it than Pharmercy.

>Wake up
>See this
wat do?:

>TFW you go from 65 to 59 in solo

The pain grows inside...

>tfw you get three potgs in a row and 90% kill participation in your last match as genji

this is why i play this game

Widow should scope in as fast as Ana

Even in a space like this I didn't know people like this actually existed. Just ask to swap and tell them you're good with x. Don't waste your own and the teams time doing completely nothing. I'm sure people will appreciate a competent effort out of something you're bad with more than you doing NOTHING.

Tracer

to play broken heroes that will get gutted soon?

Which Legendary Soldier is the best?

Whats the best Zenyatta intro?

it ain't me

>You are your own worst Anime.
What did he mean by this?

Strike Commander Morrison

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How do you guys relieve your salt in this game?

Either of the ones that have the orbs around his neck. The one without looks weird.

>/owg/ tells me ana is a bad character
>climb 7 ranks with her since release
???????????

cum in the bubble gum

Strike Commander

Rub one out to Widowmaker then go back to playing

Focused

Remember Morrison, this is a sneaking mission

> shotacon Mei is best Mei

i.imgur.com/jf4Ff60.jpg

/owg/ is mostly rank40+/- and plays with a sens faster than 30cm/360, ana is the best healer if you can hit your shots, /owg/ can't.

>genji
>broken

Did you get shit on by a rank 60 playing genji, user.

>been Junkrat all match
>get 4 healing (career best!)

How did she get up there?

I need new skins

Neck yourself.