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ultrash cuck

xth for rare mado footage
youtu.be/yq2eWQpANQc

xth for chemo baiting his own replies

xth for best post.

>Heavensward will save FFXIV

xth for feeding pizza to squiddy-chan

xth for tfw no gf

Gardening only and no it's not worth it to do yourself

they deliver until 4:45 in my area

no fuck that

i might just get ground beef
i kinda cba for too much

sure

i'm not that into pepperoni honestly

sure

Xth for stop xth'ing

xth for getting hype for armor crush even though i just hit 50...

xth for doze pose

armor crush is the best thing ever I feel dead without it whenever I have to do a dungeon or something that's too low level to have it

post lalas

Nice booty.

Totally on topic even
Comtains more game related stuff than you.
At least with butts and erp posts that has people implying they're going to interact with the game.

xth for Style

xth for bored times

I will especially slap you to the ground!

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I know what you mean, and getting to taste that power via deep dungeon is making me really excited to level.

>talking about a class and it's abilities vs pizza
ok dude whatever you say

pizza is well worth it tho

Some spots to fish are nice.

never post this again

how do I convince myself to actually play the game?

you realize that user was praising you for actually discussing the game, right?

put a gun to your head and pull the trigger

>dat ass
I wanna be in it.
Gib butt pls.

did you fanta from your cat ?? I loved your cat ;-;

Yeah i realized that after the fact, it was worded weird to me

It's dead jim. It was a good cat but I don't like playing them as much. Was a good romp though.

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Anyone up for some lewd talk?

Finally...
The sweet embrace of calmness

figure out a goal and work towards it.

fuck off.

how do i get the old catalog back this new one is dumb

Meet me at the benchâ„¢.

Do you like au ra...

calm down orbiter

I still love hiM.M....

fuck off.

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How lewd do you want to go, user?

what do you mean?

yes
very lewd

>mfw people say tanking is easy

>transfer to Balmung
>can't find an RP FC
>can't find an RP LS
>have never erped before so I'm too shy to go to the quicksand and possibly find someone to bone my cat

How do you guys get over the fear of trying to find an ERP partner? I always get too scared that they might just insta log if my writing isn't up to par with them

xth for please no bullying in this thread

Even when asleep I must punch in my dreams.
Just gotta find something to set your mind to, otherwise it's just boring tedium.

Are you on balmung...

Do you like white-haired catgirls?

>tfw collared

ah im so habby :DD

tfw no main

tfw existence is meaningless

it's okay noriko you'll find a new bussy to play like a fiddle soon

{soon}
thx this yokai stuff and the deep dungeons has actually got me running around doing stuff a little bit more. I guess I'm just being lazy, it's so much easier to just do nothing.
I have orbiters?

That happens. Just talk enough and don't be an ERP alt.

You solicit someone from the thread and start there.

If you post the cat I could help you.

You dated a black man

vocaroo.com/i/s1tGuPgJopTd

Tanking is easy, not the game's fault you have to stroke your microdick every 5 seconds to your shitty waifu Revy~

Shitou no...

>Revy shitty waifu
Hold up now.

Got a throwaway email? I'm not sure if I have enough time for some extensive lewd talk, but I can do some very lewd talk as long as it's nothing gross.

I find the best way to go about finding RP of any kind is to dive right in. It's how I managed to start some ERP.

Shut the fuck up

one of my best friends is a black man

yank my collar sedo do

*Yanks your collar*

Time to eat dinner, be a good boy.

Nice

Sorry I need to hate the things he likes.

Sounds good. Yeah I got one.

Vjera is your best friend?

ERP alt? I don't think I'll ever go to that, I'm just currently stuck in that awkward rut of learning the lore of the game and finding a good starter RP-FC.

She's pretty bland.

sh...sh...sh...sh

shi...shi..

shi...rou...

cu..cu..

cummie...ies...

i...will...skin...you..alive..

>/sft/ feud hour

I'm not black.

incoming meltdown

i just watched this video it was neat

I would have to level a bit and run over to Limsa, but I like this cat. Do you like other catgirls?

What?

>be a good boy

haha can you not ever say thoes last two words to me again

no god dammit
they have nothing to do with me, or anyone with a brain

what the hell, why is this named after me

you're also not my best friend, he's not around much anymore... it sucks

>mfw I realize what this is
Why do this on your property?

Thanks!

i think you look like some random thread celebrity or something so people are about to flip their shit maybe

clearly not someone new and just a shitposter copying my eb

Be a good shithead

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I don't mind anyone really, It's my first time doing anything like this and I just want to learn.

I'll be the level 8 MRD standing awkwardly next to the mender.
There really isn't much character customization in this game..

Are you looking for a male or female character?
Any particular preferred race?

>9th post
>dumbass shyv talking about fucking pizza

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Did this friend of yours have an odder than usual name?

I don't think white haired cats are copyright Abe
idc

I might need a second to access the airship, but I'll run over as soon as I'm able. Can you specify which mender?

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sorry i wasn't talking to you

You gonna gib da butt tho?
I'll be gentle.

The top floor next to the innkeep, she's a female Hyur Midlander.

Shyba's fc imploded before it took off?

There it is.

Sorry that you're sorry.

i'm surprised you guys have so many credits because it used to be bone dry since no one did shit

Who deserves an extensive foot massage?

Right, right. I'll try to make this quick. If you'd post a first name I could just look you up, as well.