>visiting mother for her birthday >we take two cars to cram our family into a fancy steakhouse >mom's group parks next to brand new BMW M4 >mom slams her door into the side of the car, leaving a very noticeable dent and scratch >yell at her and ask what the fuck is wrong with her >she responds "Well maybe if he didn't have such a tiny penis, he wouldn't have to worry about this sort of shit." >she spends the next hour berating me for "defending people with small penis syndrome" and my family is actually agreeing with her that it's the BMW driver's fault >end up leaving a note on the car >end up booking a flight home immediately afterwards >sitting in airport now
What are some shit that makes your blood boil? My mom is batshit crazy, and she's been saying horrible things towards me and my father since we arrived. This was just the final straw for me.
Does your mother post on Veeky Forums because she sounds like she does.
Leo Nguyen
Who?
Even if it were any other brand, or a $500 shitbox it's a horrible thing to do. You don't fuck up someone else's property just because you have preconceived notions of their genitals or otherwise.
Joseph Diaz
>Alphonse >who the hell cares.jpg BMW a shit anyway.
Cameron Morris
your mum sounds like a massive bitter cunt. drop her.
Kayden Gonzalez
>supporting criminals I actually like this thread. Don't make me derail it.
Owen Gutierrez
When people try to do things for me. Once I picked up my sister (who doesn't drive) and tried to put it my manual into reverse without asking... Also my mom honks my wheel a lot in the passenger seat, I FUCKING HATE IT
