Do normies in your area leave you alone when you're washing your car?

Veeky Forumstists the type of niggas that post sad frogs about being alone but get mad when people try to have a conversation with them

>First time going to claybar and wax car
>scared I'll fuck it up
>haven't done it yet

It's called small talk.

They aren't making conversation, they are parroting unfunny one liners as they walk past.

Clay with speed not with pressure, don't use too much wax or you'll be spending the next 5 hours trying to rub it off.

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>Do normies in your area leave you alone when you're washing your car?

Yes, because this is britain, where people are polite and don't feel the need to inject their stupid comments into everything.

Washing mine this weekend, and anyone who objects to me setting up my speakers to listen to music while I do it is going to get hosed.

God forbid someone try's to make you laugh

you can not fuck it up if you use the clay with lots of water, and apply the wax on a dry surface.

>go to "do it yourself" carwash where you put in money and you get to uses their brushes and shit
>everyone else is too busy washing their cars to bother you
>leave

wow OP that was hard. Furthermore, what I do not understand is
>faggot OP tries too hard to make his car look fresh
>car gets attention (which is what OP wanted)
>OP complains about the attention his car is bringing
WHY

I can confirm this is a British custom

>using a brush on your paint

Explains the stupidity of the rest of your post desu.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

Nothing at a public car wash touches my paint, and my car isn't even that valuable.

This
Being a piss taking cunt is traditional English behaviour.
I know because I do it all the time.

The fun new meme is to call it 'bantz'.....

let's see your sick paint job
>washes car to bring attention to car
>car gets attention
>complains about car getting attention and having conversations with people about said car
now THAT'S stupid

>drives 20 year old shitbox
>treats it like it's a luxury sedan from 2016
lmao

>not reading the thread
OP lives in England too, you childfucking mongoloid

>washes car to bring attention to car
No mate
I like the beading when it rains, and I want to keep it in good condition so it retains value.

>costs pence to wash my car as wash is cheap
>£50 on polish and wax that keeps paint looking good and protected for a couple of months
>a lite word polish, 250mm of wax, will probably last for 2 years of applications
>3 hours of my time every 3 months or so

vs

>£5 a shot at a car wash which RUINS your paint
>never wax or polish

Enjoy your shit looking car, have fun with your rust shitboater.

commit suicide

Yeah my bad dude sorry I should've driven my mom's Maxima across the Atlantic Ocean to wash it yesterday.

Meant a litre of polish and 250ml of wax, but still, kill yourself.

He said do it yourself wash....

There is nothing wrong with these, especially if you bring your own soap.

"North East" is usually associated with England, sorry senpai.

>commit suicice
>because your shitbox doesn't have pristine paint (unlike my shitbox)
lmao you guys are truly autistic even moreso than /g/

Do you not like your cars?

>German saloon
>shitbox
Please no

Also it's black, if you didn't own a car with a shit tier colour like red or white you'd know how hard it is to keep black looking good.

>red or white
>shit colors
Neck yourself.

you have bad taste user

You polish and wax every couple weeks? Try Nu Finish or something man.

White is for poor people and red looks shit unless it's an exotic.

>There is nothing wrong with these, especially if you bring your own soap.

I don't like their nylon scrubbing brush, so basically all they offer is that higher pressure water jet. None of those in my area have a water dispenser, so you have to bring in your own 5 gallon bucket of soapy water and spill proof lid on bucket to prevent a spill in the car. That means two sets of purchases from the car wash since:

a. Put in $3.00 (minimum requirement) and use that to prewash car, rims, and blast off any spots with bugs or sap that I noticed from inspection prior to washing.

b. Time runs out, so now time to use wash mitt and bucket. When done, pour out water and set aside bucket.

c. Put another $3 into car wash to rinse off car. If you say bring bucket of water to rinse car off, then you are in for painfully slow rinnsing so nope on that. Sign at car wash says no drying off cars there.

Conclusion: Might as well wash car at home or apartment because you save the $6 and you had to prepare a bucket of soapy wash water anyways. When I used to live in apartments, all the complexes I lived at had a location with water hose that you could park your car at and wash it as part of the features of the place.

>scrub brush
What? You just use the hose.

>You polish and wax every couple weeks? Try Nu Finish or something man.

Nu Finish has a shine longer than a coat of sacrificial carnauba wax, but it doesn't really have UV protection. The idea of putting on a modified floor wax on my car's paint also sort of disgusts me even though it is easy on.

The United States isn't allowed to have a northeast region of the country?

Who the hell calls the north east of the US the north east?

This is an american site dude. I don't know why you bongs insist on using your gay slang and stupid nerd notation
>"Hmmm yes Maxwell I was traveling 150 kilometers an hour in the north direction on tarmac (it's called asphalt you faggots) on a road with a positive gradient"
isn't it tea time right now? Why are you on Veeky Forums?

Read again The post mentions the power sprayer. Those wash places don't have a normal water hose and faucet in my area.

>The United States isn't allowed to have a northeast region of the country?
Most of those types of area labels were made back when the misssisssipppi river was the western frontier. That's why in the USA if you say Midwest, that means Ohio, Illinois, Indiana. It is not New Mexico, Colorado, or Whyoming.

>normal water hose
>you pay 3 dollars and get 6 minutes of time
>fill your bucket
>soak up your car
>put in 1 more dollar and get more time, rinse car
Wow. Or are you one of those fucking idiots who spends 5-6 hours washing his shitbox?

Man, I wish people here in Vancouver were that friendly. People won't even acknowledge your existence here in any form, or make eye contact, let alone friendly conversation.

;_;

Completely normal here in Canada.

>yukyuk do mine next user!

grow a sack faggot

I bet you live in the north

Where I live, people mind their fucking business and leave me the fuck alone.

I wash it on my driveway, with bucket and hosepipe. Anyone taking the piss gets the hose.

Excuuuse me for not reading every single fucking post, fuckhole tardmongler asswipe cunt-for-brains dickwit shitass.

> Spending that much on car washing
> Ever.
£20 bottle of 'wash and wax' bought years ago, still has plenty in due to 'use two capfuls'.
Squirt of Fairy liquid to shift the grease
Capful or two of Flash for the same.
£1 sponge
£5 chamois leather
£5 pot of wax for the interior and any black trim, and also does my boots, lasts forever.
£2 sponge wipes for the wax.

Hell, the vans at work just use Tesco Value Washing Liquid, because it's cheap and it works and will rip oily residue and mud off anything. Even the concrete of the loading bays.

>There is nothing wrong with these
Aside from paying to wash your own car. Do you not have a hosepipe at home?

> Paying to wash your own car
> Paying for water
> Paying for more water
Wow, that's cucked.

I live in an American suburb so all my neighbors keep to themselves. The grandma next door waves sometimes but that's about it.

Worse, normies threaten to kick me out of school for washing my car.

>nothing in school rules against car washing
>rule against working on car
>decide to take my car to empty lot on campus by my dorm
>planned to replace windshield wipers, apply RainX, wash and wax car
>halfway through campus security comes and tells me I can't work on my car because it's an "environmental hazard" and it's dangerous
>uwot
>finish applying RainX and go back to my dorm
>3 hours later get a knock from school security and admissions head saying next time I disobey security I'll be expelled from campus

>Washing your car in the UK
>It's going to rain all week

Why do people do this? I've seen the car washers before and i'm wondering why

>Washing your car in a parking lot

Do normies really have a need for this

What do I need to prder from amazon to make my car look pristine and glossy even though it has to sit outside, parents wont let me use the garage for it
havent washed it for like two months because college and midwest weather

A new car, if you have let your car sit outside in the elements without washing it for more than two weeks it's ruined.

>halfway through campus security comes and tells me I can't work on my car because it's an "environmental hazard" and it's dangerous

Serious contender for one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

>Bongs
>kilometers

I know that feel user.

going to buy meguiars clay bar kit or something similar and go at it this weekend. I wonder if I can get two cars done with one kit?

but its impossible to wash it during the winter

>>Most of those types of area labels were made back when the misssisssipppi river was the western frontier. That's why in the USA if you say Midwest, that means Ohio

I live in Oh and have always wondered why it's considered Midwest thanks user

>getting this upset about people being social.

Autism speaks.

>American "humour"

Honestly how the fuck can't you banter? You're an export just like Australia and they treat bantering like a national sport. Why is American comedy limited to sarcasm and why is your "observational comedy" so exaggerated it might as well be entirely fictitious? Even like the likes of John "Current Year" Oliver is some kind of national hero in America and I had literally never heard of him before you troglodytes thought he was some kind of comedic genius.

>HEY YOU MISSED A SPOT!.

HAHAHA did I miss a spot? I never miss a spot. I've been washing this car everyweekend for the past 5 years. I've washed this car even when it was already clean. So don't you tell me I missed a spot because I didn't. I know know ever nook and crannies of this car better than you know the under side of you nut sack buddy. So please tell me I missed a spot one more time even in the slightest joking way and I'll drown you in one of my 3 buckets fucko.

>3 buckets fucko.
casual here kek

Kek

Is this you? The amount of cringe is pretty on par

Holy shit Sperg meister

Americans can't handle the bantz

>>normal water hose
Nothing's free at a commercial do-it-yourself carwash here in the USA west
>>you pay 3 dollars and get 6 minutes of time
3 minutes of time and clock starts as soon as the last quarter is put in. If you put in more quarters to extend the time, the clock still runs thus the time you spend putting in more quarters costs you.

>>put in 1 more dollar and get more time, rinse car
There is a minimum amount at all the washes here and in nearby suburb cities. That is $3 and not $1.

I wash at home since I bought one. Much happier and other people wash in their driveway too as soon as they see me start washing. I guess that reminds them to do it. I make it an informal competition by trying to setup and wash as fast as possible. By exchanging cost for speed efficiency, it's down to 12 minutes counting from the time the car is washed to it is nearly dry using a water blade. I have a handheld spray dispenser attached to water hose. About 2 ounces of meguiar gold class shampoo is enough to be all used up. The microfiber mitt is on a pole and there is enough ease of use that I can wash the car quick but gently so that the sealant protection is not lost. The neighbors all use a washbucket for soap because none of them have a soap sprayer. So they are all much slower and re-use potentially gritty water.

>dry using a water blade
ya dun goofed

You don't?

>criticises me for spending a squalourous amount on cleaning my car
>uses fairy liquid on his car
Nice bait

yeah this. I just wash it in my driveway while playing some music, never had a stranger say anything to me, once in awhile a neighbor will stop for a couple minutes if they're walking by but since im obviously busy they dont waste my time.

You know, you and LPG are the only trips who arent retarded and annoying.

Can you not afford to spend $6 a week on your car in exchange for convenience? jesus

Only thing people tell me when I wash my car is how pretty it looks.

>Centuries of inbreeding created this
Now we know why Britain is getting overrun by sandniggers

I'm pretty retarded... just not enough to let people know

I think it has a lot to do with where you live, type of residence, neighborhood and such. I'm currently back at my parents as I'm writing my bachelor thesis and have no need for an apartment back at where I went to uni-college, and there is a good 30 feet of ascending driveway, so it would be pretty strange for some stranger to just waltz up to me while I'm washing the car to chat or show me a trick. I could see this happening if I was doing it right down by the road, but even still... having random people just come up to you like that is just plain weird, especially when you're from Scandinavia, as we really like our personal space

>you will never live in a town this idyllic

Here when I wash my car everyone just passes by with their heads down staring at the ground, I live right next to the collection of mailboxes too, so when people pass for mail it's in grim silence staring down.
When I see two neighbors walk past the heads are down, nobody looks up at the sky or at anyone near them

Guess the country

How is the Mämmi, Arno-Jukka my friend?

>thinking having people bother you constantly is a good thing

I'd like to spend hours detailing my car but my neighbours would think I'd lost it.

hey man, how about you put a quick guide about polishing your car together or link us to some resources
you appear to know your shit on that subject

yoo rotfl I lost to this post

Never. I Live in a nicish area with lots of old people that like to go power-walking and every time

>Lookin' good user
>Hey do you charge?? I'll bring mine over
Some basketball-americans that live down the street
>Ay man, I need my tires done like that man

I don't mind. It's usually positive stuff so eh I'll take it. I wash my car behind my house since the driveway wraps around if I want to be left alone or doing major work.

Me and the guy who reccomends 'Nu Finish' are different people.

I really know fuck all about it. I polished my car with that Autoglym stuff by hand a while ago and it brought the paint right up. Every once in a while I use glaze to fill in the scratches the faggot previous owner put in by presumably using a car wash, then finish up with some wax. I clay every few months.

Detailing a car is easy once you understand what do to in what order.

Just dress unapproachably
Are British people afraid to be offensive or something?

>KentuckyBro
Ayy lmao. I didn't know we had other KYfags here.

Yeah, just moved out to Newport right off 471 in the older subdivisions.

Bretty gud area. Location?

Near Lexington.

Ah that's a bit of a drive. I see some nice cars around here specifically a white RX-8 that sounds amazing and I wonder if they are Veeky Forums fags

>Be aspergerking
>Washing car at self serve because Fascist HOA rules
>Random dick twizzler slaps your car's ass
>Draw my CCW and screech
>"STOP RESISTING"
>Magdump my 380
>try to escape
>spin out in wet lot because I can't handle the RWD
>crash into drainage ditch and flip
>lying there paralyzed under 2 tons of ex-police freedom
>last thoughts are if I left the stove on
>Die there, cold, wet and alone.
Such is life in america

I replaced my car's battery in the parking lot lol

I'll acknowledge your existence vanbro

Yea, I wash my cars weekly and I have 2 cars. Everyone just knows me as the autist who cares too much about his cars. No one asks questions or says hi.

>have car
>don't keep it in garage to avoid fading the colour as long as possible
It's almost like you hate nice things, user.

You have absolutely got to be a scotsman

When your car's covered in oil, you'll understand why.

WHAT convenience? I already own a hosepipe and all the tools I need. I have a driveway. I'd have to drive to the car wash, PAY THEM MONEY TO WASH MY OWN CAR, then load everything up and drive home.
Or I just walk outside, fill the bucket, run the hose, and wash it. On my property. Without driving anywhere. With nobody complaining about 'environmental hazard'.

If I wanted to pay for shit and pay for shit and pay for shit, I'd just take it somewhere and pay a bunch of poles to wash it for me.

>>Hey do you charge?? I'll bring mine over
Yes, yes I do. If they want to pay me, I'll happily wash someone else's car.

The politeness is a holdover from when everyone carried knives and other weapons everywhere back in the middle ages, and when there was nothing stopping you murdering someone for being a rude cunt.

Nope, southeast. I just know that adding fairy to the bucket will strip off the oily scum that got dumped on it last weekend by the rain.
As well as the salt, aircraft fuel, diesel soot, and now the fucking desert sand as well. Oh, and the bird shit and cherry blossom petals.

I don't wash my car.

bruv try being a window cleaner

>be poor uni student working part time as a window cleaner
>clean mainly kfc and hungry jacks stores
>primary congregation place for society's degenerates
>"hey can you just clean my windscreen" or "I've got some windows at home you can clean haha"
>happens atleast once every day I work

I don't even know how to react anymore. usually Just a fake laugh to get them to leave me alone