/owg/ Overwatch General

I'm sorry, you love anal?

Hana Song thread?

>Find this cute little bumblebee curled up on the floor of your house

What do?

Not if you're only purpose is to destroy Rien shield. Otherwise yeah.

>it's another "Ana player think's they're Widowmaker" episode
>and in competitive no less

Neither. They don't have sticky spam or sticky jumping. That's what makes Demoman the best class in his game.

You cant buff Mei without the shitters throwing a hissy fit.

>If you can't carry 5 other people you deserve your shit stomped until you get on a lucky enough streak that you're not having to carry

Every match with 4 golds I lose

Every match where I have 1 or even mostly silvers/bronze I win because I actually have teammates doing work

Feed her honey until she's healthy again and then steal her meka and tell her livesteam fans that I'm their new favourite now

Kick it out before my wife, Angela, sees it.

yeah junkrat has his niche tbf

he is quite good for defending first point in hollywood and in general on anubis defence

>mercy stops healing you for the rest of the match because you let her die ONCE
why do people like these exist?

Feed her sugar water

Tell her to change her clothes, because B.va and Junebug suck

>be new
>win game
>don't know what I did right to win
>lose game
>don't know what I did wrong to lose
wat actually do?

Sticky jumping is more powerful than the mine jump for reference. The mine jump doesn't have much horizontal power.

>letting your healer die, ever

hope you werent tanking because if so you deserve it

strawpoll.me/10866578

>it's a "nanoboosted reinhardt keeps his shield up for the duration" episode
end my fucking life

>Not playing ana only using healing and sleeping every charging reinhardt
You could kill with her if you needed to but she's not the best at it.

can you retards stop crying about your me ooga team booga matchmaking experiences and actually contribute to the thread for once

thanks

if i wanted to read content like this i'd go to blogspot or tumblr

I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES

AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau

check the fucking spreadsheet
anyways zarya RMB does 18 at 0 charge at 95 at max
junkrat always does 120 damage with up to 80 splash

SOME FUCKING APE NIGGER STOLE MY GLASSES AGAIN.

I WANT THEM BACK! HAVE TO USE THOSE CHEAP ASS KNOCKOFFS!

So /owg/, which one's your favorite?

I hate that almost every team based shooter is like this with matchmaking.

I won a LOT more though when I started picking rein and started to play more aggressively and telling my team to push up with me. Rein only works in 50+ though.

Make me, pendejo.

if raw dps was all that mattered bastion would be top tier instead of shit tier

but alas..

>its a "ana nanoboosts reinhardt at 100HP" episode

worst """healer"""

>mfw a mercy or dva player tries bragging about how strong their pistol is

>"i get a lot of kills with this thing :P"
>"dont underestimate battle mercy! haha xD"

>still no new skins

READY TO GO WHOLE HOG!

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they all look pretty much the same

kinda stupid art considering how much variance there is to boob shapes and sizes in real life

nth for I don't give a shit about your gold weapons, if you aren't doing well as a certain hero, please switch.

t. support main

Found my first silver today. He has 564 hours of playtime

>Zarya's puffy nipples

>564
What the shit

I've gotcha

Tell her to go White Rabbit.

Sym has the best bra, but wearing clothing that assymmetric seems out of character for her.

>like anything that isn't B or C
>disgust.jpg

THICKER

fucking disgusting never post that again

How do I get good at Reaper?

That silver looks fucking sexy yo.

>"Summer" skins
>it's almost August
Soon.

>the fewer people Symmetra shields, the stronger the shield is

what if

>koth nepal village
>enemy team goes full tracer
>potg is reaper in wraith form surrounded by 4 tracers waiting for him to get out of it, kill him and take the point
>he drops the Q
shit felt so satisfying to watch

He was full health with a pocket mercy

That's an average of 8.5 hours a day.

how do you get the silver portrait, level 500?

Could work, but I'd rather they just made it +50HP and closed the book.

Well at least we know they'll be adding epics and legendaries

walk through some side route while your team actually plays the game, then come from behind and farm kills on the healer they arent protecting or their tank.

once you have ult go to any high point, drop down and press q.
ADVANCED TACTICS FOR PROS ONLY: wait till their tank is dead before you do it

>thinking boob size is determined solely by the letter
someone who has never had a gf detected

there are B cup tits that look bigger than C cups

What if they gave her a dispenser (like a stationary Lucio with less range) that also gave out that 25 shield buff.

I like the idea, but it's also just another structure for a flanker to effortlessly find and destroy.

her shields should just be a passive that is granted to every teammate globally and give her a completely new E

Not even him, but there are married men who don't know anything about bra size. It's one of those stock stand up comedian subjects.

>What do?

Give her to Tracer.

How could this happen, /owg/?

Then just shit out another. It could have Torb's turret cooldown but without the stress of leveling it up.

you again. shut the fuck up.

Salt

I need some source on this.

just neck yourself already. You have been spamming this shit for quite a while.

601+ gives you silver
1201+ gives you gold
Max portrait is at 1791+, after which it'll stay the same.

>have a long, fair, drawn out match
>win by a few inches
>enemy: you didn't deserve to win that match
>me: why
>enemy: cause you are all shit
>4 golds as reinhardt

if we are shit how did we beat you senior

This is hot. I need more of this. I didn't think Hana could get any better.

is symmetra too situational of a hero to be a viable character? if you lose the first point quickly youre useless and shouldnt have even been on her since you lose the ult charge

Explain this.

Is the right side her actual body and the left just pads it with armor? Or is it a full on breast reduction with the devil skin?

>Seagull admitted genji is op

nerf when?

thanks for the blog dudester, got a subscribe button?

literally
WHO

no bully zone

Yes.
And that's a shame.

What is the easiest way to deal with Basion + Rein + Mercy? Especially on the payload.
Tracer? Genji?

>Trombone and Bartholomew will never be buffed because shitters can't deal with turrets

>Winston will never get buffed because he's still decent in KOTH

>It seems pretty reasonable that Hanzo might get buffed

>Symmetra needs big reworks rather than a linear buff

>posts about overwatch shouldn't go overwatch General because *I* don't like them

Simply ebon. Go call the fucking Veeky Forums police.

anyone with a brain could have figured out genji was op weeks ago

>friend I queue with picks widow, is headshotting people left and right, does pretty good if medals tell you anything
>gets all the blame whenever we lose even though it's a map where she is decent

let her spam four turrets at once
the maximum can stay six

but it actually is mr. permavirgin. You just have to add the Number. (34A>32B) You can ask your mom about it.

Situational is exactly the right word. She needs to be able to do more than give everyone a t-shirt's worth of extra protection and slap down some flimsy defenses that can't even be deployed quickly enough.

just play ana, you will get all the blame instead.

snipers are gay, deal with it.

Succubus (Male)

What if Symmetra turrets healed allies

When do you think the summer skins update will happen? Can't too long away now

sleep tight reap tight